Hello, Welcome to the
Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are
obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please
ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple
personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional,
we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace
the call.
If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it
doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
cnu.pne
