A lawyer
boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of
frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them
for him.
She took the box and promised to put
it in the crew's refrigerator for safe keeping.
He advised her that he was holding
her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a
very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her
about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by
his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the
intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me
the crabs in New Orleans please raise
your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took
them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Many lawyers aren't as smart as
they think they are.
2. Many blondes aren't as dumb as
people think.
