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Newsgroups: sci.med, sci.anthropology.paleo, alt.conspiracy, alt.atheism, alt.fan.ed-conrad
From: Intrepid <tickle.my.fancy...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2012 05:49:20 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Apr 21 2012 8:49 am
Subject: ED CONRAD ADMITTED TO INSANE ASYLUM
Ed Conrad, a new arrival, is enthusiastically welcomed.
THE PSEUDO-SCIENTISTS CAN ONLY WISH . . .
THE GRAND-DADDY OF ALL CONSPIRACIES
Never in the history of History has as much physical
evidence existed to debunk and destroy an existing
But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- regarding
the asinine theory of man's evolution.
The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones, teeth
and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins has proven
that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species," isn't worth the
papyrus it was written on.
It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while --
perhaps even before -- anthracite was formed and the most golden rule
of geology is that coal is at least 280 million years old.
Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable
evidence that the evolutionists, atheists and physical
anthropologists can't tell the difference between their
ass and third base.
They are guilty of participating in a monumental conspiracy
against mankind -- AND THEY KNOW IT.
"OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND"
COMPLETE HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
PAIR OF HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
FEMUR . . .
TIBIA . . .
FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
SIDE MANDIBLE . . . (The good-looking guy is The Discoverer)
GALL BLADDER . . .
HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .
MR. LONGEARS EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
WHAT HONEST SCIENCE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE
State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories revealed
that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
a distinct resemblance to human bones via human comparative anatomy,
contain dried blood and, in some
cases, other relative components.
This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that
Ed Conrad is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons
wearing the white coats and dunce hats are
The sleazeballs' enormous desire to protect their vested interests has
obliterated their supposed mission to seek truth, no matter the
Not only do the Clown Princes of Science deny what they
obviously see -- the undeniable physical evidence that man, in almost
our present form, existed on earth eons ago -- but they also deny the
rather extensive accumulation of state-of-the-art testing results.
The really scary part in all of this is how the bones,
teeth and even soft organs got broken and petrified.
It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that existed on
earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering catastrophe.
ANYONE who doubts that I have discovered thousands
upon thousands of petrified remains of man and animals
-- with the arsenal of physical evidence I have presented --
Is a fraud and a phony.
The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University, the
Paleontological Research Institution, the University of Pennsylvania,
the turkeys posting to talk.origins and tenured-fossil Professors of
Anthropology, Paleontology, Geology, Physics, Atheism and
Conspiracies -- to mention just a few -- in America's universities.
You ask "WHY?" this monumental hoax has long been perpetrated against
It boils down to the protection of vested interests.The Scoundrels of
Science are fully aware that siding with
Truth can adversely affect their careers, their lucrative
weekly paychecks and their cushy positions.
God forbid, they DARE NOT not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie
has gone on and on.
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
Please save THIS story for a rainy day . . .
PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
BRIEF LIST OF DISGRACED "SCIENTISTS"
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, Univ. of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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