Is Europe any good?
skeptic
shot off horseback with crossbows, royal executions? Are there churches
that are at least 1000 meters tall? how about oil paintings that are worth
$10 trillion, statues of naked men taking a shit, or the virgin mary that
cries and makes catholics scratch themselves bloody in religious frenzy?
Are there volcanoes that bury Italian cities at 3PM every day, or the Irish
alps that require oxygen masks to climb, or blimps made out of Swiss cheese
that fly over the Grand Mosques of France?
Ranazu
"skeptic" <ske...@igs.com> wrote in message
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<<Are there naked men talking shit.>>
No, only you apparently.
Miss L. Toe
LA - just look under the hoods
> knights being
> shot off horseback with crossbows,
what are knights ? shirley you mean nites ?
> royal executions?
JFK in dallas.
> Are there churches
> that are at least 1000 meters tall?
The Twin towers - church to the god of capitalism.
> how about oil paintings that are worth
> $10 trillion,
a barrell ?
They way the dollar is crashing it wont be long.
> naked men taking a shit,
just watch those who elected Bush.
> or the virgin mary that
> cries
Sorry no virgins here
> and makes catholics scratch themselves bloody in religious frenzy?
No catholics either - they all got shot by the UDF in NI funded by you know
who.
> Are there volcanoes that bury Italian cities at 3PM every day,
St helens
> or the Irish
> alps that require oxygen masks to climb,
Julie Andrews had an oxygen mask when she climbed every mountain in Europe
in a day with Rick Stevens.
> or blimps made out of Swiss cheese
Try wisconsin
> that fly over the Grand Mosques of France?
Did you know there is a secret mosque hidden in the statue of liberty.
skeptic
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> "skeptic" <ske...@igs.com> wrote in message
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>> Are there any places where I can watch skinhead race riots,
> LA - just look under the hoods
Is that in Spain?
>> royal executions?
> JFK in dallas.
Did dallas join the EU?
>> Are there churches
>> that are at least 1000 meters tall?
> The Twin towers - church to the god of capitalism.
They weren't 1000 meters tall, though.
>> and makes catholics scratch themselves bloody in religious frenzy?
> No catholics either - they all got shot by the UDF in NI funded by you
> know
> who.
So how come Europe still has churches if nobody believes in it anymore?
>> or the Irish
>> alps that require oxygen masks to climb,
> Julie Andrews had an oxygen mask when she climbed every mountain in Europe
> in a day with Rick Stevens.
Is she Irish?
>> or blimps made out of Swiss cheese
> Try wisconsin
Does Eurail go there?
>> that fly over the Grand Mosques of France?
> Did you know there is a secret mosque hidden in the statue of liberty.
Cool, are they planning nuclear tests?
Richard
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> Are there any places where I can watch skinhead race riots,
Yes! Everything you've mentioned can be seen any day, anywhere in Europe.
You can even rent those Swiss cheese blimps from kiosks conveniently located
next to any of the attractions you listed. They're a truly convenient way of
getting from one tourist attraction to the next. If you're willing to pay a
little extra, you can even hire a roaming clans of Swiss history-teachers in
traditional lederhosen yodelling sarcastically deflating versions of history
to guide you through your travels. Please don't hesitate to contact Runge at
phi...@bigfoot.com should you need any further information.
Richard
skeptic
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> How much are you willing to pay a guide to show you all these things?
I'll pay $10 trillion with suitcases full of money. Do any of the Swiss
cheese blimps come equipped with arbalests, trebuchets, or mangonels to hurl
cheese balls at people? Can I join a European farmer demonstration by
throwing dead cows at government buildings?
eetinBelgië
we do it all the time in Belgium !
The Reid
>So how come Europe still has churches if nobody believes in it anymore?
we also have castles that aren't used for wars any more.
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Ingeborg Denner
"skeptic" <ske...@igs.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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> Are there any places where I can watch skinhead race riots, knights
> being shot off horseback with crossbows,
You bring the horse and armour, I'll bring the crossbow.
inge
Runge
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> LOL
> Copied to u.r.h
> --
>
> Martin
>
David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy
I'll have a Strongbow.
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[]
> So how come Europe still has churches if nobody believes in it anymore?
Give it time. They haven't all been turned into apartment buildings yet.
Dave Frightens Me
Damn, just what this place needed - some good trolling!
My guess is it's a regular. Fess up guys, who is it?
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Gregory Morrow
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Tim C.
>what are knights ? shirley you mean nites ?
LOL!
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Tim C.
chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy)
:
>Ingeborg Denner <wild...@gmx.de> wrote:
>
>> "skeptic" <ske...@igs.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
>> news:4l%ag.89275$dW3....@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
>> > Are there any places where I can watch skinhead race riots, knights
>> > being shot off horseback with crossbows,
>>
>> You bring the horse and armour, I'll bring the crossbow.
>
>I'll have a Strongbow.
Mine's a pint. Cheers!
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Tim C.
The Reid
besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy
>> You bring the horse and armour, I'll bring the crossbow.
>
>I'll have a Strongbow.
I can never get on with cider, might be something to do with my
worst ever hangover being cider related.
David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy
> Following up to David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the duchy of
> besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy
>
> >> You bring the horse and armour, I'll bring the crossbow.
> >
> >I'll have a Strongbow.
>
> I can never get on with cider, might be something to do with my
> worst ever hangover being cider related.
I almost never get hangovers. Strongbow is not a particularly great
cider though IMO- but it's often the only one available on draught. A
lot of people think it odd I drink cider- even some of my students have
ribbed me for it- as they feel they 'grown out' of that stage of their
lives. :)
eetinBelgië
David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and
> The Reid <don...@fell-walker.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > Following up to David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the duchy of
> > besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy
> >
> > >> You bring the horse and armour, I'll bring the crossbow.
> > >
> > >I'll have a Strongbow.
> >
> > I can never get on with cider, might be something to do with my
> > worst ever hangover being cider related.
>
> I almost never get hangovers. Strongbow is not a particularly great
> cider though IMO- but it's often the only one available on draught. A
> lot of people think it odd I drink cider- even some of my students have
> ribbed me for it- as they feel they 'grown out' of that stage of their
> lives. :)
>
> --
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The Reid
besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy
>> I can never get on with cider, might be something to do with my
>> worst ever hangover being cider related.
>
>I almost never get hangovers
you probably haven't drunk as much genuine west country draught
cider as I did that night :-)
David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy
> Cathy rides again?
The Ride of the Valcathy, grabbing a slice of pizza on the way to the
British Museum.
Tim C.
>>I almost never get hangovers
>
>you probably haven't drunk as much genuine west country draught
>cider as I did that night :-)
I *vaguely* remember a party in Salisbury some years ago drinking local
cider. That was the time we all ended up at Stonehenge for the sunrise.
(that was when there were no real fences).
I had a serious hangover then.
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Tim C.
Cochon Capitaliste
skeptic wrote:
> Are there any places where I can watch skinhead race riots, knights being
> shot off horseback with crossbows, royal executions? Are there churches
> that are at least 1000 meters tall? how about oil paintings that are worth
> $10 trillion, statues of naked men taking a shit, or the virgin mary that
> cries and makes catholics scratch themselves bloody in religious frenzy?
> Are there volcanoes that bury Italian cities at 3PM every day, or the Irish
> alps that require oxygen masks to climb, or blimps made out of Swiss cheese
> that fly over the Grand Mosques of France?
Go to Baghdad, dress like an tourist. We look forward to seeing you on
the nightly news. Be brave, no tearful begging.
The Reid
>>you probably haven't drunk as much genuine west country draught
>>cider as I did that night :-)
>
>I *vaguely* remember a party in Salisbury some years ago drinking local
>cider.
I remember looking for the light switch to the loo and
accidentally flood lit the pub (for it was a lock in) we agreed
to visit the blacksmith at dawn to see a horse shod, it didnt
happen.
Couldn't eat breakfast, had a cheese sandwich for lunch, tried a
glass of wine with dinner and I'm told I turned white and started
sweating profusely.
>That was the time we all ended up at Stonehenge for the sunrise.
Are you, or have you ever been, of a hippy tendency? :-)
David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy
> On Fri, 19 May 2006 11:57:42 +0100, this_address...@yahoo.com
> (David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and
> prestwich tesco 24h offy) wrote:
>
> >Martin <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 18 May 2006 22:42:42 +0100, Dave Frightens Me
> >> <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Thu, 18 May 2006 14:16:32 GMT, "skeptic" <ske...@igs.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>Are there any places where I can watch skinhead race riots, knights
> >> >>being shot off horseback with crossbows, royal executions? Are there
> >> >>churches that are at least 1000 meters tall? how about oil paintings
> >> >>that are worth $10 trillion, statues of naked men taking a shit, or
> >> >>the virgin mary that cries and makes catholics scratch themselves
> >> >>bloody in religious frenzy? Are there volcanoes that bury Italian
> >> >>cities at 3PM every day, or the Irish alps that require oxygen masks
> >> >>to climb, or blimps made out of Swiss cheese that fly over the Grand
> >> >>Mosques of France?
> >> >
> >> >Damn, just what this place needed - some good trolling!
> >> >
> >> >My guess is it's a regular. Fess up guys, who is it?
> >>
> >> Cathy rides again?
> >
> >The Ride of the Valcathy, grabbing a slice of pizza on the way to the
> >British Museum.
>
> or gripping Bill's bratwurst on the way to the leaning tower of Pizza?
I was about to LOL, when I remembered she did actually refer to Pizza.
Well, LOL anyway!
Ingeborg Denner
"David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and
> skeptic <ske...@igs.com> wrote:
>
> []
>> So how come Europe still has churches if nobody believes in it
>> anymore?
>
> Give it time. They haven't all been turned into apartment buildings
> yet.
Nor will they. I'd hurt tourism.
inge
Richard
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Yes, we know you would: one tourist at a time with your crossbow, according
to your offer.
But tell us, what effect would the conversion of churches into apartments
have on tourism?
Richard
The Reid
>But tell us, what effect would the conversion of churches into apartments
>have on tourism?
more places to stay?
Dave Frightens Me
<don...@fell-walker.co.uk> wrote:
>Following up to Tim C.
>
>>>you probably haven't drunk as much genuine west country draught
>>>cider as I did that night :-)
>>
>>I *vaguely* remember a party in Salisbury some years ago drinking local
>>cider.
>
>I remember looking for the light switch to the loo and
>accidentally flood lit the pub (for it was a lock in) we agreed
>to visit the blacksmith at dawn to see a horse shod, it didnt
>happen.
>Couldn't eat breakfast, had a cheese sandwich for lunch, tried a
>glass of wine with dinner and I'm told I turned white and started
>sweating profusely.
At least you can verbalise the feeling. In Italian there's not even a
word for hangover.
Dave Frightens Me
Come on, they could remove 90% of Europe's churches, and tourism
wouldn't be affected. Seen one, seen them all.
(depends which one of course!)
Padraig Breathnach
>... In Italian there's not even a word for hangover.
Do the Italians need such a word?
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Dave Frightens Me
<padr...@MUNGEDiol.ie> wrote:
>Dave Frightens Me <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
>
>>... In Italian there's not even a word for hangover.
>
>Do the Italians need such a word?
Why use just one when twenty can convey the sense.
Tim C.
>Couldn't eat breakfast, had a cheese sandwich for lunch, tried a
>glass of wine with dinner and I'm told I turned white and started
>sweating profusely.
:-) I know that feeling all too well.
>>That was the time we all ended up at Stonehenge for the sunrise.>
>Are you, or have you ever been, of a hippy tendency? :-)
Only in a very general sense. ;-)
Lots of parties with Genesis, Zappa and Hawkwind soundtracks.
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Tim C.
Tim C.
>>I *vaguely* remember a party in Salisbury some years ago drinking local
>>cider. That was the time we all ended up at Stonehenge for the sunrise.
>>(that was when there were no real fences).
>
:-)
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Tim C.
The Reid
>>Are you, or have you ever been, of a hippy tendency? :-)
>
>Only in a very general sense. ;-)
possibly the general sense that you're ears pricked up (excuse
the expression) when you heard of people who believed in free
love?
Tim C.
>Following up to Tim C.
>
>>>Are you, or have you ever been, of a hippy tendency? :-)
>>
>>Only in a very general sense. ;-)
>
>possibly the general sense that you're ears pricked up (excuse
>the expression) when you heard of people who believed in free
>love?
"no, no, no, no no, ...yes"
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Tim C.