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diggerop

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Nov 10, 2009, 6:56:38 AM11/10/09
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"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
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>
> Say "Hullo" to Phully Laird for me if you get through Nannup. Damn,
> it's been 7 years now...I wonder if he'll remember me...if the grog
> ain't got him yet. He slid down from Perth a while back.
>
> Well, he looks to be alive, anywho. Egad, tell him he needs a new web
> guy. 256 color gifs, EEK! http://www.nannupfurnituregallery.com.au/


You can tell him yourself. : )

I rang him and he said he would drop in to the wreck and say g'day

diggerop

phil

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Nov 10, 2009, 8:17:09 PM11/10/09
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Gudday boys
Yup still alive and kicking . ..
Been a long while since I looked in here, aint it all different . ..?
Thanks to a phone call last night from a nice bloke telling me that
Larry had asked after me . . I thought I would say hi.
Also had an email from Mario ( in Buffalo) a while ago ( which I
havent replied to properly yet - sorry mate will get to it)

Very busy - 12 month waiting list ( mainly thanks to that crappy
website wot I built with my own fair hands )
Busy moving into our new Workshop Gallery what I also built with my
own fair hands
Which by the way are now bereft of the end of my favourite left index
finger wot I ran through the 10 inch buzzer a couple of months
ago . . .

Any way just a quick hullo as i am just off to move more stuff out of
the old shop into the new one.

Phully

Larry Jaques

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Nov 10, 2009, 8:41:04 PM11/10/09
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On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:56:38 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
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Excellent! Thankee, Dop. You're a gentleman, no matter what
everyone always says.

----------------------------------------------------
Thesaurus: Ancient reptile with excellent vocabulary
====================================================

Larry Jaques

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Nov 10, 2009, 10:16:23 PM11/10/09
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On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:17:09 -0800 (PST), the infamous phil
<ph...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> scrawled the following:

>On Nov 10, 8:56 pm, "diggerop" <toobusy@themoment> wrote:
>> "Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:1ochf5t43a8og2emr...@4ax.com...
>>
>>
>>
>> > Say "Hullo" to Phully Laird for me if you get through Nannup. Damn,
>> > it's been 7 years now...I wonder if he'll remember me...if the grog
>> > ain't got him yet. He slid down from Perth a while back.
>>
>> > Well, he looks to be alive, anywho. Egad, tell him he needs a new web
>> > guy. 256 color gifs, EEK! http://www.nannupfurnituregallery.com.au/
>>
>> You can tell him yourself. : )
>>
>> I rang him and he said he would drop in to the wreck and say g'day
>>
>> diggerop
>
>Gudday boys

G'day, Phullymate.


>Yup still alive and kicking . ..
>Been a long while since I looked in here, aint it all different . ..?
>Thanks to a phone call last night from a nice bloke telling me that
>Larry had asked after me . . I thought I would say hi.
>Also had an email from Mario ( in Buffalo) a while ago ( which I
>havent replied to properly yet - sorry mate will get to it)

It's damed good to hear from you, Phil.


>Very busy - 12 month waiting list ( mainly thanks to that crappy
>website wot I built with my own fair hands )

Switch to JPGs or PNGs so you get the colors and clarity, dude!


>Busy moving into our new Workshop Gallery what I also built with my
>own fair hands

Cool. Got JPGs? <g>


>Which by the way are now bereft of the end of my favourite left index
>finger wot I ran through the 10 inch buzzer a couple of months
>ago . . .

All I did with mine was break it, well, the right index distal
phalanx, anyway. Sorry to hear about your loss, Stubby.


>Any way just a quick hullo as i am just off to move more stuff out of
>the old shop into the new one.

Thanks for stopping by.

diggerop

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Nov 11, 2009, 4:02:17 AM11/11/09
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"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:56:38 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
> <toobusy@themoment> scrawled the following:
>
>>"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
>>news:1ochf5t43a8og2emr...@4ax.com...
>>>
>>> Say "Hullo" to Phully Laird for me if you get through Nannup. Damn,
>>> it's been 7 years now...I wonder if he'll remember me...if the grog
>>> ain't got him yet. He slid down from Perth a while back.
>>>
>>> Well, he looks to be alive, anywho. Egad, tell him he needs a new web
>>> guy. 256 color gifs, EEK! http://www.nannupfurnituregallery.com.au/
>>
>>
>>You can tell him yourself. : )
>>
>>I rang him and he said he would drop in to the wreck and say g'day
>
> Excellent! Thankee, Dop. You're a gentleman, no matter what
> everyone always says.
>
You're welcome :)

> You're a gentleman, no matter what, everyone always says.

Stone the crows! No way are you hanging that label on me : )

diggerop

phil

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Nov 11, 2009, 7:01:55 AM11/11/09
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On Nov 11, 12:16 pm, Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com>
wrote:

> On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:17:09 -0800 (PST), the infamous phil
> <p...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> scrawled the following:

Lassa you old ratbag . . still pushing peoples buttons and winding em
up I see . .. . . .
Thats why I never stopped loving you .. big man love mate . .so dont
get scared . .

Dont be deceived Lassa. . .diggerop sounds like a great bloke .. you
can use that against him if you like.

How is things with you Larry?
I heard from Jummy some years ago . . he was running a small
construction business in Las Vegas at the time .. . I kept watching
the TV show but he never appeared . . .

Must go now . . need to find our what a jpg is. . . .!!

Phully

Noons

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Nov 11, 2009, 7:34:52 AM11/11/09
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phil wrote,on my timestamp of 11/11/2009 11:01 PM:

>
> Must go now . . need to find our what a jpg is. . . .!!
>
> Phully

Phully, mate! Blast from the past, and a good one too.
Made my week, dammit! Heck, no: made my MONTH!

Sad to hear the news about the dropped appendage.
Ah well, better than my general decrepitude: two ops and still another one to
go, dickey right heel, an extra 30Kgs, etcetc...

How's Fluffy? This one pisses me orf from time to time:
http://tinyurl.com/yb8owbt
(I know,I know: not the same thing. So what: it's a jpg!)

Good to see you're keeping busy mate. I'll definitely pay a visit to the site
now that I got its URL back: lost most of my old links a few years ago as a
result of all the stupid relocations.

Hang in there! And stay safe from Ali Mussa, Ben Zongo and all the other nigerians.

Nuno (in Sydney)

phil

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Nov 11, 2009, 8:02:34 AM11/11/09
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Nuno .? . . how wonderful. .
I am getting a chubby on - I feel so good about all these old
w'rec'kers.
Apart from the shortened digit ( I used to able to count to 9 and
three quarters. . .now it is only 9.5 .. played havoc with my creative
writing as well .. ) I am still incredibly good looking, lithe,
athletic and fit - and then I wake up . .!

Mate- never move to the country for the quiet life . .. . .!

Good to hear from you.

Phully

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Larry Jaques

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Nov 11, 2009, 11:50:40 AM11/11/09
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On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:01:55 -0800 (PST), the infamous phil
<ph...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> scrawled the following:

>Lassa you old ratbag . . still pushing peoples buttons and winding em
>up I see . .. . . .

You betcha!


>Thats why I never stopped loving you .. big man love mate . .so dont
>get scared . .

Oh, OK.


>Dont be deceived Lassa. . .diggerop sounds like a great bloke .. you
>can use that against him if you like.

I likely will.


>How is things with you Larry?
>I heard from Jummy some years ago . . he was running a small
>construction business in Las Vegas at the time .. . I kept watching
>the TV show but he never appeared . . .

I'm still doing web design, but my day job is now the Home and Garden
Handyman. I help widder wimmenz whip their woodworking woes, so to
speak.

On September 5th, I broke that right index fingertip. (nasty rabid
flagstone bit) On October 7th, I took off the splint. On October 9th,
I slipped and sprained my left wrist. So, as the Orientals say, it's
been an interesting time, this end-of-summer of mine.

I'm still trying to clear enough room in the shop to bash up some of
that nice jarrah you sent to me. All I've managed to build out of it
so far is a weather rock stand for my dad, before he died. It was a
smaller version of this style:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/153/420972328_f148789bae.jpg

I have a design for a mission style couch in my head, and some of the
jarrah is slated for that. Maybe by THIS Christmas...

Did you ever find replacement gnomes for your shop, or are you still
raking in all that dough by yourself?

Also, I need pics of your Southern Mansion, what you were building
when we last talked.


>Must go now . . need to find our what a jpg is. . . .!!

A JPG (or PNG) is to a GIF
what a
glossy full-color maggy cover is to a b/w newspaper piccy.

The GIF picture format limits you to 256 colors, 8 bit color.
The JPG format gives you 16.7 million, 32 bit color.

This article was written by Aussie nerds. Maybe you'll grok it.
http://articles.sitepoint.com/article/gif-jpg-png-whats-difference#

Anywho, you can adjust the JPG compression to find the best balance
between clarity and file size.

xox

Larry Jaques

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Nov 11, 2009, 11:54:49 AM11/11/09
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On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:20:33 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
<dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:

>In article
><78488526-33ca-4acd...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,


>phil <ph...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> wrote:
>
>> Apart from the shortened digit ( I used to able to count to 9 and
>> three quarters. . .now it is only 9.5 .. played havoc with my creative
>> writing as well .. ) I am still incredibly good looking, lithe,
>> athletic and fit - and then I wake up . .!
>

>Buggerit, mate, haven't you heard of the SawStop down there? Or maybe
>it doesn't work upside down?

Yeah, in Oz, it jumps up and take the entire hand off.
Very Highly Not Recommended.

diggerop

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Nov 11, 2009, 12:17:27 PM11/11/09
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"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:20:33 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
> <dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:
>
>>In article
>><78488526-33ca-4acd...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
>>phil <ph...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> wrote:
>>
>>> Apart from the shortened digit ( I used to able to count to 9 and
>>> three quarters. . .now it is only 9.5 .. played havoc with my creative
>>> writing as well .. ) I am still incredibly good looking, lithe,
>>> athletic and fit - and then I wake up . .!
>>
>>Buggerit, mate, haven't you heard of the SawStop down there? Or maybe
>>it doesn't work upside down?
>
> Yeah, in Oz, it jumps up and take the entire hand off.
> Very Highly Not Recommended.
>

That's it in a nutshell.

I don't suppose American wreckers would realise that one of the reasons US
woodworking gear is so expensive over here is that it all has to be
converted. Otherwise, everything works up side down and backwards. This
involves taking it all apart and re-assembling the right way up. Costs time
and money. Oh, and don't forget about making the sawblade or planer head run
the other way otherwise, when you go to break down a 6x4 on the TS, it turns
back into a log. A planer running the wrong way will add thickness rather
than taking it off.

Chinese stuff is not so bad, we just have to rotate it 90 degrees.

Fair dinkum mate. I wouldn't pull your leg over something as serious as
that.

diggerop

diggerop

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Nov 11, 2009, 2:03:56 PM11/11/09
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"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:17:09 -0800 (PST), the infamous phil
> <ph...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> scrawled the following:
>

Reading the exchanges between Phully and yourself, it struck me that the
everyday vernacular I use talking with my Aussie mates is nothing like the
way I express myself in the wreck.
Mainly because I don't think anyone other than Aussies, or those like
yourself who have spent time in this country would understand it if I did
use Aussie expressions.

A typical exchange from when I met up with a former New Zealander workmate/
friend.
"G'day you horrible old bastard." ; "Well I'll be buggered, if it isn't
the old Kiwi sheep shagger himself."
Translation: both of us were saying "Hello old friend, it's really good to
see you"

"So, how've you been?" ; "Crook as a dog mate" ; "what a bastard"
Translation: So how is your health?; "Not good, I've been quite ill," ;
"That's a shame, I'm sorry to hear it."

"So, what's with the bag of fruit?" ; "The missus wants me to go to this
bunfight with her" ;
"You look as flash as a rat with a gold tooth" ; "Yair, I feel like a pox
doctor's clerk"
Translation: "I see you're wearing a suit". ; " Yes, my wife asked me to
attend a formal dinner with her." ; "It's not often I see you dressed a
smartly as that" ; "Yes you're right, I'm not comfortable in these sorts of
clothes."

Current Americanised generation of Aussie kids wouldn't have a clue what we
were talking about either. "Yo brother, what those two old mother f......'s
talking 'bout?"

Going to ring the World Wildlife Fund tomorrow and have myself listed as an
endangered species. : )

A culturally endangered diggerop.


Greg G.

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Nov 11, 2009, 2:22:54 PM11/11/09
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diggerop said:

You're freakin' nuts. I like that.


Greg G.

Swingman

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Nov 11, 2009, 2:28:36 PM11/11/09
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diggerop wrote:

> A culturally endangered diggerop.

Give us a dinky di rendition of Slim Dusty and The Bushlander's version
of "The Dog Set On The Tucker Box Nine Miles From Gundagi", then Mate!

(Last time I heard that I was 500 miles back of the Bourke, in Arnham
Land). :)

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Last update: 10/22/08
KarlC@ (the obvious)

Greg G.

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Nov 11, 2009, 2:39:29 PM11/11/09
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Swingman said:

>diggerop wrote:
>
>> A culturally endangered diggerop.
>
>Give us a dinky di rendition of Slim Dusty and The Bushlander's version
>of "The Dog Set On The Tucker Box Nine Miles From Gundagi", then Mate!
>
>(Last time I heard that I was 500 miles back of the Bourke, in Arnham
>Land). :)

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/SLIM-DUSTY-HIS-BUSHLANDERS-AUSSIE-SING-SONG-CD_W0QQitemZ360187833138QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Audio_CDs?hash=item53dcde2b32

Yes, it's there. Excepting the memory fade...


Greg G.

Swingman

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Nov 11, 2009, 2:53:52 PM11/11/09
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Damn, you're right about memories ... one time I could, and did, sing
every song on that album after a few Darwin stubbies!

Reminds of hitchhiking from the Alice to Darwin, back when the bitumen
was a trek not taken lightly.

Greg G.

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Nov 11, 2009, 3:37:08 PM11/11/09
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Swingman said:

>Greg G. wrote:
>> Swingman said:
>>
>>> diggerop wrote:
>>>
>>>> A culturally endangered diggerop.
>>> Give us a dinky di rendition of Slim Dusty and The Bushlander's version
>>> of "The Dog Set On The Tucker Box Nine Miles From Gundagi", then Mate!
>>>
>>> (Last time I heard that I was 500 miles back of the Bourke, in Arnham
>>> Land). :)
>>
>> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/SLIM-DUSTY-HIS-BUSHLANDERS-AUSSIE-SING-SONG-CD_W0QQitemZ360187833138QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Audio_CDs?hash=item53dcde2b32
>>
>> Yes, it's there. Excepting the memory fade...
>
>Damn, you're right about memories ... one time I could, and did, sing
>every song on that album after a few Darwin stubbies!

Quite a sight, I'm sure. Tempted to buy that dang thing for laughs.
Rumour has it the Carlton brewery manager in Darwin was told by his
doctor to cut his drinking to 1 stubby a day, thus the 2 litre stubby
was born. ;-)

>Reminds of hitchhiking from the Alice to Darwin, back when the bitumen
>was a trek not taken lightly.

I can see it now - a 6'2" brumby buster staggering down the middle of
the bitumen singing 70s Oz cowboy songs by moonlight. The good life.
Hope you wore good boots and traveled at night on foot to avoid
becoming part of the scenery. (Doesn't that stuff get pretty sticky in
the January sun?)


Greg G.

diggerop

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Could maybe still do that. Spent much of my youth playing in country bands.
We weren't any good, but had a lot of fun. I sang, played rythm guitar and
would you believe, button accordian. Used to earn more than my day job
playing 3 nights a week. Spent most of it on bikes and booze and broads.
...... the rest I just wasted. ; )
They were the best days.
I see kids today who have 10 times more ability and talent than I ever
dreamed of, who can't get a decent gig for free, let alone earn from it. How
the world has changed.

diggerop

Larry Blanchard

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Nov 11, 2009, 4:37:18 PM11/11/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:03:56 +0800, diggerop wrote:

> "So, what's with the bag of fruit?" ; "The missus wants me to go to
> this bunfight with her" ;
> "You look as flash as a rat with a gold tooth" ; "Yair, I feel like a
> pox doctor's clerk"
> Translation: "I see you're wearing a suit". ; " Yes, my wife asked me to
> attend a formal dinner with her." ; "It's not often I see you dressed
> a smartly as that" ; "Yes you're right, I'm not comfortable in these
> sorts of clothes."
>

> Going to ring the World Wildlife Fund tomorrow and have myself listed as
> an endangered species. : )

Not all endangered species are worth saving :-).

--
Intelligence is an experiment that failed - G. B. Shaw

diggerop

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Nov 11, 2009, 5:28:41 PM11/11/09
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"Larry Blanchard" <lbl...@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
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You'll keep, ...... ya mongrel. : )

diggerop

Tom Watson

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Nov 11, 2009, 5:31:37 PM11/11/09
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On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:17:09 -0800 (PST), phil
<ph...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> wrote:

>Gudday boys


Good to see your voice, Phully.

From Tom - in Philly, Phully.


Regards,

Tom Watson
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/

jo4hn

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Nov 11, 2009, 5:48:43 PM11/11/09
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I'll add an amen to that.
weirdly yours,
jo4hn

ups...@teksavvy.com

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Nov 11, 2009, 6:30:47 PM11/11/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:03:56 +0800, "diggerop" <toobusy@themoment>
wrote:


>A culturally endangered diggerop.

I suspect most of us older wreckers would understand it. Those that
didn't would likely get a good laugh out of it at least.

Hell, you could start your own "what is it?" group which is posted
here regularly. Only, in your case you say something and we try to
figure out what it is. Sounds like fun to me.

ups...@teksavvy.com

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Nov 11, 2009, 6:37:27 PM11/11/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:03:56 +0800, "diggerop" <toobusy@themoment>
wrote:

>Going to ring the World Wildlife Fund tomorrow and have myself listed as an

>endangered species. : )
>
>A culturally endangered diggerop.

Leads me to another question. Do most of you buggers understand the
English speaking tourists that visit?

philip

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Nov 11, 2009, 6:58:06 PM11/11/09
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Aw Lassa . .
I knew what a jaypeg was . . .I just dont know how to make it pretty on my
web site given that I did the thing in Publisher .. but now that you have
wound me up I will have a go at changing the images . . somehow .. ! But
thanks for the info.
Remember I arent very clever like you.

Home and Garden Handy man . .. ? helping ladies . .. ? strewth mate . .. !

Bad bad news about your finger/wrist buggerising up . .

Still havent used that stuff I sent you ?.. crickey! it must have doubled
in size by now ..

Will get some pics for you of the tin palace . . and the new Workshop etc .
. .

Phully


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diggerop

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No problem at all. It's almost as if we are bilingual, with a language we
understand among ourselves, (almost with the makings of a dialect,) which
can prove confusing for others, along with speaking straightforward English.
(It really is dying out though and I suspect, some of our unique Aussie
character with it.)

Almost like my Scottish and Irish forebears, who spoke who spoke good
English but would lapse into a local dialect among family and friends. I can
still remember an occasion when I was very young and I'd broken some
ornament in my old Scottish grandmother's dining room. I thought
I was in for a tongue lashing or worse, but she merely said 'Och laddie,
dinnae fash yoursel" which loosley meant "that's all right son, no need to
be upset over it."

diggerop

Larry Jaques

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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:17:27 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
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>"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message

Roit.

Larry Jaques

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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:03:56 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
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>"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message

'Ave a go, Dop. I understood most of that prior to your translations.

Martin H. Eastburn

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Nov 11, 2009, 8:47:25 PM11/11/09
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And what the ?x? - where is Tiff/Tif quality format.

The web started with Tiff and gif and a few more on unix.
Tiff holds all of the data - more than the crappy views on some sites.

Problem with new formats - who has an editor - a graphics program for them -
oh Microsoft only...

Martin

diggerop

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I'll do that .... could be entertaining : )

diggerop

Noons

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diggerop wrote,on my timestamp of 12/11/2009 6:03 AM:

>
> Going to ring the World Wildlife Fund tomorrow and have myself listed as
> an endangered species. : )
>
> A culturally endangered diggerop.


LOL!
Hey dig: if you get a chance, go watch "Charlie and Boots" at the movies.
With Paul Hogan. Worth your while mate, I promise! Cracked me up.
Stay all the way: there is an insider's joke in the credits about the Sydney
coathanger.

diggerop

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"Noons" <wizo...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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Thanks Noons, saw it a few weeks ago when the missus dragged me along. (No
self respecting Aussie bloke will admit to actually *wanting* to go to the
movies.) Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Hoges' line about how long it takes to paint the the coathanger was
hilarious.

diggerop

ups...@teksavvy.com

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Nov 12, 2009, 8:20:57 AM11/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:11:01 +0800, "diggerop" <toobusy@themoment>
wrote:

>> Hell, you could start your own "what is it?" group which is posted
>> here regularly. Only, in your case you say something and we try to
>> figure out what it is. Sounds like fun to me.
>
>
>I'll do that .... could be entertaining : )

Give it a try. Post a half dozen lines of text and then let people try
to interpret them. (No hidden Aussies or New Zealanders allowed to
answer). I suspect your dialect is laced with the occasional
profanity, so we'll allow you to use it. Give it a little time for
people to answer (you can choose the time period) and then you can
judge which answers come closest. We can call it something like
Diggerop's Dictionary.

basilisk

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"diggerop" <toobusy@themoment> wrote in message
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I had a visitor from Scotland by last Saturday, I think he must have laid
the
dialect on thick just for my confusion and his amusement, when it came down
to
business, I noticed most of the incomprehensible bits dissappeared and we
communicated just fine. I will say that I enjoyed listening even if I
couldn't
make out a lot of the references.

basilisk


Larry Jaques

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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:58:06 +0900, the infamous "philip"
<p.l...@westnet.com.au> scrawled the following:

>Aw Lassa . .
>I knew what a jaypeg was . . .I just dont know how to make it pretty on my
>web site given that I did the thing in Publisher .. but now that you have
>wound me up I will have a go at changing the images . . somehow .. ! But
>thanks for the info.
>Remember I arent very clever like you.

Publisher? <kaff, kaff, kaff> Condolences, as that was a poorly
done, last-century program. Don't tell me, you got it "cheap"?


>Home and Garden Handy man . .. ? helping ladies . .. ? strewth mate . .. !
>
>Bad bad news about your finger/wrist buggerising up . .

It's almost back to normal now, 'cept for the pain in using it.


>Still havent used that stuff I sent you ?.. crickey! it must have doubled
>in size by now ..

I only wish! But I know, for certain sure, that the larger slabs are
dry all the way through now.


>Will get some pics for you of the tin palace . . and the new Workshop etc .

Bueno, bwana.

Larry Jaques

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Nov 12, 2009, 11:45:58 AM11/12/09
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On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:47:25 -0600, the infamous "Martin H. Eastburn"
<lion...@consolidated.net> scrawled the following:

>And what the ?x? - where is Tiff/Tif quality format.
>
>The web started with Tiff and gif and a few more on unix.
>Tiff holds all of the data - more than the crappy views on some sites.
>
>Problem with new formats - who has an editor - a graphics program for them -
>oh Microsoft only...

Huh? That's news to me, Martin. It's always been GIF and JPG. TIF
wasn't an available format on the Net until, hmmm, when? I didn't get
the browser addon until 2006.
Alternatiff didn't release until 2003.

TIFF was used exclusively by the graphics gurus because it was a very
high-resolution, large-format design. That's absolutely contrary to
the Net.

'Course, I'm a newbie, not having started designing websites until
1995 or so. Back then, GIF was pretty much the only game in town.

Got cites for widespread use of TIF on the Net in the last century?
(I'm from Missouri, maam. Show me!)

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basilisk wrote:
> "diggerop" <toobusy@themoment> wrote in message
> news:U7adnSbpMYab-GbX...@westnet.com.au...

>> No problem at all. It's almost as if we are bilingual, with a


>> language we understand among ourselves, (almost with the makings of
>> a dialect,) which can prove confusing for others, along with
>> speaking straightforward English. (It really is dying out though
>> and I suspect, some of our unique Aussie character with it.)
>>
>> Almost like my Scottish and Irish forebears, who spoke who spoke
>> good English but would lapse into a local dialect among family and
>> friends. I can still remember an occasion when I was very young and
>> I'd broken some ornament in my old Scottish grandmother's dining
>> room. I thought I was in for a tongue lashing or worse, but she
>> merely said 'Och laddie, dinnae fash yoursel" which loosley meant
>> "that's all right son, no need to be upset over it."
>>
> I had a visitor from Scotland by last Saturday, I think he must have
> laid the dialect on thick just for my confusion and his amusement,
> when it came down to business, I noticed most of the incomprehensible
> bits dissappeared and we communicated just fine. I will say that I
> enjoyed listening even if I couldn't make out a lot of the
> references.

My widowed grandmother brought her four kids to the US from Edinburgh
during the depression. She worked in Chicago as a nurse and worked hard
to lose all trace of her "burr". After a few years she returned to visit
her sister in Ayr for two weeks, during which time she re-acquired her
accent fully and maintained it carefully for the next sixty-some years. :)

I have to laugh /with/ her. I was born in Georgia, and when I moved to
northern Indiana and started school, the kids made fun of how I "tawk'd"
and, according to my mother, it took less than week for me to lose all
trace of my drawl.

Fast forward to late fifties - I returned to to the Atlanta area to
spend a school Christmas vacation with the folks who'd been next door
neighbors when I'd been an ankle-biter. They'd set up blind dates for
every evening leading up to a big New Year's dance - for which I was
expected to ask one of the young ladies to accompany me (I felt like I'd
fallen into a time warp). First date told me I tawkt lahk a damnyankee
(lip curled). Second date remarked that I had a trace of yankee accent
and asked where I'd picked /that/ up (with an overtone suggesting that
perhaps penicillin might help). By the third evening I'd worked the bugs
out and everything went smoothly thereafter (I did invite a gorgeous
young belle to the dance and had a great time). Just before I returned
to school, my "improvement" was recognized with a certificate making me
an honorary colonel in the Confederate underground. :)

But for the life of me, I can't speak with a Scottish burr. :-]

--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/

Larry Jaques

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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:37:50 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
<toobusy@themoment> scrawled the following:

><ups...@teksavvy.com> wrote in message

>news:fjimf59na256b3pfi...@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:03:56 +0800, "diggerop" <toobusy@themoment>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Going to ring the World Wildlife Fund tomorrow and have myself listed as
>>>an
>>>endangered species. : )
>>>
>>>A culturally endangered diggerop.
>>
>> Leads me to another question. Do most of you buggers understand the
>> English speaking tourists that visit?
>
>
>No problem at all. It's almost as if we are bilingual, with a language we
>understand among ourselves, (almost with the makings of a dialect,) which
>can prove confusing for others, along with speaking straightforward English.
>(It really is dying out though and I suspect, some of our unique Aussie
>character with it.)

So you were taught English and slouched into Aussie, right? Got it.
Over here we have Ebonics, Cajun, Chicano, Yooper, Suthun, Hindish
(Hindu English with a strong British accent) and half a dozen more
mixes of those.

For the others, who have trouble translating you (or wondering what
you Bunyips are) here's a nice Aussie Dictionary site:
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

Larry Jaques

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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:20:57 -0500, the infamous ups...@teksavvy.com
scrawled the following:

Oops, I might have blown that with the link in my last post.
So solly.

Message has been deleted

diggerop

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"Morris Dovey" <mrd...@iedu.com> wrote in message
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So, ye wuid nae say a braw bricht moonlicht nicht, the nicht then?

Kids are amazingly adaptable. We had my father with his trace of Irish
accent, and daily use of the Irish way of expression, my Grandmother with
her soft Scottish burr, and my mother with her everyday Ausie accent. We had
no idea at all that each of them spoke in a different manner. We could
understand them, therefore there was no difference to us as kids.

One thing that did click with me in later years was the realisation that I
unconciously adopted each of their accents when speaking to them. So that a
scottish burr comes naturally to me. Or irish expression.

It happened that the burr stood me in very good stead in learning Bahasa
Indonesia. They roll their r's just as the Scots do, something that doesn't
come easily to Aussies.

diggerop

diggerop

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Nov 12, 2009, 12:37:01 PM11/12/09
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"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
news:mveof5tsj8bb1aiv7...@4ax.com...

>>
>>
>>No problem at all. It's almost as if we are bilingual, with a language we
>>understand among ourselves, (almost with the makings of a dialect,) which
>>can prove confusing for others, along with speaking straightforward
>>English.
>>(It really is dying out though and I suspect, some of our unique Aussie
>>character with it.)
>
> So you were taught English and slouched into Aussie, right? Got it.

Mate. I have to tell yer, The lapse was in using the Pommy version of
English instead of Strine.

diggerop

Morris Dovey

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Nov 12, 2009, 1:17:26 PM11/12/09
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diggerop wrote:

> So, ye wuid nae say a braw bricht moonlicht nicht, the nicht then?

Aye, I canna. Interestingly, I can /hear/ the words as I read them - but
my tongue and palate conspire to prevent proper rendition.

> Kids are amazingly adaptable. We had my father with his trace of Irish
> accent, and daily use of the Irish way of expression, my Grandmother
> with her soft Scottish burr, and my mother with her everyday Ausie
> accent. We had no idea at all that each of them spoke in a different
> manner. We could understand them, therefore there was no difference to
> us as kids.
>
> One thing that did click with me in later years was the realisation that
> I unconciously adopted each of their accents when speaking to them. So
> that a scottish burr comes naturally to me. Or irish expression.

I wonderful bit of learning, that! I hear them as musical, to be heard
and enjoyed, but beyond my ability to reproduce. Probably because of my
grandmother, I warm to the Scottish burr - and I understand why the
Irish write poetry and seem to enjoy hearing themselves speak. :-))

> It happened that the burr stood me in very good stead in learning Bahasa
> Indonesia. They roll their r's just as the Scots do, something that
> doesn't come easily to Aussies.

Nor, I think to most Americans. A clerk in a Paris bookstore tried for
some 15 minutes to coach a rolled 'R' from me so that I could say
"Louvrrrre" properly, then (apparently in total frustration) switched to
English and asked that I do the same.

I do a pretty good pirate "Arr!", though. :)

Larry Jaques

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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:28:49 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
<dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:

>In article <bbdof5tfiucrlcgic...@4ax.com>, Larry Jaques


><novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>
>> Huh? That's news to me, Martin. It's always been GIF and JPG.
>

>The first formats were GIF, Xbm and Xpm.
>
><http://diveintomark.org/archives/2009/11/02/why-do-we-have-an-img-eleme
>nt>

Interesting. Xbm and Xpm? Nevahoiduvit. I didn't see Martin's TIF
in there, and that was just before I started up.

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OLD LADIES running around with TATTOOS, and Rap Music will be
the Golden Oldies. Now that's SCARY! --Maxine

Larry Jaques

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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:48:47 -0600, the infamous "basilisk"
<basi...@invalid.org> scrawled the following:

Yeah, a well-spoken Scottish brogue is great to listen to, if for
nothing more than listening to someone who cares about what they're
saying and how they say it.

Larry Jaques

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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:37:01 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
<toobusy@themoment> scrawled the following:

>"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message

But of course, _you'd_ think of it that way.

Nahmie

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On Nov 11, 7:02 am, phil <p...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> wrote:
> On Nov 11, 9:34 pm, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
SNIP
> - Show quoted text -

My goodness, look at the gremlins pop out of the woodwork! Glad to
"see" you, Phully & Larry.

I hear from Jummy once in a while. Guess he's still into the
construction, but also very active in a band


www.brazosriverband.com

Anyhoo, Hi to all. Legs/knees getting worse, so pretty much doing
sitdown ww'ing, but I'm trying to work up some turned Christmas
ornaments for presents @ our church Christmas party(chinese auction).

Norm

Martin H. Eastburn

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Nov 12, 2009, 9:48:40 PM11/12/09
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Larry -

I was doing web designs on Sun 3 and Sun 4 boxes a long long time ago.
Internally before the WorldWideWeb was shortened to WWW and other names.

Mosaic was the first 'Netscape' long before the other browsers and companies.

Tiff was one of the primary formats a number of others - now mostly obscure.

The web for me started in 1987 when I downloaded (via our FTP server)
from CERN the install files for Mosaic. Two of us were tasked to get a
division up and going. I did practical pages and collected graphics.

I still have and use TIFF / TIF format - my camera generates TIF and JPG
at the same time. And Jpg only.

Martin

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Larry Jaques

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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:04:50 -0800 (PST), the infamous Nahmie
<rav...@netsync.net> scrawled the following:

>On Nov 11, 7:02�am, phil <p...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> wrote:
>> On Nov 11, 9:34 pm, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>SNIP
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>My goodness, look at the gremlins pop out of the woodwork! Glad to
>"see" you, Phully & Larry.

Hey, same here, Nahmie. I should say "Hi!" to Noons, too, since I
haven't talked to him since coming back.


>I hear from Jummy once in a while. Guess he's still into the
>construction, but also very active in a band
>
>www.brazosriverband.com

Well, when he ain't hackin' away at pineywood, he's hackin' away at
C&W music, huh? Ain't that sweet? [Hey, Jums! Throw a nice, long,
sensual hug and a liplock on Amie for me, will ya? Yowza! Schweet!)
(Oops, hope she's not your woman.)] Hmm, there sure are a lot of good
looking women singing Country, aren't there? Jums looks to be doing
well.


>Anyhoo, Hi to all. Legs/knees getting worse, so pretty much doing
>sitdown ww'ing, but I'm trying to work up some turned Christmas
>ornaments for presents @ our church Christmas party(chinese auction).

My wrists are starting to get to me, so I may not be doing the larger
handyman jobs in the future.

Have you lowered your shop to suit seated wooddorking yet, Nahmie? the
nice thing about benches and such is that you can hack 'em off at the
knees if you want, or drop 'em and open 'em up so you can roll into
them with an electric chair. Oops, I meant "electric wheelchair",
didn't I? I've been assembling and delivering Jazzy carts and chairs
to the locals for the last year, too, and installing those "Help! I've
fallen and can't get up!" Life Alert units, too.

With my shop so crowded with junk, I've done most of my wooddorking
outside, on horses and the grass. Not "fine" by any means, but it's
mostly construction work, so it's no biggie.

Take care!

Larry Jaques

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Nov 13, 2009, 9:51:48 AM11/13/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:48:40 -0600, the infamous "Martin H. Eastburn"
<lion...@consolidated.net> scrawled the following:

>Larry -


>
>I was doing web designs on Sun 3 and Sun 4 boxes a long long time ago.
>Internally before the WorldWideWeb was shortened to WWW and other names.

Cool!


>Mosaic was the first 'Netscape' long before the other browsers and companies.

Yes, I used it as my first browser!


>Tiff was one of the primary formats a number of others - now mostly obscure.

Was it used mostly in the medical and/or scientific fields, for x-ray
transfers, astronomy, and such? It never made it to the wider public
that I know of.


>The web for me started in 1987 when I downloaded (via our FTP server)
>from CERN the install files for Mosaic. Two of us were tasked to get a
>division up and going. I did practical pages and collected graphics.

Ayup, you have 7-8 years on me there. I sure like what the Web has
turned into since then, don't you? Back then, it was a large step up
from the BBSes I hung out on, but look what it can do and provide
today. Amazing. I love it!


>I still have and use TIFF / TIF format - my camera generates TIF and JPG
>at the same time. And Jpg only.

My Nikon D-40 does RAW and JPG.

Nahmie

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Nov 13, 2009, 12:02:03 PM11/13/09
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On Nov 13, 8:46 am, Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com>
wrote:

Actually, my "shop" got moved to BIL's garage in Longview, TX about 4
yrs ago. SWMBO retired, we sold house & live in a 36' 5th wheel RV,
spend Summer back near kids in Jamestown, NY and Winter here in TX.
Can't really cut equipment down too much because BIL wants to get into
more ww'ing, and he will inherit when I'm gone. Had Lap Band surgery
in Jan. '08, dumped about 60lb. and when I can get rid of another 70,
gonna try for new knees, providing our illustrious leaders new health
care plan will allow it. In the meantime, I do some scroll saw stuff,
and keep a chair nearby so I can take breaks from standing, although
sometimes it's worse to have to get up again than to keep standing!

Again, "Hi" to all.
Norm

Jimmy Mac

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Nov 13, 2009, 12:24:05 PM11/13/09
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Okay now - I hears me name has been dragged through the archives. Lo
and behold - THE GANG'S ALL HERE! LOL!

Good day to me Top Bloke at the bottom of the world - been a long time
Phully. Nahmie was kind enuff to send out the mention.

Actually living in Las Vegas. Got a full time job doing the 9 to 5
thing . . . a full time country band performing up and down the Strip
(opening for the likes of Big and Rich, Reba McEntire, Dwight Yoakum)
and believe it or not, got just enough tools left (or purchased) to
build all my own redwood furniture (including octagon poker table) for
my back yard. Unfortunately, you can't keep enough "juice" in wood
outdoors in the desert - but I'm having fun with it. I really do miss
everyone and all the trouble we used to get into on the wreck. If
anyone has any plans to come to Vegas, email me and let me know.
I'll hook you up with the best places to stay and comp tickets for
our show as well!

Take care and holler back!

Jim (aka Jummy, Minwax Mac, etc.)
www.brazosriverband.com


On Nov 10, 3:56 am, "diggerop" <toobusy@themoment> wrote:
> "Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1ochf5t43a8og2emr...@4ax.com...
>
>
>
> > Say "Hullo" to Phully Laird for me if you get through Nannup.  Damn,
> > it's been 7 years now...I wonder if he'll remember me...if the grog
> > ain't got him yet.  He slid down from Perth a while back.
>
> > Well, he looks to be alive, anywho.  Egad, tell him he needs a new web
> > guy. 256 color gifs, EEK!  http://www.nannupfurnituregallery.com.au/
>
> You can tell him yourself.  : )
>
> I rang him and he said he would drop in to the wreck and say g'day
>
> diggerop

Jimmy Mac

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Nov 13, 2009, 3:39:59 PM11/13/09
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On Nov 11, 5:02 am, phil <p...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> wrote:
> On Nov 11, 9:34 pm, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > phil wrote,on my timestamp of 11/11/2009 11:01 PM:
>
> > > Must go now . . need to find our what a jpg is. . . .!!
>
> > > Phully
>
> > Phully, mate! Blast from the past, and a good one too.
> > Made my week, dammit! Heck, no: made my MONTH!
>
> > Sad to hear the news about the dropped appendage.
> > Ah well, better than my general decrepitude: two ops and still another one to
> > go, dickey right heel, an extra 30Kgs, etcetc...
>
> > How's Fluffy?  This one pisses me orf from time to time:http://tinyurl.com/yb8owbt
> > (I know,I know: not the same thing. So what: it's a jpg!)
>
> > Good to see you're keeping busy mate.  I'll definitely pay a visit to the site
> > now that I got its URL back: lost most of my old links a few years ago as a
> > result of all the stupid relocations.
>
> > Hang in there! And stay safe from Ali Mussa, Ben Zongo and all the other nigerians.
>
> > Nuno (in Sydney)
>
> Nuno .? . . how wonderful. .
> I am getting a chubby on  - I feel so good about all these old
> w'rec'kers.
> Apart from the shortened digit ( I used to able to count to 9 and
> three quarters. . .now it is only 9.5 .. played havoc with my creative
> writing as well .. ) I am still incredibly good looking, lithe,
> athletic and fit - and then I wake up . .!
>
> Mate- never move to the country for the quiet life  . .. . .!
>
> Good to hear from you.
>
> Phully- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Yer still my top bloke dont-ya know old man! LOL!

Jummy

Larry Jaques

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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:02:03 -0800 (PST), the infamous Nahmie
<rav...@netsync.net> scrawled the following:

>Actually, my "shop" got moved to BIL's garage in Longview, TX about 4


>yrs ago. SWMBO retired, we sold house & live in a 36' 5th wheel RV,
>spend Summer back near kids in Jamestown, NY and Winter here in TX.
>Can't really cut equipment down too much because BIL wants to get into
>more ww'ing, and he will inherit when I'm gone. Had Lap Band surgery
>in Jan. '08, dumped about 60lb. and when I can get rid of another 70,
>gonna try for new knees, providing our illustrious leaders new health
>care plan will allow it.

Good luck with that one. Hmm, I seem to recall, heap many moons ago,
you had a little accident with your 18-wheeler. Did that contribute
to the fun with your knees?


>In the meantime, I do some scroll saw stuff,
>and keep a chair nearby so I can take breaks from standing, although
>sometimes it's worse to have to get up again than to keep standing!

I hear ya. I turned 56 this year. It's hell getting old. <bseg>

Larry Jaques

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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:39:59 -0800 (PST), the infamous Jimmy Mac
<jimm...@brazosriverband.com> scrawled the following:

Jummykins! Good ta see ya again after all these years. Catch us up!

Larry Jaques

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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:24:05 -0800 (PST), the infamous Jimmy Mac
<jimm...@brazosriverband.com> scrawled the following:

>Okay now - I hears me name has been dragged through the archives. Lo


>and behold - THE GANG'S ALL HERE! LOL!
>
>Good day to me Top Bloke at the bottom of the world - been a long time
>Phully. Nahmie was kind enuff to send out the mention.
>
>Actually living in Las Vegas. Got a full time job doing the 9 to 5
>thing . . . a full time country band performing up and down the Strip
>(opening for the likes of Big and Rich, Reba McEntire, Dwight Yoakum)
>and believe it or not, got just enough tools left (or purchased) to
>build all my own redwood furniture (including octagon poker table) for

That's sure a step up from the sappy pineywood you used to work with,
Jums.


>my back yard. Unfortunately, you can't keep enough "juice" in wood
>outdoors in the desert - but I'm having fun with it.

It does get hot up yonder in Nee Vadder, doesn't it?


>I really do miss
>everyone and all the trouble we used to get into on the wreck. If
>anyone has any plans to come to Vegas, email me and let me know.
>I'll hook you up with the best places to stay and comp tickets for
>our show as well!

The only reason I'd be in Vegas would be to "talk to" that guy at
everycontractor.com who ripped me off for $3,000. The supposed
$45,000 worth of leads they were to have supplied, guaranted, amounted
to two jobs out of my area, both of which I didn't hadn't signed up
for. I'd best stay out of that area.


>Take care and holler back!

Ho! Hey, ya resawed any beans recently, suckah? (For you new guys,
DAGS on "resawed beans", and be sure to look for the picture!)

Martin H. Eastburn

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Nov 13, 2009, 9:43:51 PM11/13/09
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Widely ? - likely not. Not many were doing web design when I was starting.
One had to be on the inside of very high tech science to have access to
the early version of browser. We were writing how to files as there were
not any paperbacks or documents to be found.

Our internal network was in swing while the outside was in Bulletin boards.

Martin

Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article <bO3Lm.185218$Gs.1...@en-nntp-01.dc1.easynews.com>, Martin


> H. Eastburn <lion...@consolidated.net> wrote:
>
>> I was doing web designs on Sun 3 and Sun 4 boxes a long long time ago.
>> Internally before the WorldWideWeb was shortened to WWW and other names.
>>
>> Mosaic was the first 'Netscape' long before the other browsers and companies.
>>
>> Tiff was one of the primary formats a number of others - now mostly obscure.
>>
>> The web for me started in 1987 when I downloaded (via our FTP server)
>> from CERN the install files for Mosaic. Two of us were tasked to get a
>> division up and going. I did practical pages and collected graphics.
>>
>> I still have and use TIFF / TIF format - my camera generates TIF and JPG
>> at the same time. And Jpg only.
>>
>

> TIFF was invented in the '80s by Aldus as a format for "desktop
> publishing", aimed at scanner vendors as a standard format. The first
> version of the TIFF spec was published in a1986, and was binary only.
> In 1988 rev 5 added support of palette colors and LZW compression
>
> As the market for that was primarily the Macintosh in those days, I
> find it unlikely that TIFF was being used in any serious way in the
> early days of the web, and it certainly was not used for what we were
> doing on the web in 1994 and forward. I'd welcome any citations you can
> provide that demonstrate TIFF being widely used as a display format in
> web browsers, well, ever.
>
> See <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tagged_Image_File_Format> for details
> on the TIFF specification.

Martin H. Eastburn

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We were using FrameMaker big time - they were down the street - cool software.
It was growing and we made it a company standard. The pc managers got a copy
and both sides of the building were happy.

It was great as I could import HPGL plots from my HP scopes and network analyzer
machines and do reports. Not much supported that plot file structure.

Martin

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Tom Watson

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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:47:54 -0600, Dave Balderstone
<dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> wrote:

>Apple was still using Frame at least 2004 for documentation, but TIFF
>was never a web graphic format, Martin.


http://1997.webhistory.org/www.lists/www-talk.1994q4/0717.html

Regards,

Tom Watson
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/

Tom Watson

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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:47:54 -0600, Dave Balderstone
<dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> wrote:

>In article <s%oLm.175999$uO.4...@en-nntp-09.dc1.easynews.com>, Martin

>Apple was still using Frame at least 2004 for documentation, but TIFF
>was never a web graphic format, Martin.

http://1997.webhistory.org/www.lists/www-talk.1994q4/0797.html

philip

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"Jimmy Mac" <jimm...@brazosriverband.com> wrote in message
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Okay now - I hears me name has been dragged through the archives. Lo
and behold - THE GANG'S ALL HERE! LOL!

Good day to me Top Bloke at the bottom of the world - been a long time
Phully. Nahmie was kind enuff to send out the mention.

Jummy me old cobber . .!
Gudday mate . .. .

Now this may come as a bit of a shock to you . . but I have just gotten back
from the arfternoon ( well most of the day at really) having lunch in the
pub with a bunch of friends helping one of them have a bit of a birthday .
. . never seem to get tired of it . .
And before I flop onto one of the sofas and pretend to look at TV for a bit
before I wake up and go to bed, I thought I'd have a look in with my new
found interest in the wreck ( thanks to comment from Larry - and a call
from diggerop) and see who has popped up .. . .
And bugger me if there arent some of the old ratbags shoving theys two bobs
worth in again . . .

Now you as well thanks to good old Nahmie.
What was it Larry called us at the start when it was all just a big old bun
fight . .. . . the Jackalopes? Ah the memories of those fun times and all
the tears before bedtime . . and some woodworking titbits as well . .all
that lovely Jummywood

This is almost cause to start paying attention to Jean -who has been showing
me a whole lot of stuff lately about Cruising the Med . . .I might re awaken
my campaign to get me and the old boiler to Las Vegas instead .. . . .

Glad things are good for you Jums you old cowboy.
Off to my Sofa now - and will get back to you again soon.

Phully


philip

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Actually, my "shop" got moved to BIL's garage in Longview, TX about 4
yrs ago. SWMBO retired, we sold house & live in a 36' 5th wheel RV,
spend Summer back near kids in Jamestown, NY and Winter here in TX.
Can't really cut equipment down too much because BIL wants to get into
more ww'ing, and he will inherit when I'm gone. Had Lap Band surgery
in Jan. '08, dumped about 60lb. and when I can get rid of another 70,
gonna try for new knees, providing our illustrious leaders new health
care plan will allow it. In the meantime, I do some scroll saw stuff,
and keep a chair nearby so I can take breaks from standing, although
sometimes it's worse to have to get up again than to keep standing!

Again, "Hi" to all.
Norm

Gudday Norm
I was just thinking about you the other day . . . whilst moving shop I was
clearing all the stuff off one of the walls in the showroom - one of them
being a cheque for US$10 that you sent me for some raffle tickets on a piece
that I had donated to our Bowling Club. . I never cashed it, but donated
$20 to the club in lieu ( I did fill some tickets out for you as well )
Anyway, I had always kept that cheque as a bit of momento and as I took it
off the wall the other day I thought of you and wished you well. . .

Hope things are going well with you - and hope now to pay some more
attention to the old wreck - great to see some the old mob popping up..
.almost like a humping great big group hug innit. . .?

Cheers mate

Phully

Larry Jaques

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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:43:51 -0600, the infamous "Martin H. Eastburn"
<lion...@consolidated.net> scrawled the following:

>Widely ? - likely not. Not many were doing web design when I was starting.


>One had to be on the inside of very high tech science to have access to
>the early version of browser. We were writing how to files as there were
>not any paperbacks or documents to be found.
>
>Our internal network was in swing while the outside was in Bulletin boards.

Yeah, OK. I didn't get into it until it had gone fully public and
personal computers were readily available. You were Inner Sanctum. ;)

Jimmy Mac

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On Nov 11, 11:03 am, "diggerop" <toobusy@themoment> wrote:
> "Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
>
> news:rpakf5ln116alaev4...@4ax.com...
>
> > On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:17:09 -0800 (PST), the infamous phil
> > <p...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> scrawled the following:
>
> Reading the exchanges between Phully and yourself, it struck me that the
> everyday vernacular I use talking with my Aussie mates is nothing like the
> way I express myself in the wreck.
> Mainly because I don't think anyone other than Aussies, or those like
> yourself who have spent time in this country would understand it if I did
> use Aussie expressions.
>
> A typical exchange from when I met up with a former New Zealander workmate/
> friend.
> "G'day you horrible old bastard."  ;  "Well I'll be buggered, if it isn't
> the old Kiwi sheep shagger himself."
> Translation: both of us were saying "Hello old friend, it's really good to
> see you"
>
> "So, how've you been?" ; "Crook as a dog mate" ; "what a bastard"
> Translation: So how is your health?;  "Not good, I've been quite ill," ;
> "That's a shame, I'm sorry to hear it."
>
> "So, what's with the bag of fruit?" ;  "The missus wants me to go to this
> bunfight with her" ;
> "You look as flash as a rat with a gold tooth" ;  "Yair, I feel like a pox
> doctor's clerk"
> Translation: "I see you're wearing a suit". ; " Yes, my wife asked me to
> attend a formal dinner with her."  ;  "It's not often I see you dressed a
> smartly as that"  ; "Yes you're right, I'm not comfortable in these sorts of
> clothes."
>
> Current Americanised generation of Aussie kids wouldn't have a clue what we
> were talking about either. "Yo brother, what those two old mother f......'s
> talking 'bout?"

>
> Going to ring the World Wildlife Fund tomorrow and have myself listed as an
> endangered species.     : )
>
> A culturally endangered diggerop.

Ah my dear brother Larry - you forgot that Phully does not refer to
his wife as his wife . . . she would be the old boiler! LOL!

Jummy

Jimmy Mac

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On Nov 11, 2:31 pm, Tom Watson <no...@erehwon.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:17:09 -0800 (PST), phil
>
> <p...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> wrote:
> >Gudday boys
>
> Good to see your voice, Phully.
>
> From Tom - in Philly, Phully.
>
> Regards,
>
> Tom Watsonhttp://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/

Hi Tom - when did this become a reunion? It's great to "see"
everyone back here for just a few moments.

Jummy
aka Minwax Mac - aka Jim McNamara . . . living in Vegas
www.brazosriverband.com

Jimmy Mac

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On Nov 11, 2:48 pm, jo4hn <jo...@mahalo.charter.net> wrote:

> Tom Watson wrote:
> > On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:17:09 -0800 (PST), phil
> > <p...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> wrote:
>
> >> Gudday boys
>
> > Good to see your voice, Phully.
>
> > From Tom - in Philly, Phully.
>
> > Regards,
>
> > Tom Watson
> >http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/
>
> I'll add an amen to that.
>         weirdly yours,
>         jo4hn- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Mahalo old friend!

Jummy

Jimmy Mac

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Hi Nahmie - thanks for the "tip off" on the old Wrecker Resurrection!
This is great.

Jummy

Jimmy Mac

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On Nov 13, 6:46 am, Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com>
wrote:

Well Larry - the "Reader's Digest " version:

Got the divorce. Went half crazy now and then - sold all the sawdust
makers, quit my job and moved to Atlanta for
about 3 weeks. Visited with my son, looked for gainful employment,
and then Harvey (used to frequent the wreck) called
me and told me to head for Las Vegas (a place I never even wanted to
visit!) Stayed with him and his family for about 3
weeks, got my own place, working as a project manager for the largest
mechanical contractor in the city. Advanced to Senior
Quality Control Inspector making a great living. A lot has happened
to old Jums since the old days. I got married a year and a half
ago to a beautiful (and younger) woman who got me back into church.
I've got the band going full swing - we've performed at most
of the major casinos up and down the Strip, opened for a few of the
big names in country music (Reba, Big & Rich, Dwight Yoakum)
and having the time of our lives. I am truly blessed - something I
thought I would never be able to say. The other thing that keeps me
grounded and busy is that I also accepted the role of a lay minister
in our church. I preach at an assisted living center around the
corner from our church, and I also perform marriages and funerals.
Yup - old Minwax Mac has changed a lot! But for what is the
remainder of my life: I wouldn't change it for anything! I built all
my backyard furniture (redwood . . . no jummywood in the bunch!)
but it still won't hold up to the desert heat with 4% humidity! The
hottest it's been since I got here almost 8 years ago was 121°.
They say it's a dry heat and it's not as bad but believe me . . . my
oven is a dry heat and it cooks my food! LOL!

My best wishes and love goes out to each and every one of you. I
learned more about woodworking and life from you brothers
than I ever did from anyone else. We lost a wrecker a few months
back - Tom Rush in Sugar Land. Life is precious ~ it can
go in a heartbeat (or maybe just a 1/4 of a finger at a time) I heard
from a lot of you guys back when the divorce was severing
my life . . . If I ever failed to say it, thank you! Life is
good . . . but I'll still never build a spruce goose or talk with
anyone that
wants to! ROTFLMAO!

Jim McNamara
aka Jummy - Jums - Minwax Mac - Former user of Pineywood.

Nahmie can get you the story of the Pineywood that originated in
Aussie Land with Brother Phully. Still a fun read!
www.brazosriverband.com come see us in Vegas!

Jimmy Mac

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On Nov 14, 2:57 am, "philip" <p.la...@westnet.com.au> wrote:
> "Jimmy Mac" <jimmy...@brazosriverband.com> wrote in message

Back at old mate . . . use a push stick - ya only got 9-1/2 left
bloke! I wrote a
small story and it's in this thread somewhere . . . on my dresser is a
jarrah box
that my best cobber top bloke made for me a lot of years ago. I still
look at it
in a mushy kinda way . . . I think that when I cash in my chips at the
end, I'll use
it for my final ash tray! LOL!

I'm sure Jean doesn't remember me, but give her my best!

Looking at ya . . . . Jummy

jo4hn

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Alooooooooohaaa Jums. It's good to hear from you, Phully, Nahmie, yes
and even (laying his hand aside of his mouth) C-less. :-)
Now when the Duke of URLs shows up...
mahalo (from SoCal mountains where it was 20dF this morning),
jo4hn

Michael Kenefick

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www.heritagequest.com allows census images to be downloaded this way.
The other option is a PDF. 80% of the images I have are in .TIF.

Mike in Ohio

Dave Balderstone wrote:
<snip>
>
> I don't know of any use of TIFF as a standard web graphic format.
>
> Please cite.

Larry Jaques

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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 06:35:52 -0800 (PST), the infamous Jimmy Mac
<jimm...@brazosriverband.com> scrawled the following:

>On Nov 11, 11:03�am, "diggerop" <toobusy@themoment> wrote:

There are two problems with the above post. One, Dop thinks I was in
Oz at some time in my life. The truth is that I've only been there in
my nightmares, er, dreams; yeah, that's it.

Two, you think I called the old boiler "wife", but my text isn't even
included in any of the above post. The word was used in Dop's xlation.

So there. Pffft! Mr. Smarty Pants Millionaire. Pffft! Mr. College
Professor. Pffft! Mr. Beatnick. Pffft! Mr, Hippie!

--
When we are planning for posterity,
we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.
-- Thomas Paine

Nahmie

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On Nov 13, 8:04 pm, Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com>
wrote:

> On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:02:03 -0800 (PST), the infamous Nahmie
> <rav...@netsync.net> scrawled the following:
>
> >Actually, my "shop" got moved to BIL's garage in Longview, TX about 4
> >yrs ago. SWMBO retired, we sold house & live in a 36' 5th wheel RV,
> >spend Summer back near kids in Jamestown, NY and Winter here in TX.
> >Can't really cut equipment down too much because BIL wants to get into
> >more ww'ing, and he will inherit when I'm gone. Had Lap Band surgery
> >in Jan. '08, dumped about 60lb. and when I can get rid of another 70,
> >gonna try for new knees, providing our illustrious leaders new health
> >care plan will allow it.
>
> Good luck with that one.  Hmm, I seem to recall, heap many moons ago,
> you had a little accident with your 18-wheeler.  Did that contribute
> to the fun with your knees?
>

Not really. Knee problems originate from '74 when I broke left knee.
Finally showed me what was going on about '98, cartilage gone. Of
course, now the right knee is shot because it does all the work. Thank
goodness for Vicodin! Get both knees relubed every 2-3 mo. with
Cortisone.

> >In the meantime, I do some scroll saw stuff,
> >and keep a chair nearby so I can take breaks from standing, although
> >sometimes it's worse to have to get up again than to keep standing!
>
> I hear ya.  I turned 56 this year.  It's hell getting old.  <bseg>
>

Growing old is NOT for the wimpy!


> --
> You know, in about 40 years, we'll have literally thousands of
> OLD LADIES running around with TATTOOS, and Rap Music will be
> the Golden Oldies.  Now that's SCARY!               --Maxine

Heard a different version; Between plastic surgery, tats & Viagra, In
about 40 years
we'll have a nation of big boobed tattood broads and a bunch ofr men
with boners, and none of them can remember what to do with them.

Norm

diggerop

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"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
news:f3ntf5tlq6av3u11r...@4ax.com...

>
> There are two problems with the above post. One, Dop thinks I was in
> Oz at some time in my life. The truth is that I've only been there in
> my nightmares, er, dreams; yeah, that's it.
>

Maaate.......
I'm terribly saddened to hear that. Imagine never having been to Oz.
I can only guess at what a painful gaping hole that would leave in a man's
soul.
Must be like a honeybee forced to live on vinegar all it's life. Knowing
that ther's all that sweet nectar going begging and instead he gets the
bitter crap.
Never mind mate, - I can tell you that this is the best place on earth,
has the sexiest friendliest Sheilas, the best climate and the best booze.
I'll be only too happy to let you know in great detail, at any time, just
how much you've missed out on.
After all, what are mates for?

diggerop

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Michael Kenefick

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Yes.

Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article <RAALm.21313$de6....@newsfe21.iad>, Michael Kenefick


> <kene...@copper.net> wrote:
>
>> www.heritagequest.com allows census images to be downloaded this way.
>> The other option is a PDF. 80% of the images I have are in .TIF.
>>
>> Mike in Ohio
>

> Downloaded.
>
> Displayed in a web browser?

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philip

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"Tom Watson" <no...@erehwon.com> wrote in message
news:knemf598ft9jbnsuk...@4ax.com...

> On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:17:09 -0800 (PST), phil
> <ph...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> wrote:
>
>>Gudday boys
>
>
> Good to see your voice, Phully.
>
> From Tom - in Philly, Phully.
>
>
>
>
> Regards,
>
> Tom Watson
> http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/

Cheers Tom
You too mate
Anyone who starts to think they are a bit clever with their craft should go
and have a look at your work to bring them back to earth ,and give them
something to aspire to. . .

Phully far from Philly


philip

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"Jimmy Mac" <jimm...@brazosriverband.com> wrote in message
news:2d1e1cb9-127d-4a81...@u16g2000pru.googlegroups.com...
Okay now - I hears me name has been dragged through the archives. Lo
and behold - THE GANG'S ALL HERE! LOL!

Good day to me Top Bloke at the bottom of the world - been a long time
Phully. Nahmie was kind enuff to send out the mention.

Actually living in Las Vegas. Got a full time job doing the 9 to 5


thing . . . a full time country band performing up and down the Strip
(opening for the likes of Big and Rich, Reba McEntire, Dwight Yoakum)
and believe it or not, got just enough tools left (or purchased) to
build all my own redwood furniture (including octagon poker table) for

my back yard. Unfortunately, you can't keep enough "juice" in wood

outdoors in the desert - but I'm having fun with it. I really do miss


everyone and all the trouble we used to get into on the wreck. If
anyone has any plans to come to Vegas, email me and let me know.
I'll hook you up with the best places to stay and comp tickets for
our show as well!

Take care and holler back!

Jim (aka Jummy, Minwax Mac, etc.)
www.brazosriverband.com


Ooh er . . . Jummy - you certainly aint a bloke for staying in the same old
box ( so to speak) is yer . .. .?

I suppose with a lot of us at some stage there is some catharsis that
changes our direction/outlook on life etc.
It sounds like your world is a good place.

but hang on . . . Preaching . . ? Weddings and Funerals .. ? Maybe we
will come to Vegas and you can get me and the old boiler actually hitched
up - after 30 years of being "shacked up" . .........there must be somebody
out there . . .. .!

I dont mind if you have given up carousing with wild wimmin . . but please
tell me you havent given up important stuff like cussin and drinkin . . . .!

Gotta go - my management team has just instructed me to go for a walk with
her and the dogs . .. feel like a bit of a walk too, seemed to have had a
good day at the pub yesterday. . .

Phully

Larry Jaques

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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:08:15 -0800 (PST), the infamous Nahmie
<rav...@netsync.net> scrawled the following:

>On Nov 13, 8:04�pm, Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com>
>wrote:
>> On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:02:03 -0800 (PST), the infamous Nahmie
>> <rav...@netsync.net> scrawled the following:
>>
>> >Actually, my "shop" got moved to BIL's garage in Longview, TX about 4
>> >yrs ago. SWMBO retired, we sold house & live in a 36' 5th wheel RV,
>> >spend Summer back near kids in Jamestown, NY and Winter here in TX.
>> >Can't really cut equipment down too much because BIL wants to get into
>> >more ww'ing, and he will inherit when I'm gone. Had Lap Band surgery
>> >in Jan. '08, dumped about 60lb. and when I can get rid of another 70,
>> >gonna try for new knees, providing our illustrious leaders new health
>> >care plan will allow it.
>>
>> Good luck with that one. �Hmm, I seem to recall, heap many moons ago,
>> you had a little accident with your 18-wheeler. �Did that contribute
>> to the fun with your knees?
>>
>
>Not really. Knee problems originate from '74 when I broke left knee.
>Finally showed me what was going on about '98, cartilage gone. Of
>course, now the right knee is shot because it does all the work.

Suckage!


>Thank goodness for Vicodin! Get both knees relubed every 2-3 mo. with
>Cortisone.

I used up a couple bottles of Vicodin with my broken finger. I had no
idea that tiny little bones like the distal phalanx (right index
fingertip) hurt so much when they broke. I hate taking pain killers,
having abused them (though combined with alcohol, they kicked my ass
so hard it drove me to get sober), but when they're needed, I take
them according to the prescription. In years past, I'd have gone back
to the MD and said "They're not doing anything for me? Can I get a
larger scrip for something much stronger?" I'm glad those days are
over.


>> >In the meantime, I do some scroll saw stuff,
>> >and keep a chair nearby so I can take breaks from standing, although
>> >sometimes it's worse to have to get up again than to keep standing!
>>
>> I hear ya. �I turned 56 this year. �It's hell getting old. �<bseg>
>>
>Growing old is NOT for the wimpy!

Abbalooley!


>> --
>> You know, in about 40 years, we'll have literally thousands of
>> OLD LADIES running around with TATTOOS, and Rap Music will be
>> the Golden Oldies. �Now that's SCARY! � � � � � � � --Maxine
>
>Heard a different version; Between plastic surgery, tats & Viagra, In
>about 40 years
>we'll have a nation of big boobed tattood broads and a bunch ofr men
>with boners, and none of them can remember what to do with them.

That reminds me of the nursing home joke. A young lady goes to visit
her aged father in the home and as she's leaving, she sees the nurse
filling up cup after cup with Viagra. She asks if her father wil
receive one and the nurse says "Oh, of course. All the old guys get
these. It keeps them from rolling out of bed during the night."

Larry Jaques

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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:22:41 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
<dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:

>In article <RAALm.21313$de6....@newsfe21.iad>, Michael Kenefick
><kene...@copper.net> wrote:
>

>> www.heritagequest.com allows census images to be downloaded this way.
>> The other option is a PDF. 80% of the images I have are in .TIF.
>>
>> Mike in Ohio
>

>Downloaded.
>
>Displayed in a web browser?

Only if you have either the Alternatiff or other free plugin.

http://www.uspto.gov/faq/plugins/tiff.jsp

Larry Jaques

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Nov 14, 2009, 10:01:54 PM11/14/09
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On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:21:41 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
<toobusy@themoment> scrawled the following:

>"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
>news:f3ntf5tlq6av3u11r...@4ax.com...
>
>>
>> There are two problems with the above post. One, Dop thinks I was in
>> Oz at some time in my life. The truth is that I've only been there in
>> my nightmares, er, dreams; yeah, that's it.
>>
>
>Maaate.......
>I'm terribly saddened to hear that. Imagine never having been to Oz.
>I can only guess at what a painful gaping hole that would leave in a man's
>soul.

I'll thank you to leave my gapers alone. <huff>

After seeing all the scenery in the Crocodile Dundee films, I really
wanted to tour Oz.

Oh, Rachel and Sela Ward (va va VOOM!), Anna Paquin, Nicole Kidman,
Cate Blanchette, Anna Torv, Yvonne Strzechowski, Miranda Otto, Rose
Byrne, Rachel Griffiths, Emilie de Ravin, and all the other gorgeous
actresses are from there. THANKS for sharing!

I've enjoyed watching Aussie actors Heath Ledger, Mel Gibson, Hugh
Jackman, and Russell Crowe, too, besides Paul Hogan, my-man!


>Must be like a honeybee forced to live on vinegar all it's life. Knowing
>that ther's all that sweet nectar going begging and instead he gets the
>bitter crap.
>Never mind mate, - I can tell you that this is the best place on earth,
>has the sexiest friendliest Sheilas, the best climate and the best booze.
>I'll be only too happy to let you know in great detail, at any time, just
>how much you've missed out on.
>After all, what are mates for?

Roit. ;) Yeah, I've always wanted to vacation there, but it's just
too damned expensive to fly halfway across the world for a week.

Martin H. Eastburn

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Nov 14, 2009, 10:15:44 PM11/14/09
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This was an old version - long time ago.
And I use TIF/TIFF when I want full graphics.

Otherwise you get compressed junk that might look ok and might not.

My camera generates it and it is a high quality picture.

NASA posts TIF in the their very high res pictures.

It isn't new it is one of the older versions.

The newest is a short movie as a picture. Getting out of hand.
On internal nets - all sorts of formats are used. On external webs lots of
formats are used but mostly bmp and jpg.

Map formats are TIF or other professional formats.
Scientific drawings are in Tif - I have a DNA drawing in that format.
And naturally lots of personal pictures as well.

Ever write documents or draw in post script ? or .eps ? That is why
HP printers have post script options. People now days use pdf of something else.

I have the programming manual.

Martin

Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article <GPoLm.190171$8m4.1...@en-nntp-07.dc1.easynews.com>,


> Martin H. Eastburn <lion...@consolidated.net> wrote:
>
>> Widely ? - likely not. Not many were doing web design when I was starting.
>> One had to be on the inside of very high tech science to have access to
>> the early version of browser. We were writing how to files as there were
>> not any paperbacks or documents to be found.
>>
>> Our internal network was in swing while the outside was in Bulletin boards.
>

Martin H. Eastburn

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Nov 14, 2009, 10:23:58 PM11/14/09
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Dave when did you do your first web site ?

Web graphics can be in TIFF or TIF(if pc) - the only reason for the
lower resolution of JPG is faster loads. When data is wanted and speed
isn't the need - use TIF.

It just wasn't in your use.
And 2004 is not early in web sites at all.

If you were an Apple person - maybe TIF wasn't allowed on an apple.
Apple had graphics problems due to resolution issues.

Graphics that worked on my Sun and my PC would not function on a Mac.
It was painful for me to get a graphic low enough resolution and low color
count for my managers Mac. Engineers spent to much time changing for managers.

Martin


Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article <s%oLm.175999$uO.4...@en-nntp-09.dc1.easynews.com>, Martin
> H. Eastburn <lion...@consolidated.net> wrote:
>
>> We were using FrameMaker big time - they were down the street - cool software.
>> It was growing and we made it a company standard. The pc managers got a copy
>> and both sides of the building were happy.

Martin H. Eastburn

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Nov 14, 2009, 10:35:24 PM11/14/09
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Those said it was but wasn't the thing for the web.
It was a raw format not a movie format or a wiggle format
or low byte count format for wireless and phones.....
Frame is still available - I started in 87 or 88.

Wingz was a bout the same time - a very powerful spreadsheet that
was able to do simulations and modeling based on logic.

Martin

Noons

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Nov 14, 2009, 11:08:57 PM11/14/09
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Martin H. Eastburn wrote,on my timestamp of 15/11/2009 2:35 PM:

> Wingz was a bout the same time - a very powerful spreadsheet that
> was able to do simulations and modeling based on logic.

Yikes! That brings back a LOT of memories. I loaded WingZ first on the MacSE30
and was sold on it. Programmed most of the accounting for my company on it. And
a lot more for clients! Later on kept the OS2 Warp copy of it running until
well into the late 90s when I finally converted to NT and Excel. Still can't do
in Excel what I could in WingZ, vba is just not quite as good...

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Michael Kenefick

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Nov 15, 2009, 1:29:15 AM11/15/09
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I can open .TIF in my browser. I am using Opera 9.64. But they are
stored on my HDD. And I can see them on www.heritagequest.com when I am
looking for census images.

Mike in Ohio

Dave Balderstone wrote:
<snip>
>
> Please provide a URL that will display a TIFF graphic in a browser
> window.

David F. Eisan

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Nov 15, 2009, 6:42:22 AM11/15/09
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> Buggerit, mate, haven't you heard of the SawStop down there? Or maybe
> it doesn't work upside down?

It is good to see some old timers on here!

I did find your web site a few months back, and I have it bookmarked to keep
tabs on you.

My wife made me get a Sawstop in the spring, are they common down there?

David.


Larry Jaques

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Nov 15, 2009, 8:57:44 AM11/15/09
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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:11:53 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
<dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:

>In article <ynKLm.227442$Jp1.1...@en-nntp-02.dc1.easynews.com>,


>Martin H. Eastburn <lion...@consolidated.net> wrote:
>
>> This was an old version - long time ago.
>> And I use TIF/TIFF when I want full graphics.
>>
>> Otherwise you get compressed junk that might look ok and might not.
>>
>> My camera generates it and it is a high quality picture.
>>
>> NASA posts TIF in the their very high res pictures.
>>
>> It isn't new it is one of the older versions.
>>
>> The newest is a short movie as a picture. Getting out of hand.
>> On internal nets - all sorts of formats are used. On external webs lots of
>> formats are used but mostly bmp and jpg.
>>
>> Map formats are TIF or other professional formats.
>> Scientific drawings are in Tif - I have a DNA drawing in that format.
>> And naturally lots of personal pictures as well.
>>
>> Ever write documents or draw in post script ? or .eps ? That is why
>> HP printers have post script options. People now days use pdf of something
>> else.
>>
>> I have the programming manual.
>>
>> Martin
>

>You seem to be confused. The fact that TIFFs are posted and available
>for download has no relationship to TIFF being a standard for web
>graphics. TIFF is NOT a standard for web graphics.

Dave, Martin's key word is "was", and he was talking about the
Internet's Neanderthal Years, way back before Netscape reigned.
Just chill.

Larry Jaques

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Nov 15, 2009, 9:04:35 AM11/15/09
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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:01:04 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
<dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:

>In article <smquf5lk8dcolhjg0...@4ax.com>, Larry Jaques


><novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:22:41 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
>> <dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:
>>
>> >In article <RAALm.21313$de6....@newsfe21.iad>, Michael Kenefick
>> ><kene...@copper.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> www.heritagequest.com allows census images to be downloaded this way.
>> >> The other option is a PDF. 80% of the images I have are in .TIF.
>> >>
>> >> Mike in Ohio
>> >
>> >Downloaded.
>> >
>> >Displayed in a web browser?
>>
>> Only if you have either the Alternatiff or other free plugin.
>>
>> http://www.uspto.gov/faq/plugins/tiff.jsp
>

>I thought as much. TIFF has never been a standard web graphic format.

Martin said Mosaic could handle it. I have a book on Mosaic around
here somewhere, in my "300+ books to sell on eBay some day" stack, I
think. Wanna buy it? It's the pretty purple one. I think I have
another purple book on Ventura Publisher in that stack, too.

David F. Eisan

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Nov 15, 2009, 10:27:04 AM11/15/09
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Holy Crap Jummy,

You are making me all teary eyed!

I am very happy for you that everything worked out.

I remember the crappy days way back when, when your world was falling apart.

Take care,

David.


"Jimmy Mac" <jimm...@brazosriverband.com> wrote in message

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On Nov 13, 6:46 am, Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com>
wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:04:50 -0800 (PST), the infamous Nahmie
> <rav...@netsync.net> scrawled the following:
>
> >On Nov 11, 7:02 am, phil <p...@nannupfurnituregallery.com.au> wrote:
> >> On Nov 11, 9:34 pm, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
> >SNIP


> >> - Show quoted text -
>

> >My goodness, look at the gremlins pop out of the woodwork! Glad to
> >"see" you, Phully & Larry.
>
> Hey, same here, Nahmie. I should say "Hi!" to Noons, too, since I
> haven't talked to him since coming back.
>
> >I hear from Jummy once in a while. Guess he's still into the
> >construction, but also very active in a band
>
> >www.brazosriverband.com
>
> Well, when he ain't hackin' away at pineywood, he's hackin' away at
> C&W music, huh? Ain't that sweet? [Hey, Jums! Throw a nice, long,
> sensual hug and a liplock on Amie for me, will ya? Yowza! Schweet!)
> (Oops, hope she's not your woman.)] Hmm, there sure are a lot of good
> looking women singing Country, aren't there? Jums looks to be doing
> well.
>
> >Anyhoo, Hi to all. Legs/knees getting worse, so pretty much doing
> >sitdown ww'ing, but I'm trying to work up some turned Christmas
> >ornaments for presents @ our church Christmas party(chinese auction).
>
> My wrists are starting to get to me, so I may not be doing the larger
> handyman jobs in the future.
>
> Have you lowered your shop to suit seated wooddorking yet, Nahmie? the
> nice thing about benches and such is that you can hack 'em off at the
> knees if you want, or drop 'em and open 'em up so you can roll into
> them with an electric chair. Oops, I meant "electric wheelchair",
> didn't I? I've been assembling and delivering Jazzy carts and chairs
> to the locals for the last year, too, and installing those "Help! I've
> fallen and can't get up!" Life Alert units, too.
>
> With my shop so crowded with junk, I've done most of my wooddorking
> outside, on horses and the grass. Not "fine" by any means, but it's
> mostly construction work, so it's no biggie.
>
> Take care!


>
> --
> You know, in about 40 years, we'll have literally thousands of
> OLD LADIES running around with TATTOOS, and Rap Music will be
> the Golden Oldies. Now that's SCARY! --Maxine

Well Larry - the "Reader's Digest " version:

Got the divorce. Went half crazy now and then - sold all the sawdust
makers, quit my job and moved to Atlanta for
about 3 weeks. Visited with my son, looked for gainful employment,
and then Harvey (used to frequent the wreck) called
me and told me to head for Las Vegas (a place I never even wanted to
visit!) Stayed with him and his family for about 3
weeks, got my own place, working as a project manager for the largest
mechanical contractor in the city. Advanced to Senior
Quality Control Inspector making a great living. A lot has happened
to old Jums since the old days. I got married a year and a half
ago to a beautiful (and younger) woman who got me back into church.
I've got the band going full swing - we've performed at most
of the major casinos up and down the Strip, opened for a few of the
big names in country music (Reba, Big & Rich, Dwight Yoakum)
and having the time of our lives. I am truly blessed - something I
thought I would never be able to say. The other thing that keeps me
grounded and busy is that I also accepted the role of a lay minister
in our church. I preach at an assisted living center around the
corner from our church, and I also perform marriages and funerals.
Yup - old Minwax Mac has changed a lot! But for what is the
remainder of my life: I wouldn't change it for anything! I built all
my backyard furniture (redwood . . . no jummywood in the bunch!)
but it still won't hold up to the desert heat with 4% humidity! The
hottest it's been since I got here almost 8 years ago was 121�.
They say it's a dry heat and it's not as bad but believe me . . . my
oven is a dry heat and it cooks my food! LOL!

My best wishes and love goes out to each and every one of you. I
learned more about woodworking and life from you brothers
than I ever did from anyone else. We lost a wrecker a few months
back - Tom Rush in Sugar Land. Life is precious ~ it can
go in a heartbeat (or maybe just a 1/4 of a finger at a time) I heard
from a lot of you guys back when the divorce was severing
my life . . . If I ever failed to say it, thank you! Life is
good . . . but I'll still never build a spruce goose or talk with
anyone that
wants to! ROTFLMAO!

Jim McNamara
aka Jummy - Jums - Minwax Mac - Former user of Pineywood.

Nahmie can get you the story of the Pineywood that originated in
Aussie Land with Brother Phully. Still a fun read!
www.brazosriverband.com come see us in Vegas!


Martin H. Eastburn

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Nov 15, 2009, 11:10:37 PM11/15/09
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This was pre Netscape and pre the thoughts of IE.
Mosaic displayed it and we used it.
I've downloaded massive files from federal sites at their allowance.
Scanners continue to ask what format.
I have several programs on this computer that modify Tif and use them.

The key that you state is 'a standard' - The standards went towards
jpg compressed and move and jiggle jpgs - and naturally movies.

Tif is an old format and has gone through 6 or more versions of internal
information.

Retire this thread. I was there I did it. You were not and it doesn't matter.

Martin

Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article <smquf5lk8dcolhjg0...@4ax.com>, Larry Jaques


> <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:22:41 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
>> <dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:
>>
>>> In article <RAALm.21313$de6....@newsfe21.iad>, Michael Kenefick
>>> <kene...@copper.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> www.heritagequest.com allows census images to be downloaded this way.
>>>> The other option is a PDF. 80% of the images I have are in .TIF.
>>>>
>>>> Mike in Ohio
>>> Downloaded.
>>>
>>> Displayed in a web browser?
>> Only if you have either the Alternatiff or other free plugin.
>>
>> http://www.uspto.gov/faq/plugins/tiff.jsp
>

> I thought as much. TIFF has never been a standard web graphic format.

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