ED CONRAD WON'T BE BOTHERING US ANYMORE . .

[Preston Duquene]

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Ed Conrad, a new arrival, receives an enthusiastic welcome
from other "residents" at the Cuckoo's Nest Mental Institution.
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NEW YORK (Rueters) -- Happy
Days are here again.
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TMZ has just reported that Ed
Conrad has been declared LEGALLY
INSANE and has just arrived at a looney
bin in Walla Walla, Wash.
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The good news is that the Institution
-- no relation to the Smithsonian -- does
not permit fruitcakes to have access to
computers in their padded cells.
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It means you'll no longer be able
to read new posts from Ed Conrad
who has identified the evolutionists
and atheists for the phonies that they
are.
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An archive of literally millions
of Ed's postings can be viewed by
going to alt.fan.ed-conrad or, even
better, dc.smithsonian.
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Meanwhile, rumors persist that
the Smithsonian plans to dig another
dungeon to bury Ed's mind-blowing
coal-age fossils and as many of his
postings that it can get its dirty hands
on.
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We'd also like to add that Ed's
Web pages will soon be removed,
so you'd better have one last look
right now.
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MAN -- AND PERHAPS A WOMAN OR TWO -- AS OLD AS COAL
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GOD INTERVIEWED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
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BRIEF LIST OF EVOLUTION CONSPIRATORS
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeo-anthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford UnIversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists