ED CONRAD DARTBOARDS BEING RECALLED

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters)
-- For God sake, don't even attempt
to use the Ed Conrad Dartboard that
you got for Christmas.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg

The Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms
and Tainted Toys Agency (ATFTTA)
has just announced that lots of people
have died while thinking they were
having a ball tossing darts at the
likeness of Ed Conrad, who doesn't
have a friend in the world.
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"We've learned that an atheist in
the Chinese factory that makes 'em
had coated the tip of the darts with a
lethal poison that kills in seconds," said
a spokesman.
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"Whenever a person wets the tip of
the dart with his or her tongue for greater
accuracy, it's Curtains."
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Investigators said Ed Conrad, the
famous discoverer who is the role model
for the popular indoor game, had been
questioned and released. He has since
moved to Canada and nobody knows
why.
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The EC Dartboard was invented
by a disgruntled physical anthropologist
at the Smithsonian after The Ignorant
Bastard discovered petrified bones,
teeth and even soft organs -- some of
them HUMAN -- between anthracite
coal veins.
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The discovery really doesn't mean
that much except that it destroys the
evolutionists' Theory of Man's Evolution
and will have many of the pseudos
soon selling apples on the corner.
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Wal-Mart, which sold nearly 1.2 million
dartboards, said it apologizes for the
inconvenience the deaths may have
caused and will issue a rebate slip to
any and all disgruntled customers.
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Strangely investigators have also
poison darts came out of the very
same factory near Beijing which had
accidentally mistakenly painted all of
its children's toys with lead a few
Christmases ago.
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WHY ED CONRAD IS WORLD FAMOUS
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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"OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/catcalv.jpg
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COMPLETE HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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FEMUR . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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TIBIA . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg
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SIDE MANDIBLE . . . (The good-looking guy is The Discoverer)
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg
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GALL BLADDER . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg
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HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
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PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg
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FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
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CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon3_files/1tooth.jpg
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MR. LONG-EARS EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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EXCLUSIVE: First-Ever Interview with the Supreme Bean
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http://www.edconrad.org
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[JTEM]

Sick fuck, Lee Olsen <paleoc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
[---psycho rantings---]

So how come you're so polite you yourself? You
know, your own sock puppets?

[Lee Olsen]

On Apr 24, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
Lee Olsen <paleoc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > "Inasmuch as there is evidence
> > that >3/4 of the present-day European genes
> > are descended from indigenous Paleolithic ancestors
>
> There is no such evidence
>
> : ScienceDaily (Nov. 13, 2005) — The farmers who brought
> : agriculture to central Europe about 7,500 years ago did
> : not contribute heavily to the genetic makeup of modern
> : Europeans, according to the first detailed analysis of
> : ancient DNA extracted from skeletons of early European
> : farmers.http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/11/051112125213.htm

You imbecile, that is exactly what my quote said. Try learning the
difference between
"indigenous" "Paleolithic ancestors", and 7,500 yo "farmers" Thanks
for the keeper.
<"Beringer"> snicker.
<lip service> snicker
<ice corridor> snicker