ED CONRAD ADMITTED TO INSANE ASYLUM

Intrepid

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Apr 21, 2012, 8:49:20 AM4/21/12

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Ed Conrad, a new arrival, is enthusiastically welcomed.
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THE PSEUDO-SCIENTISTS CAN ONLY WISH . . .
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THE GRAND-DADDY OF ALL CONSPIRACIES
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Never in the history of History has as much physical
evidence existed to debunk and destroy an existing
scientific theory.
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But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- regarding
the asinine theory of man's evolution.
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The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones, teeth
and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins has proven
that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species," isn't worth the
papyrus it was written on.
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It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while --
perhaps even before -- anthracite was formed and the most golden rule
of geology is that coal is at least 280 million years old.
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Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable
evidence that the evolutionists, atheists and physical
anthropologists can't tell the difference between their
ass and third base.
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They are guilty of participating in a monumental conspiracy
against mankind -- AND THEY KNOW IT.
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"OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND"
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COMPLETE HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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PAIR OF HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
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FEMUR . . .
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TIBIA . . .
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FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
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SIDE MANDIBLE . . . (The good-looking guy is The Discoverer)
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GALL BLADDER . . .
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HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
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OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
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PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .
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MR. LONGEARS EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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WHAT HONEST SCIENCE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE
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State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories revealed
that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
a distinct resemblance to human bones via human comparative anatomy,
contain dried blood and, in some
cases, other relative components.
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This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that
Ed Conrad is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons
wearing the white coats and dunce hats are
dead wrong.
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The sleazeballs' enormous desire to protect their vested interests has
obliterated their supposed mission to seek truth, no matter the
consequences.
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Not only do the Clown Princes of Science deny what they
obviously see -- the undeniable physical evidence that man, in almost
our present form, existed on earth eons ago -- but they also deny the
rather extensive accumulation of state-of-the-art testing results.
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The really scary part in all of this is how the bones,
teeth and even soft organs got broken and petrified.
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It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that existed on
earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering catastrophe.
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ANYONE who doubts that I have discovered thousands
upon thousands of petrified remains of man and animals
-- with the arsenal of physical evidence I have presented --
Is a fraud and a phony.
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The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University, the
Paleontological Research Institution, the University of Pennsylvania,
the turkeys posting to talk.origins and tenured-fossil Professors of
Anthropology, Paleontology, Geology, Physics, Atheism and
Conspiracies -- to mention just a few -- in America's universities.
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You ask "WHY?" this monumental hoax has long been perpetrated against
mankind.
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It boils down to the protection of vested interests.The Scoundrels of
Science are fully aware that siding with
Truth can adversely affect their careers, their lucrative
weekly paychecks and their cushy positions.
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God forbid, they DARE NOT not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie
has gone on and on.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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Please save THIS story for a rainy day . . .
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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BRIEF LIST OF DISGRACED "SCIENTISTS"
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Smithsonian Institution
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, Univ. of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Smithsonian Institution
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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talk.origins sci.anthropology sci.anthropology.paleo
sci.archaeology sci.archaeology.mesoamerican
sci.bio.evolution sci.paleontology.evolution

JTEM

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Apr 25, 2012, 1:12:46 AM4/25/12

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Sick fuck, Lee Olsen <paleoc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
[---psycho rantings---]

So how come you're so polite to yourself? You
know, your own sock puppets?

Lee Olsen

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Apr 25, 2012, 4:34:15 AM4/25/12

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On Apr 24, 10:12 pm, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
> you're

Out of Africa
"The interpretation of genetic evidence regarding modern human
origins depends, among other things, on assessments of the
structure and the variation of ancient populations. Because we lack
genetic data from the time when the first anatomically modern
humans appeared, between 200,000 and 60,000 years ago, instead
we exploit the phenotype of neurocranial geometry to compare
the variation in early modern human fossils with that in other
groups of fossil Homo and recent modern humans. Variation is
assessed as the mean-squared Procrustes distance from the group
average shape in a representation based on several hundred
neurocranial landmarks and semilandmarks.We find that the early
modern group has more shape variation than any other group in
our sample, which covers 1.8 million years, and that they are
morphologically similar to recent modern humans of diverse geo-
graphically dispersed populations but not to archaic groups. Of the
currently competing models of modern human origins, some are
inconsistent with these findings. Rather than a single out-of-Africa
dispersal scenario, we suggest that early modern humans were
already divided into different populations in Pleistocene Africa,
after which there followed a complex migration pattern. Our
conclusions bear implications for the inference of ancient human
demography from genetic models and emphasize the importance
of focusing research on those early modern humans, in particular,
in Africa."

Gunz et al.
Early modern human diversity suggests subdivided
population
structure and a complex
out-of-Africa scenario
PNAS # April 14, 2009 # vol. 106 # no. 15

JTEM

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Apr 25, 2012, 5:23:04 AM4/25/12

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Lee Olsen

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Apr 25, 2012, 1:27:52 PM4/25/12

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On Apr 25, 2:23 am, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
> You
> know

On Apr 25, 2:30 am, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:

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> Until there was an "Ice Corridor,"

Idiot, that's "ice-free corridor". It wouldn't be a corridor if it
were full of ice.

Lee Olsen

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Kashani et al 2012
Mitochondrial Haplogroup C4c: A Rare Lineage Entering
America Through the Ice-Free Corridor?
AMERICAN JOURNAL OF PHYSICAL ANTHROPOLOGY 147:35–39 (2012)

"Taking into
account that C4c is deeply rooted in the Asian portion
of the mtDNA phylogeny and is indubitably of Asian
origin, the ﬁnding that C4c and X2a are characterized
by parallel genetic histories deﬁnitively dismisses the
controversial hypothesis of an Atlantic glacial entry
route into North America."

http://www.scseagrant.org/Content/?cid=139

"The problem with the boat-migration model, says David Meltzer,
an anthropologist at Southern Methodist University, is that
boats do not exist in the archaeological record that far back.
“We lack any evidence of boats until the mid-Holocene times
(5,000 to 6,000 years ago) along the Northwest Coast and along
the coast of Alaska. In the absence of any evidence of boats
whatsoever, you probably have them walking along coastlines.
The idea that people would be crossing entire oceans in the
rafting technology that would have been available in those
days doesn’t make a lot of sense to me.”