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Thrinaxodon
May 16, 2013, 11:08:53 AM5/16/13
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The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States. They're
hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
Mexico, before they kill you.
Visit ivinnie-org7.webnode.com/guestbook/ for more.
Thrinaxodon
biolord9.wordpress.com
alt.conspiracy
hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
Mexico, before they kill you.
Visit ivinnie-org7.webnode.com/guestbook/ for more.
Thrinaxodon
biolord9.wordpress.com
alt.conspiracy
Dreamer In Colore
May 16, 2013, 2:14:47 PM5/16/13
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and we're sticking to that story.
Now just reach over there and get me the cloak of invisibility, would
you? I have something I need to do....
Cheers,
Dreamer
AA 2306
Alex W
May 16, 2013, 2:45:37 PM5/16/13
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On Thu, 16 May 2013 14:14:47 -0400, Dreamer In Colore wrote:
> On Thu, 16 May 2013 08:08:53 -0700 (PDT), Thrinaxodon
> <biol...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States. They're
>>hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
>>President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
>>Mexico, before they kill you.
>>
>>
>>
>>Visit ivinnie-org7.webnode.com/guestbook/ for more.
>>
>>Thrinaxodon
>>
>>biolord9.wordpress.com
>>
>>alt.conspiracy
>
> Shut up, idiot. Canadians are quiet, self-effacing, infinitely polite
> and we're sticking to that story.
Would that include Maple Leaf fans?
> On Thu, 16 May 2013 08:08:53 -0700 (PDT), Thrinaxodon
> <biol...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States. They're
>>hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
>>President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
>>Mexico, before they kill you.
>>
>>
>>
>>Visit ivinnie-org7.webnode.com/guestbook/ for more.
>>
>>Thrinaxodon
>>
>>biolord9.wordpress.com
>>
>>alt.conspiracy
>
> Shut up, idiot. Canadians are quiet, self-effacing, infinitely polite
> and we're sticking to that story.
>
> Now just reach over there and get me the cloak of invisibility, would
> you? I have something I need to do....
please. Those cheerleaders are still traumatised from their
last post-practice shower.
Father Haskell
May 16, 2013, 10:00:05 PM5/16/13
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On May 16, 11:08 am, Thrinaxodon <biolo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States. They're
> hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
> President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
> Mexico, before they kill you.
>
> Visit ivinnie-org7.webnode.com/guestbook/ for more.
Are we eligible for free health coverage if we surrender?
> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States. They're
> hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
> President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
> Mexico, before they kill you.
>
> Visit ivinnie-org7.webnode.com/guestbook/ for more.
Olrik
May 16, 2013, 11:30:37 PM5/16/13
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Le 2013-05-16 22:00, Father Haskell a �crit :
<sigh>
I know you mean well, Father, but it's not free. It's just like
insurance: you pay a premium, deducted from your paycheck, and you're
covered. It's quite simple, really.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
I know you mean well, Father, but it's not free. It's just like
insurance: you pay a premium, deducted from your paycheck, and you're
covered. It's quite simple, really.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
Father Haskell
May 16, 2013, 11:38:50 PM5/16/13
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Olrik
May 16, 2013, 11:56:49 PM5/16/13
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Le 2013-05-16 23:38, Father Haskell a �crit :
None whatever.
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
May 17, 2013, 3:25:42 AM5/17/13
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still better than what goes on in other countries where they refuse
service if payment can't first be arranged somehow.
If you just give Alaska back, this whole thing can be settled with less
effort than it takes to play a game of chess.
--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
"The boy ain't right I tell you h'what."
-- Hank Hill, Texas, USA
Alex W
May 17, 2013, 7:51:46 AM5/17/13
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On Fri, 17 May 2013 00:25:42 -0700, Fidem Turbare, the
non-existent atheist goddess wrote:
> If you just give Alaska back, this whole thing can be settled with less
> effort than it takes to play a game of chess.
Give Alaska back?
non-existent atheist goddess wrote:
> If you just give Alaska back, this whole thing can be settled with less
> effort than it takes to play a game of chess.
What would the Russians want with Alaska?
Anyway, if they don't take Palin the deal is off.
R Brown
May 17, 2013, 9:13:44 AM5/17/13
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the USA. We call it "donut diplomacy". As Canadians we simply believe
that most of life's problems can be resolved with a nice cup of coffee
and an apple fritter. Meanwhile, agent Bieber is converting millions of
American girls to our cause.
--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
May 17, 2013, 11:51:02 AM5/17/13
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On Fri, 17 May 2013 12:51:46 +0100
Alex W <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> On Fri, 17 May 2013 00:25:42 -0700, Fidem Turbare, the
> non-existent atheist goddess wrote:
>
> > If you just give Alaska back, this whole thing can be settled with
> > less effort than it takes to play a game of chess.
>
> Give Alaska back?
> What would the Russians want with Alaska?
Alaska was part of Canada before the Russians took it. (Perhaps the
Alex W <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> On Fri, 17 May 2013 00:25:42 -0700, Fidem Turbare, the
> non-existent atheist goddess wrote:
>
> > If you just give Alaska back, this whole thing can be settled with
> > less effort than it takes to play a game of chess.
>
> Give Alaska back?
> What would the Russians want with Alaska?
early powers-to-be in Canada and Russia both forsaw Palin.)
> Anyway, if they don't take Palin the deal is off.
--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
"I love that smell of the emissions!"
-- Sarah Palin (May 29, 2011; at a motorcycle rally)
Dakota
May 17, 2013, 4:51:56 PM5/17/13
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On 5/17/2013 2:25 AM, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
wrote:
wrote:
> On Thu, 16 May 2013 19:00:05 -0700 (PDT)
> Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> On May 16, 11:08 am, Thrinaxodon <biolo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States.
>>> They're hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future,
>>> killing the President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We
>>> must flee to Mexico, before they kill you.
>>>
>>> Visit ivinnie-org7.webnode.com/guestbook/ for more.
>>
>> Are we eligible for free health coverage if we surrender?
>
> Yes, for many really important things, but not everything. That's
> still better than what goes on in other countries where they refuse
> service if payment can't first be arranged somehow.
>
> If you just give Alaska back, this whole thing can be settled with less
> effort than it takes to play a game of chess.
>
How would giving back to the Russians something we paid for help?
> Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> On May 16, 11:08 am, Thrinaxodon <biolo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States.
>>> They're hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future,
>>> killing the President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We
>>> must flee to Mexico, before they kill you.
>>>
>>> Visit ivinnie-org7.webnode.com/guestbook/ for more.
>>
>> Are we eligible for free health coverage if we surrender?
>
> Yes, for many really important things, but not everything. That's
> still better than what goes on in other countries where they refuse
> service if payment can't first be arranged somehow.
>
> If you just give Alaska back, this whole thing can be settled with less
> effort than it takes to play a game of chess.
>
Father Haskell
May 18, 2013, 12:49:59 AM5/18/13
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buried under paperwork for having a splinter removed.
Jeanne Douglas
May 18, 2013, 1:36:05 AM5/18/13
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In article
<b44734ae-597c-4369...@d6g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>,
Yeah, it boggles the mind, don't it?
--
JD
"Osama Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive."--VP Joseph Biden
<b44734ae-597c-4369...@d6g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>,
--
JD
"Osama Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive."--VP Joseph Biden
linuxgal
May 18, 2013, 12:39:29 PM5/18/13
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Thrinaxodon wrote:
> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States. They're
> hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
> President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
> Mexico, before they kill you.
About the only dangerous thing about Canada is Canadian bacon.
> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States. They're
> hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
> President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
> Mexico, before they kill you.
--
Halftime at Circvs Maximvs, and the Lions lead the Christians 326-0
Dreamer In Colore
May 18, 2013, 12:01:57 PM5/18/13
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On Sat, 18 May 2013 08:39:29 -0800, linuxgal <linu...@cleanposts.com>
wrote:
>Thrinaxodon wrote:
>> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States. They're
>> hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
>> President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
>> Mexico, before they kill you.
>
>About the only dangerous thing about Canada is Canadian bacon.
http://www.realcanadianbacon.com/pork-tenderloin/press/The_real_deal_Authentic_Canadian_bacon_isn't_what_most_Americans_think_it_is.htm
Yet another example of how Canadians are slowly infiltrating the U.S.
Cheers,
Dreamer
AA 2306
wrote:
>Thrinaxodon wrote:
>> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States. They're
>> hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
>> President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
>> Mexico, before they kill you.
>
>About the only dangerous thing about Canada is Canadian bacon.
Yet another example of how Canadians are slowly infiltrating the U.S.
Cheers,
Dreamer
AA 2306
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
May 18, 2013, 11:57:43 PM5/18/13
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become a larger oil supplier to the world (people can feel better about
buying oil from Canada because we're constitutionally secular).
--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
"Unless government appropriately regulates oil developments and holds
oil executives accountable, the public will not trust them to drill,
baby, drill. And we must!"
-- Sarah Palin (June 8, 2010)
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
May 18, 2013, 11:59:41 PM5/18/13
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milk cartel who fit into healthcare somehow, but it's not exactly clear
how (any ideas?).
--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
-- Sarah Palin (July 3, 2009; resigning as governor)
Olrik
May 19, 2013, 12:42:00 AM5/19/13
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Le 2013-05-18 00:49, Father Haskell a �crit :
Pity...
Here in Qu�bec, you only have to show your health insurance card. That's
it, that's all. End of story.
Here in Qu�bec, you only have to show your health insurance card. That's
it, that's all. End of story.
Olrik
May 19, 2013, 12:53:01 AM5/19/13
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Le 2013-05-18 12:39, linuxgal a �crit :
I do have very bad memories from ordering �Canadian Bacon� in the USA.
It proved to be some sort of round slices of ham without any fat or
smoke flavour.
Fun fact: In Canada, there's no such as �Canadian Bacon�. There's only
bacon, a marvelous strip of meat & fat that's best served cooked on a
pan on every occasion. Enjoy!
> Thrinaxodon wrote:
>> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States. They're
>> hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
>> President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
>> Mexico, before they kill you.
>
> About the only dangerous thing about Canada is Canadian bacon.
Indeed.
>> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States. They're
>> hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future, killing the
>> President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We must flee to
>> Mexico, before they kill you.
>
> About the only dangerous thing about Canada is Canadian bacon.
I do have very bad memories from ordering �Canadian Bacon� in the USA.
It proved to be some sort of round slices of ham without any fat or
smoke flavour.
Fun fact: In Canada, there's no such as �Canadian Bacon�. There's only
bacon, a marvelous strip of meat & fat that's best served cooked on a
pan on every occasion. Enjoy!
Dakota
May 19, 2013, 1:42:06 AM5/19/13
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On 5/18/2013 10:57 PM, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
Russians?
wrote:
> On Fri, 17 May 2013 15:51:56 -0500
> Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com> wrote:
>> On 5/17/2013 2:25 AM, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
>> wrote:
>>> On Thu, 16 May 2013 19:00:05 -0700 (PDT)
>>> Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> On May 16, 11:08 am, Thrinaxodon <biolo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States.
>>>>> They're hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future,
>>>>> killing the President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We
>>>>> must flee to Mexico, before they kill you.
>>>>>
>>>>> Visit ivinnie-org7.webnode.com/guestbook/ for more.
>>>>
>>>> Are we eligible for free health coverage if we surrender?
>>>
>>> Yes, for many really important things, but not everything. That's
>>> still better than what goes on in other countries where they refuse
>>> service if payment can't first be arranged somehow.
>>>
>>> If you just give Alaska back, this whole thing can be settled with
>>> less effort than it takes to play a game of chess.
>>
>> How would giving back to the Russians something we paid for help?
>
> It would solve your Sarah Palin problems while also helping Canada
> become a larger oil supplier to the world (people can feel better about
> buying oil from Canada because we're constitutionally secular).
>
Where would Canada get the extra oil if the USA gave Alaska to the
> On Fri, 17 May 2013 15:51:56 -0500
> Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com> wrote:
>> On 5/17/2013 2:25 AM, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
>> wrote:
>>> On Thu, 16 May 2013 19:00:05 -0700 (PDT)
>>> Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> On May 16, 11:08 am, Thrinaxodon <biolo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States.
>>>>> They're hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future,
>>>>> killing the President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We
>>>>> must flee to Mexico, before they kill you.
>>>>>
>>>>> Visit ivinnie-org7.webnode.com/guestbook/ for more.
>>>>
>>>> Are we eligible for free health coverage if we surrender?
>>>
>>> Yes, for many really important things, but not everything. That's
>>> still better than what goes on in other countries where they refuse
>>> service if payment can't first be arranged somehow.
>>>
>>> If you just give Alaska back, this whole thing can be settled with
>>> less effort than it takes to play a game of chess.
>>
>> How would giving back to the Russians something we paid for help?
>
> It would solve your Sarah Palin problems while also helping Canada
> become a larger oil supplier to the world (people can feel better about
> buying oil from Canada because we're constitutionally secular).
>
Russians?
Olrik
May 20, 2013, 12:58:21 AM5/20/13
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Le 2013-05-19 01:42, Dakota a �crit :
From our very own bituminous sands.
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
May 20, 2013, 4:28:40 AM5/20/13
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On Sun, 19 May 2013 00:53:01 -0400
Olrik <olri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Fun fact: In Canada, there's no such as «Canadian Bacon». There's
> only bacon, a marvelous strip of meat & fat that's best served cooked
> on a pan on every occasion. Enjoy!
I agree.
--
it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, please
refudiate."
-- Sara Palin (July 18, 2010)
Olrik <olri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Le 2013-05-18 12:39, linuxgal a écrit :
> > Thrinaxodon wrote:
> >> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States.
> >> They're hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future,
> >> killing the President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We
> >> must flee to Mexico, before they kill you.
> >
> > About the only dangerous thing about Canada is Canadian bacon.
>
> Indeed.
>
> I do have very bad memories from ordering «Canadian Bacon» in the
> USA. It proved to be some sort of round slices of ham without any fat
> or smoke flavour.
That's not Canadian bacon.
> > Thrinaxodon wrote:
> >> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States.
> >> They're hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future,
> >> killing the President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We
> >> must flee to Mexico, before they kill you.
> >
> > About the only dangerous thing about Canada is Canadian bacon.
>
> Indeed.
>
> I do have very bad memories from ordering «Canadian Bacon» in the
> USA. It proved to be some sort of round slices of ham without any fat
> or smoke flavour.
> Fun fact: In Canada, there's no such as «Canadian Bacon». There's
> only bacon, a marvelous strip of meat & fat that's best served cooked
> on a pan on every occasion. Enjoy!
--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
"Ground Zero Mosque supporters: Doesn't it stab you in the heart, as
it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, please
refudiate."
-- Sara Palin (July 18, 2010)
Olrik
May 21, 2013, 12:05:52 AM5/21/13
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Le 2013-05-20 04:28, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess a
�crit :
>> Le 2013-05-18 12:39, linuxgal a �crit :
>> Fun fact: In Canada, there's no such as �Canadian Bacon�. There's
>> only bacon, a marvelous strip of meat & fat that's best served cooked
>> on a pan on every occasion. Enjoy!
>
> I agree.
>
--
�crit :
>> Le 2013-05-18 12:39, linuxgal a �crit :
>>> Thrinaxodon wrote:
>>>> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States.
>>>> They're hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future,
>>>> killing the President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We
>>>> must flee to Mexico, before they kill you.
>>>
>>> About the only dangerous thing about Canada is Canadian bacon.
>>
>> Indeed.
>>
>> I do have very bad memories from ordering �Canadian Bacon� in the
>> USA. It proved to be some sort of round slices of ham without any fat
>> or smoke flavour.
>
> That's not Canadian bacon.
Then I've been deceived by McDonald's!
>>>> The Canadians have threatened to take over the United States.
>>>> They're hosting secret weapons. You can see them in the future,
>>>> killing the President. They have already attacked Berea, Oh. We
>>>> must flee to Mexico, before they kill you.
>>>
>>> About the only dangerous thing about Canada is Canadian bacon.
>>
>> Indeed.
>>
>> I do have very bad memories from ordering �Canadian Bacon� in the
>> USA. It proved to be some sort of round slices of ham without any fat
>> or smoke flavour.
>
> That's not Canadian bacon.
>> Fun fact: In Canada, there's no such as �Canadian Bacon�. There's
>> only bacon, a marvelous strip of meat & fat that's best served cooked
>> on a pan on every occasion. Enjoy!
>
> I agree.
>
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