PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING -- Darwin Confirms Haversian Canals -- HELL, YES, N AS OLD AS COAL
Ed Conrad
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On July 29, 1996, d...@hell.com (Darwin Boy) wrote:
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> Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes
> reveal clear evidence of carboniferous
> Haversian canals when viewed under my
> Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope.
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Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there.
I've just used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your
findings and I'm pretty sure I'm seeing what you're seeing,
except I think I'm also seeing some bark of the Lepidodendron
and some droppings from a giant prehistoric scorpion.
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I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit
microscope also cost $32.50 and was imported from Taiwan?
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Incidentally, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going to order
one of those Tinkertoy telescopes. I sort of question those
photos being beamed back from the Hubble and I'd sure like
to check them out for myself.
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Ed Conrad
> http://www.edconrad.com
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Man as Old as Coal
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