There is still plenty of web space available for www.bielek-debunked.com,
and after I added a flag counter to the main page and saw the guests
coming from all the different nations, I was thinking of adding other
languages to the web site.

So, here is my request:
Would somebody help me in translating the web site content into
Spanish, French, Italian language ?

Any help deeply appreciated. I can speak and write in German and
English, but my French is not good enough, though.

Best regards,

Golf Sierra

Greetings!

If you should wish to have translations made into the highly popular
'American southern redneck' dialect, I would be happy to volunteer mah
services! Here's an example of what I can do fo YOU!

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Al Bielek finally debunked

Dear feller "Philade'phia Experiment" fans,

yo' will find inclosed in these dawggone pages vahifiable facks published
fo' th' fust time thet will cornclude a long term investigashun into th' so
called "PX" experiment but mo'e specifically into th' claims made by one
A'fred Bielek. ah say SON! Mr. Bielek gained a degree of public recognishun
fo' th' fust time wif his notorious testimony at th' MUFON cornference in
1990. At thet time he stated thet he was a true eyewitness an' participant
t'th' Philade'phia Experiment. Th' facks published hyar will clearly
demonstrate thet Mr. Bielek, as well as his co-conspirators Preston Nichols
an' Duncan Cameron, wil'fully craf'ed one of th' mos' trimenjus hoaxes
t'spread fum th' internet, even biggah than the hoax that lil Mikey from de
Life Cereal commercials went and done kilt himself aftah eatin' Pop Rocks
washed down wid Canada Dry Ginga Ale! Acco'din' t'his own reco'ds, Bielek
has been on on over 50 radio talk shows an' a featured speaker at on over 40
cornferences. We will outline in th' body of our presentashun th' follerin'
re-evaluashun of dat rascally Al Bielek.

Hush mah mouth!

· He nevah participated in th' PX
· He nevah witnessed th' PX
· He was no whar near th' PX when it done got tested
· He done changed his sto'y lotsa times ovah th' years wif addishuns,
embellishments, deleshuns an' wholesale fabricashun of events. Good LAWD
haff mercy!
· He has stated histo'ical events thet kin be completely vahified t'be
mighty false (dat means they ain't true!)

These points is a samplin' of whut we will present in our repo't. Whut in
tarnation remains amazin' is thet Bielek's sto'y was widely accepped by th'
media an' his 'fan community' wifout criticism, dawgone it. Varmints of all
backgroun's were quick t'repeat his quotes, offen jest bo'rowin' them fum
someone else's web page, wifout checkin' th' claims o' presentin' enny
critical analysis of whether they wuz true!

Now de danged-est astute obsarver an' researcher of th' PX is Marshall
Barnes. He is da big cock o' da walk wid the baddest doodle-ee-doo you nevah
seen, Son! He has been doin' a tho'ough investigashun of th' Philade'phia
Experiment on account o' th' early '90's. Barnes axed basic quesshuns thet
no one else thunk pertinent an' wif time he began t'find great discrepancies
wif Bielek's claims. Startin' fum a basic dissatisfackshun wif Bielek's so
called "facks", observin' thet not one claim was suppo'ted by a "hard
evidence" [which means thet it kin be vahified] Marshall began a large-scale
investigashun. Eventually a small number of fellow-minded dirt-diggers
joined Marshall in his indeavo's an' th' result of this hyar long-term
research is this big ol' pea-pickin' repo't.

Among them other rascals teamin' up wid Marshall wuz Fred Houpp (CAN) an'
Gerold Schelm (GER), makin' this hyar investigashun a real internashunal
event, why its bigger than the dawggone olympics! Our group effo't kin
demonstrate thet th' claims of Al Bielek an' his companions is nothin' sho't
of mighty impressive media manipulashun, dis-info'mashun, partially co'reck
data mixed into fabricashuns an' completely false statements. Whar thar will
allus be them of th' opinion thet Bielek's media circus is th' creashun of a
govment-guided operashun, whut we kin say wif sartinty is thet t'some degree
it has been a profitable venture fo' Bielek an' friends. Whether they were
sellin' hokum an' malarkey nevah seemed t'stop th' curious an' naïve fum
buyin' tapes an' videos an' attendin' cornferences. In other words, some
people made a killin' off this Bielek-buffoonery!

Th' fack is thet th' one facko' missin' fo' on over a decade, is a step by
step de-cornstruckshun of th' PX-Bielek saga as it was told by Al Bielek.
Whooooooeeeee!!! We haf accomplished thet an' we is confident thet his
vahshun, his sto'y, does not hold up t'sevahe scrutiny. Th' references used
fo' dis presentashun is th' common transcripps of some speeches an'
interviews given by Al Bielek, which is still accessible on th' info'mation
super-duper-highway y'all. Addishunally, we make reference t'th' content of
Al Bielek's own web site, www.bielek.com, which has presented th' photo
material referred t'in this hyar repo't. Offen, we use Al Bielek's own data
t'point out whar he has eifer lied, mixed an' matched bits an' pieces of th'
real sto'y o' else jest made up a great deal of fiddlesticks. When we say
thet someone has 'lied', we is required t'show evidence fo' th' accusashun.
We haf docoomntary evidence showin' Bielek lyin' on sevahal of th' main
subjecks an' th' source is emails an' official docoomnts, which we haf
provided as part of th' repo't.

Th' facks presented on these pages were collecked by Marshall Barnes, Fred
Houpp an' Gerold Schelm, dawgone it. True and ackshual statements of th'
investigato's kin be foun' in th' final chapper of this hyar web site. Th'
right han' menu will brin' yo' t'th' results of this hyar investigashuns.

Dat Bielek boy has done been LYIN' y'all! You done be bettah off buyin'
tickets to da local Southern Baptist Sat'Nite Dance Party than listenin' to
dat wildman Al Bielek servin' up another plate o' rocky mountn' oysters, ya
know what I mean Bubba?