{Part 1, as dictated to your webmaster}
When I'm elected mayor I would like to see Joe Grammaglia, Ralph
Smario, and William Gartz take an early retirement from the downtown B
district for the fine and excellent work that they've done for me.
I'd like to see Mrs. K. Watts from the NFTA take an early retirement
from the subway system for the fine work she's done for me."
{Part 2, as transcribed by your webmaster from an urgent voice mail
from the candidate}
"Yeah Doc, take down a plate number for me, ADE5289. Two beautiful
broads, one smiled at me. A blond haired broad a little heavy set.
Thank you very much 226-9952, I'm at the free pay phone near Maytag
Laundry. About 10 minutes left on each dryer."