A recent editorial in the Buffalo News aptly summed up the heated
Buffalo mayoral campaign saying, "The fat is on the fire." In a bold
and and dramatic gesture that fans the flames of the political barbecue
currently sizzling in the Buffalo mayoral race, Ron Moss has once again
roasted his opponents.
In a dramatic denunciation of pork-barrel politics that threaten to
upset the status-quo of this once great city, and in gratitude for the
recent endorsement he recieived from the Meat Packers Union, "Boss
Moss" made an unprecedented stop at a local Top's Supermarket to sample
deli meats. Wasting no time getting to the meat of the matter, Moss cut
to the bone with a message of marginalism that once again left his
detractors reeling.
Moss convincingly demonstrated where's the beef in his marginalism
platform when prodded by a heckler who challenged him regarding what
he'd like to see added to the deli case. Moss, with a classic
double-take, shot back," I wouldn't change a d---- thing!" Hamming it
up for the media, Moss punctuated his retort by choking down an extra
thick slice of Boar's Head pastrami.
If this kind of stumping is any indication of what is to come, this
regular guy's campaign is sure to reduce his opponents' rhetoric to
hogwash. And that ain't no bologna.
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