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Onideus Mad Hatter
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http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
<snip public masterbation>
Ah, all is good with the world now.
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Froz...
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
><sni<COCK SLAP>
And there's another one of my lil Hatter Addicts, tugging on my pant
leg for attention. Haven't your idiot friends taught you how to put
blinders on yet? Honestly, I don't think it's *THAT* difficult to
setup Net Nanny.
<snip more crap>
What is it like for a man to got through menopause anyway?
Just curious.
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Froz...
><sn<COCK SLAP>
Somebody needs to get this stupid bitch a tampon so he can stop raggin
on my fuckin posts all day.
>In article <7khlb4hbufvskq8j6...@4ax.com>, usenet@backwater-
>productions.net says...
>W<COCK SLAP>
I'll give you power if you kill your friends...oh, wait, guess you
don't have any of those, huh? LOL
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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The ancient Egyptians did remarkable and
amazing things but look at them now. It's
a shame that many of the apples that fall
from the tree turn out to be so rotten. An
even greater tragedy is that those rotten
apples make no attempt to better themselves.
They keep proving over and over again just
how rotten they are. Their ancestors would
be so ashamed of them if they met them now.
The rotten apple would be banished by The
Milliners Clan, an awful consequence of his
continued misbehavior.
Darn, I almost forgot. Yo mama stank an jou
is ugly.
[8~{} Uncle Monster
Don't you have children you need to be molesting you FREAK?
>Wo<COCK SLAP>
Don't you have something better to do besides obsessing over me and my
posts? Why don't you go fuck a penguin or something, I bet you'd liak
that. Fuckin Hatter Addicts. What the shit kinda MORON would read
and reply to posts from somebody who makes them all butthurt and
snitting like a retarded 5th grade ASSpie? Yeesh, somebody hand this
loser a tampon and a Midol before he starts to stain the carpet.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>Ha<COCK SLAP>
If you're not fucking up, you're not doing anything. You might want
to keep that in mind.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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<cock_foam_snipped>
yer dear ol' grandpappy came to me in a vision......he told me you're
just like him.....and now it's time you drove your car into a tree
too....
** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
>W<COCK SLAP>
Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>y<COCK SLAP>
If I wanted any shit from you I'd squeeze yer fat ugly head,
Shit-fer-brains.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>lo<shits all over yer ugly face>
Just tryin to make you look less horrifying.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
> <snip public masterbation>
>
> Ah, all is good with the world now.
ROTFL!
That was a good one.
rec.toys.lego? WTF?
speaking of which, however, my five-year-old and I spent a godawful amount
of time on this helicopter thingy. Supposedly it is for age 8, but some of
the intricate shit - man it was just begging for an adult.
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www.perfectreign.com || www.filesite.org
powered by the lizard: www.opensuse.org
>FrozenNorth turned on the Etch-A-Sketch and wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>> <snip public masterbation>
>>
>> Ah, all is good with the world now.
>
>ROTFL!
>
>That was a good one.
>
>
>
>rec.toys.lego? WTF?
>
>sp<snip public masterbation>
LOL, sure was, huh Mr. Butthurt?
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>Th<COCK SLAP>
Are you experiencing intestinal difficulties?
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>Sh<COCK SLAP>
Yer such a cute little butt nugget when you get all excited like that!
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>M<COCK SLAP>
Try rubbing those last two brain cells together, see if you can't
start a fire.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>Onideus Fag Tapper <use...@backwater-productions.net> typed in
>message news:7khlb4hbufvskq8j6...@4ax.com:
>
>
>> He died when I was around six and had been in bad shape for a few
>> years before that due to a car accident,
>
>
>
>yes, he was in bad shape, after slowly watching the retard that his
>daughter pushed out of her massive, gaping tampon tunnel, turn into a
>little fag......he then drove himself into a tree.....
>
>time for you to follow, you fucktard....
>
>back-water productions? LMAO. you fucking fool.
Awww, u mad? You must be pretty butt hurt to have to resort to trying
to attack a person using their dead relatives. What's the matter,
CuppyCake, is high school just too much for you? Don't those "mean
kids" ever give you a break? LOL
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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I want to know why the idiot keeps cross posting to alt.2600,
alt.design.graphics, and rec.toys.lego. They have nothing to do with each
other, other than the fact that he's equally inept in all three subjects.
Jeff
--
A clever person solves a problem.
A wise person avoids it. -- Einstein
He can't help himself. Usenet is the only thing that keeps him going. His
job as a stock boy at Wal-Mart must not be very fulfilling.
He put that together in his spare time. Most of the time he's working as a
stock boy for Wal-Mart.
>
>"PerfectReign" <theperf...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:6i16riF...@mid.individual.net...
>> FrozenNorth turned on the Etch-A-Sketch and wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>
>>> <snip public masterbation>
>>>
>>> Ah, all is good with the world now.
>>
>> ROTFL!
>>
>> That was a good one.
>>
>>
>>
>> rec.toys.lego? WTF?
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter has been crying like a baby since he was banned from the
>Bricklink discussion forums. Bricklink is a Lego fan website, so he cries
>about everything in rec.toys.lego now.
Bricklink isn't a discussion forum you fucking retard, it's an online
marketplace similar to eBay where I have a store setup to sell Lego
parts and eventually custom sticker sheets. As far as my posting to
RTL it's mostly for my benefit in that I can check one group and see
all my messages without having to jump all around to read messages.
But then, it's so no surprise that all the butthurt little Hatter
Addicts liak yourself (who ever the fuck you are) try and claim that
it's somehow all about you. *snicker* You drooling deficients
really are that high on yourselves, aren't you?
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>"FrozenNorth" <frozenn...@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote in message
>news:2151707.u...@frozennorth.to...
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>> <snip public masterbation>
>>
>> Ah, all is good with the world now.
>
>I want to know why the idiot keeps cross posting to alt.2600,
>alt.design.graphics, and rec.toys.lego. They have nothing to do with each
>other, other than the fact that he's equally inept in all three subjects.
It's okay Frumpy, I'm sure you'll just make up some bullshit to get
you by and somehow think that it must be all about *YOU*, yeah, cause
your *SPEACIAL* aren't you? *nods*
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Hey Frumpy, what happened to you? What did you wake up on the wrong
side of the litter box this morning? I mean all a sudden you just
start raggin off on my posts liak it's that time of the month for you
or something. Do you need a tampon? I bet Mara can give you
one...oh, wait, no, she's already be through the "change of life".
Well I'm sure you can pick some up at Wal*Mart, I mean, you must
practically *LIVE* down there, seeing as how you can't ever seem to
shut your fucking face about the place. And apparently you've got
some kind of a thing for "stock boys" too...*shudder*...Frumpy's all
goin creepy pedo on us, stalkin those "stock boys" at Wal*Mart. How
many have you fantasized about molesting Frumpy? Do you have any
standards at all or will you fuck anything if it's got a cock and two
balls?
>T<COCK SLAP>
Ask your mom how much I owe her for last night, Junior.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>A<COCK SLAP>
Your mother and I have decided to have your balls chopped off, we just
think it's the right thing to do given your little "attitude problem"
and all.
>W<COCK SLAP>
I'm going to need less bullshit and more "shut the fuck up" on your
part, Downs.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
The above editations about sums you up. All you know how to do is fling
insults.
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But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.
In the immortal words of §ñühw¤£f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.
"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas
How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas
Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter
Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster
>
>"GitRDunn" <GitR...@hk.hk> wrote in message
>news:MPG.23250c13a...@nntp.motzarella.org...
>> In article <oorlb4pov13o6m4gh...@4ax.com>, usenet@backwater-
>> productions.net says...
>>> Somebody needs to get this stupid bitch a tampon so he can stop raggin
>>> on my fuckin posts all day.
>>>
>> What's wrong you lousy fucking nark cocksucking faggot? Can't handle it?
>> Pull
>> the fucking plug on your computer and yourself, you fucktard loser moron.
>
>He c<COCK SLAP>
Hey Jeffy, do you really think it wise to go around slurping the ass
of a raving lunakook liak that? I mean, okay, yer desperate and all
to try and "get back" at me, we (tinw) all get that, but really, at
least try and have *SOME* measure of self fucking respect you
worthless asspie.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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>Onideus Fag Tapper <usenet@shit_house_webdesign.net> typed in
>message news:ep9tb4hesirlc657n...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 21:07:42 -0400, GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>T<COCK SLAP>
>>
>> Ask your mom how much I owe her for last night, Junior.
>>
>> --
>>
>
>
>That's the extent o<COCK SLAP>
It's the extent of what you deserve. Pathetic retards liak yourself
should *NEVER* expect any more in return than what you, yourself are
capable of delivering in the first place. Your choices are to either
deserve better or entertain my bot, pick one, you stupid ass, cock
shitting, retard.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>Ma<COCK SLAP>
Boy that sure was easy.
>Spi<COCK SLAP>
You're really enjoying my cock in your face, aren't you?
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>Lis<COCK SLAP>
Sorry, didn't read it, could you post it again? Maybe with a little
less STUPID this time. *nods*
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>S<COCK SLAP>
Was it hard for you growing up without a dad?
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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>W<COCK SLAP>
Let's see you post yer replies within the next 20 minutes, Hatter
Addict.