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TennisGuy

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Aug 20, 2011, 6:05:14 PM8/20/11
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For the past three or four years we have grown used to seeing four
names surface to the top of most majors:

The Djoker
The Choker
The Master
The Cheat

If current form holds for the next while, there is a very good chance
that two of the four will be noticeably absent for the semi's and
finals of the slams (The Master and The Cheat).

One thing that many haven't realized is that once a player reaches
their twilight tennis years, decline in ability does not occur in a
linear relationship with respect to time (say month to month). Rather
the relationship is more a logarithmic one.

Scott

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Aug 20, 2011, 6:39:57 PM8/20/11
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good post.

you're taking some liberties implying Murray is the "choker", though.
Murray has never put himself in a position to win a slam final, so
nothing to choke away.

Thomas R. Kettler

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Aug 20, 2011, 7:21:42 PM8/20/11
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In article
<067ace79-4205-4337...@o9g2000vbo.googlegroups.com>,
Scott <scot...@yahoo.com> wrote:

That's true. He should be known as "The No-Set Finalist" instead.
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Remove blown from email address to reply.

drew

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Aug 20, 2011, 9:22:37 PM8/20/11
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On Aug 20, 6:05 pm, TennisGuy <Jeffery21...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Not always. Connors and Agassi kept most of their stuff right up to
their
mid-thirties. But in general I think you are right. Thirty is old
for guys who
have spent significant time at the top of the game.

Becker, Edberg, Sampras, Lendl, McEnroe and now Federer....this is
what
typically happens.

TT

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Aug 21, 2011, 9:28:11 AM8/21/11
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21.8.2011 1:05, TennisGuy kirjoitti:
> For the past three or four years we have grown used to seeing four
> names surface to the top of most majors:
>
> The Djoker
> The Choker
> The Master
> The Cheat
>
> If current form holds for the next while, there is a very good chance
> that two of the four will be noticeably absent for the semi's and
> finals of the slams (The Master and The Cheat).
>

Federer "master" and Nadal "cheater". That's lame. How about Nadal
"boxer" and Federer "punching bag" or Nadal "Master" and Federer "servant"

> One thing that many haven't realized is that once a player reaches
> their twilight tennis years, decline in ability does not occur in a
> linear relationship with respect to time (say month to month). Rather
> the relationship is more a logarithmic one.
>
>

So you cap off your inane post with more stupidity.

The decline is linear if one doesn't have injuries, while the results
may not be because the differences at the top are small or because of
psychological impact on gradual decline.
Federer's ground game could though be logarithmic, because it's based so
much on his movement...once he gets 1 step slower he can't hack it
against other pros.

And of course you're being alarmist because of couple early losses -
against good players. He still made RG final recently. So all in all
very stupid post, excuse me.

felangey

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Aug 21, 2011, 11:29:00 AM8/21/11
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> Federer "master" and Nadal "cheater". That's lame. How about Nadal "boxer"
> and Federer "punching bag" or Nadal "Master" and Federer "servant"<

Hmmm.....*thinks*.....nahhh, TG was spot on! :)

The Djoker, The Choker,
The Master, The Cheat.
To the concrete jungle
They went to compete.

One now much older,
His future is hangs blowing,
One is so doped up
his eyeballs are glowing.

One is quite Emo,
But so loves his mum,
The last has Armani's,
Rammed right up his bum.

TT

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Aug 21, 2011, 12:08:39 PM8/21/11
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The Master, raped by a Spaniard
His fans weep

Soaked in tears, Felangey fears
His fans weep

Dressed like a fag, can't take it back
His fans weep

Likes cute guys, precious moments he buys
His fans weep

Can't find a backhand, despite demand
His fans weep

Forehand not bold, he must be old
His fans weep

Takes it up the arse, what a farce
His fans weep

felangey

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Aug 21, 2011, 12:40:20 PM8/21/11
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Not very catchy is it? =)


bob

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Aug 21, 2011, 6:32:39 PM8/21/11
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well done

bob

TT

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Aug 21, 2011, 7:56:26 PM8/21/11
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(Bows)

felangey

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Aug 21, 2011, 8:52:15 PM8/21/11
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>(Bows)<

Quelle soopreez. TT bends over in yet aother post.


Iceberg

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Aug 22, 2011, 5:14:35 AM8/22/11
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Sampras had a lot left in the tank.

bob

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Aug 22, 2011, 6:56:24 AM8/22/11
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well done. :-)

bob

Superdave

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Aug 22, 2011, 11:53:01 AM8/22/11
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On Mon, 22 Aug 2011 02:14:35 -0700 (PDT), Iceberg <iceber...@gmail.com>
wrote:


His septic tank?

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