On the Twelfth Flight of Christmas, the airlines* should give us:
Undamaged Baggage
Pleasant Customer Service
Easier Check-in
No Overbookings
More Non-stop Flights, Please
Better Eating Choices
Convenient Parking
L O W E R A I R F A R E S
Increased Leg Room
More jetBlues**
Fewer Delays
and
NO Lines at Se-cu-ri-ty
* Sure, the airline are not to blame for every air travel problem.
What fun is there in teasing the airports or FAA?
** Substitute "Southwest" for "jetBlue," if desired.
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Happy Holidays!
Charles McCool
author, Winning the Airfare Game
http://www.LowerAirfares.com