On Sat, 11 May 2013 08:13:32 -0700 (PDT), "Smelly Crusty Arse"
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wilm...@gmail.com> wrote:
> The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
>
> Every member of the family should be armed to the teeth.
> When greeting clansmen one should touch pistol tips in an act of friendliness. At dinner time guns, loaded, should be on the table at two o'clock relative to the plate.
> It will be perfectly acceptable to shoulder a firearm during foreplay, but one should avoid shooting off a large magazine load at the time of orgasm.
> Gun cleaning is NOT family time. One should accomplish this task in privacy, preferably in the locked bathroom.
> It will be customary to "hand down" guns from older children to younger ones as they are outgrown.
> When committing murder/suicide, it is customary to shoot the children first and the females before the males.
Didn't take long for your insanity to filter through, "wilma".