National Hedgehog Day
Dumbledore_
Since I no longer live anywhere near Punxsutawny, PA or groundhogs
after moving to Florida and then Britain and I really miss Groundhog
Day, I thought it appropriate if we had a Hedgehog Day here.
http://www.fell2earth.com/puzzles/hedgehog.jpg
http://www.steveconrad.co.uk/hog/images/title.jpg
http://www.hedgehogs.org/faq/hedgehog.jpg
In the unlikelihood that a hedgehog should see his shadow under
Britain's cloudy skies, Winter is over. I missed Summer last year
when I went on a coffee break.
Hedgehogs are cuter and lot sharper anyway, but not as sharp
as ozzie hedgehogs. They still make good roadkill.
http://tinyurl.com/ow8fc
So! Official Hedgehog Day is to be Feb 4th to give our American
hillbilly cousins time to fly over after enjoying roast groundhog on
Groundhog Day.
All in favour say "Aye". Anyone against, fuck off.
--
Der alte Hexenmeister und Engineer
Androcles Dumbledore B.A., M.Sc., Ph.D.,
Headmaster, hogwarts.physics school for zauberlehrlings.
"One muggle's magic is another sorcerer's engineering"
Uncle Al
>
> Since I no longer live anywhere near Punxsutawny, PA
Behold the ambulatory EPA hazardous waste site. If you visit
Arkansas they'll greet you as purple hog waste impoundment.
--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/lajos.htm#a2
Dumbledore_
"Uncle Al" <Uncl...@hate.spam.net> wrote in message news:45C51B93...@hate.spam.net...
[snip river of shit from Schwartzcyst]
"Uncle Al" <Uncl...@hate.spam.net> wrote in message news:45C399C4...@hate.spam.net...
> Newtonian physics is infinite lightspeed (instantaneous knowledge of
> all aspects of a system),
You fuckin' ignorant, stoooopid, LYING bastard!
ROEMER,DOPPLER, MICHELSON, SAGNAC!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ole_R%C3%B8mer
"Cassini had observed the moons of Jupiter between 1666 and 1668, and discovered discrepancies in his measurements that, at first, he attributed to light having a finite speed."
http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mmx4dummies.htm
http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Sagnac/Sagnac.htm
http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Doppler/Doppler.htm
Einstein: "we shall, however, find in what follows, that the velocity of light in our theory plays the part, physically, of an infinitely great velocity."
http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/einstein/specrel/www/
Get the fuck out of the river of shit, you are the biggest TORD in it, you lying fuckheaded cunt!
Go and worship Nehemiah Scudder!
FUCK OFF and DIE!