Another Non-Pulitzer Nomination
Robert Cohen
10. Los Angeles DRAGNET episode for PLAYBOY entertainment channel <and
only one person comes plane>
9. An odd thing happened on company business trip <plus got some shut-
eye>
8. Man demonstrates how much fun it is to fly American <"our perverts
move their things for you">
7. Arrested & satisfied <the mile high club doesn't discriminate
amongst activities>
6. Salty pretzels blamed for misbehavior <it's so hard-on blood
pressure>
5. We're all not adults here <BEAT scoops FACE NATION, FOX, BLITZER &
MCLAUGHLIN>
4. IN-FLIGHT MAGAZINE is no longer best way to pass time <Writer of
Airplane III or IV gets exciting idea>
3. Nicholson awarded Oscar for AIRPLANE 3 or 4 <Hoffman cusses that he
turned it down>
2. Mortal sin is committed <Ex-Governor of N.Y. sincerely thanks
Airplane 3 or 4 candidate for some relief>
1. Letterman, Leno, Conan, Daily, Ferguson, and Jimmy take cheap shots
<pretzel maker sued>