HERE COME THE JUDGE ,

[Edwardo Conrado Conrado]

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This is Atty. Melvin Goldstein of the law firm of O'Brien, O'Toole,
O'Connor and Goldstein in Lower Manhattan.
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Our new client -- one Ed Conrad -- has informed us that it appears
he soon will be sued from here to Kingdom Come for his recent
slanderous remarks about members of the Scientific Establishment.
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Mr. Conrad fears he not only will lose all of his money but also his
pants
in numerous legal suits currently being filed by atheists,
evolutionists,
The Smithsonian, the talk.origins news group and boards of directors
(in some cases trustees) of many of the nation's most distinguished
U.S colleges and universities.
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(In fact, the Catholic Church also may try to get in on the action
because,
unless you were born yesterday, Ed says NOBODY BURNS IN HELL.
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As for the sci folks, they vehemently insist Mr. Conrad slandered them
throughout Internet land by calling them" a bunch of phonies" -- his
words, certainly not our's -- for clinging to what he terms the
"conspiratorial fraud,"
otherwise known as the Darwinian Theory of (man's) evolution.
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Ed has has assured us that HE IS RIGHT -- that the theory is phonier
than
an $8 bill. And, to make matters worse, he has insisted for decades
that the theory isn't backed up by enough physical evidence to fit on
the head of a pin.
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We, here at O'Brien, O'Toole, O'Connor and Goldstein, have no opinion
whether Mr. Conrad is right and the entire Scientific Establishment
wrong. Three of us flunked out science class.
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However, we have taken this case because miracles DO happen and Ed
just may be found to be a harmless kook -- and, besides, we certainly
can use the extra money.
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Despite the mountain of evidence that undoubtedly will be stacked
against
Mr. Conrad out client insists that a miracle WILL HAPPEN in the
courtroom because, after all, he is -- or was -- a very good friend of
David Fellin whom
most of you know was -- and still is -- a very good friend of God
Almighty.
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Click on http:///www.edconrad.org if you don't believe him.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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THERE SHE BLOWS!
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LIST OF ANTHROPOLOGY ASSOCIATIONS THAT
MAY HAVE BEEN SLANDERED BY ED CONRAD
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists