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FOSSIL HUNTER FINDS JIMMY HOFFA'S CORPSE

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Preston Duquene

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Sep 28, 2012, 8:31:36 AM9/28/12
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NEWS BULLETIN
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MAHANOY CITY, Pa. (Rueters) -- Jimmy
Hoffa's decayed body has finally been found.
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The corpse of the former Teamster
president was discovered deep inside
a nearby coal mine stripping pit by one
Ed Conrad, a fossil hutner.
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Good ol' Ed shows exactly where Jimmy's
body was found.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/conradshovel.jpg
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"It was really ugly," Conrad told Billo Reilly
of Fox News. "The skin was long gone but
there were still teeny, weeny maggots
crawling all over his face."

Hoffa, who was nicknamed "Shorty"
because he was only 5-foot-5, was last
seen on July 20, 1975, purchasing a Big
Mac at the McDonald's drive-in in Oakland
County, Mich.

The very last person to see Jimmy
alive was the Catherine "Kathy" Kristo,
now 94 and a popular resident of the
Nearer My God to Thee Nursing Home.

"He paid with a crisp new $20 bill
and I tested it to see if it was real,"
she recalled. "I gave him his change, then
he smiled, took a bite of the Big Mac,
licked his lips a few times, mumbled
something that sounded like 'Mmmm,
Mmmm, good!, then pulled away from
the window.

"The only other thing I can remember
is that there were three big scary men in
the car behind him -- one looking like that
fella (Joe Pesci) in The Godfathers," she
added. "But they didn't order anything, just
driving off right behind that nice man (Mr.
Hoffa). I really thought that was strange."
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This is a nice picture of Mr. Pesci.
http://blog.timesunion.com/bark/files/2011/11/joe_pesci.jpg
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There were many rumors about Jimmy's
final resting place and some say his bones,
mixed wtih lots of cement, are holding up
part of the crossbar in an end zone at Giants
Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ.

However, these wild, cockamaney stories
were put to rest by Ed Conrad's incredible
discovery deep in the strip mine, possibly
a more impressive discovery than even the
petrified human remains he found there that
confirm man is as old as coal.

Hoffa was declared legally dead in 1972.
It was strictly a coinicidence that Ed Conrad
baptized himself as Legally Insane on the
Internet a few years ago.
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Thgis is the latest FBI file photo of Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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OTHER MYSTERIES SOLVED BY ED CONRAD

MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org
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911 ALL OVER AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad/vYW_4Jxb7mo
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TIME TO END THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
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JTEM

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Oct 19, 2012, 4:04:29 AM10/19/12
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Check this out. Proving his trademark dishonesty and
stupidity, the Lee/Rich/Steve/Larry/etc psycho dishonestly
cherry picks the following:

Sick fuck, Lee Olsen <paleoc...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> And you can't read:http://www.scseagrant.org/Content/?cid=139
> "The problem with the boat-migration model, says David Meltzer,
> an anthropologist at Southern Methodist University, is that
> boats do not exist in the archaeological record that far back.
> “We lack any evidence of boats until the mid-Holocene times
> (5,000 to 6,000 years ago)

But a little further down WITHIN THE EXACT SAME SITE
we find this contradiction:

: Maritime people did have boats off the North American
: West Coast at least 13,000 years ago—or about the
: same time as Clovis people arrived. Archaeologists
: have excavated shell middens dated to 12,000 to
: 13,000 years old in the Channel Islands off California,
: which could have only been reached by boat from the
: mainland. The oldest human bones—a woman’s—
: found in North America, excavated in the Channel
: Islands, are about 13,000 years old

So he's making a claim that his own site destroys.

Lee Olsen

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Oct 19, 2012, 11:21:28 AM10/19/12
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On Oct 19, 1:04 am, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Sick fuck,
"JTEM" <j_deerfi...@hotmail.com>
Jack Teehan <deerfieldproducti...@gmail.com>
Seth Dwight <deerfieldproducti...@gmail.com>
Seth Dwight: NNTP-Posting-Host: 71.232.83.153
In His Glory: NNTP-Posting-Host: 71.232.83.153

>
> : Maritime people did have boats off the North American
> : West Coast at least 13,000 years ago—or about the
> : same time as Clovis people arrived. Archaeologists
> : have excavated shell middens dated to 12,000 to
> : 13,000 years old in the Channel Islands off California,
> : which could have only been reached by boat from the
> :  mainland.

"only" by boat? So he's making a false claim and only illiterate sock
puppets would believe such tripe:
http://sanjuancapistrano.patch.com/articles/teen-sets-record-in-swim-from-channel-islands-to-mainland
"Fiona Goh, 13, swims more than 12 miles in about 10 hours. She's the
youngest to complete a swim from one of the Channel Islands."

And let's not forget that at the end of the Pleistocene the distance
to Santa Rosae was only about a third of what it is today.


JTEM

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Oct 20, 2012, 12:54:18 AM10/20/12
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Lee Olsen

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Oct 20, 2012, 12:57:22 AM10/20/12
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On Oct 19, 9:54 pm, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Check this out.
"JTEM" <j_deerfi...@hotmail.com>
Jack Teehan <deerfieldproducti...@gmail.com>
Seth Dwight <deerfieldproducti...@gmail.com>
Seth Dwight: NNTP-Posting-Host: 71.232.83.153
In His Glory: NNTP-Posting-Host: 71.232.83.153

This idiot still thinks shell middens are boats:

JTEM

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Oct 20, 2012, 12:58:10 AM10/20/12
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Thinking he was supporting his "Persistence
Hunting," Lee/Lloyd/etc posted
the following link as "proof" that man can
out-run a horse.

....what the story actually states is, speaking
of the human runner:

: He was able to take advantage of rules saying the
: horse must make two 40-minute food and water
: breaks.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/animals/newsid_1804000/1804830.stm

Lee Olsen

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Oct 20, 2012, 1:18:52 AM10/20/12
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On Oct 19, 9:58 pm, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Thinking

Think about this:

Message-ID: <87ocvgs2...@nospam.pacbell.net>
Date: Wed, 01 Apr 2009

"JTEM is repeating a number of his lies, hoping some will
stick including

1. lies about my identity (Bill Taylor is someone
else.)

(and, depending on the post)

2. lies about what I posted.

3. lies about what a discussion is about.

The extent to which he is lying is strong evidence that
he is in fact a pathlogical liar. He has reduced himself
to figuratively getting into bed with Bill Taylor, one of
the most rabid homophobes plaguing this/these newsgroups
while pretending to be just the opposite.

And he's been complaining that I'm giving him a default
response when he posts the same lies over and over in spite
of the obvious fact that he is posting his garbage merely
as harassment (and possibly as an indication that he suffers
from Tourette syndrome given the language he often uses).

Until he has something substantial to contribute and can
express himself civilly, this idiot will get this canned
reply."

Yep, same sick routine, different list, different person attacked.
JTEM, obviously, is pleading for help all over the net.

george152

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Oct 20, 2012, 3:23:40 PM10/20/12
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On 20/10/12 18:18, Lee Olsen wrote:

> Yep, same sick routine, different list, different person attacked.
> JTEM, obviously, is pleading for help all over the net.

He's worthy of the kill file nothing more.

JTEM

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Oct 21, 2012, 1:57:34 AM10/21/12
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Lee Olsen

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Oct 21, 2012, 2:05:03 AM10/21/12
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On Oct 20, 10:57 pm, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Check this out. Proving
running has a long history in humans:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-490028831040819475#
"Recording of one of the earliest forms of human hunting,
still practiced today amongst the Kalahari Bushmen."

JTEM

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Oct 21, 2012, 2:11:58 AM10/21/12
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Lee Olsen

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Oct 21, 2012, 2:20:08 AM10/21/12
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On Oct 20, 11:11 pm, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
<rant deleted>

For some real data:
http://www.naturalhistorymag.com/master.html?http://www.naturalhistorymag.com/1206/1206_samplings.html
December 2006–January 2007
"Running Man Couch potatoes may disagree, but people are fairly well
built to run in the heat.
We sweat more per unit of body surface area than any other animal, and
our upright posture
exposes less body surface to the sun than would walking on all fours,
and more surface to the
cooling wind. On the hunt, those traits give people a distinct
advantage over most quarry.
In fact, Australian Aborigines and various Native American and African
groups have
traditionally practiced “persistence hunting,” chasing antelopes or
other game in the midday heat,
often for hours, until the animals overheat and collapse.
During the past twenty years, Louis Liebenberg, an animal tracker and
the owner of CyberTracker
Software in Cape Town, South Africa, has observed the only
persistence hunters still left, the
!Xo and /Gwi bushmen of the central Kalahari in Botswana. He reports
a success rate as high
as 80 percent—and a meat yield that beats hunting with bow and arrow,
club, or spear. Only
hunting with dogs proved superior.





JTEM

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Oct 21, 2012, 7:25:35 PM10/21/12
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Lee Olsen

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Oct 21, 2012, 9:27:50 PM10/21/12
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On Oct 21, 4:25 pm, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
<rant deleted>

For some real data:
http://www.naturalhistorymag.com/master.html?http://www.naturalhistor...

JTEM

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Oct 28, 2012, 6:46:40 PM10/28/12
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Thinking he was supporting his "Persistence
Hunting" religion, Lee/Lloyd/etc posted

Lee Olsen

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Oct 28, 2012, 7:36:54 PM10/28/12
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On Oct 28, 3:46 pm, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Thinking

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