Steve Jobs releases a new model - iCancer
Osama Bin Ladetorest
This is in sharp contrast to his previous model - iPod, iPhone and
iPad which were bestsellers.
Are the days of Steve Jobs numbered?
reilloc
This may be why you failed to understand some of the responses in your
wedding thread. You seem to have poor judgment.
LNC
Superdave
We know what you're number is Paki.
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Osama Bin Ladetorest
Lack of humor in rst, I guess
TennisGuy
No you guessed wrong, AGAIN.
Lack of developed brain cells in your head.
This has got to be one of the most insensitive, disrespectful posts I
have ever seen. Completely disgusting.
Osama Bin Ladetorest
> On Aug 27, 11:02 am, Osama Bin Ladetorest <zepflo...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > On Aug 26, 7:49 pm, reilloc <reil...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > On 8/26/2011 7:26 PM, Osama Bin Ladetorest wrote:
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> > > > Short for iGotCancer. Unfortunately no one is interested in buying.
> > > > This is in sharp contrast to his previous model - iPod, iPhone and
> > > > iPad which were bestsellers.
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> > > > Are the days of Steve Jobs numbered?
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> > > This may be why you failed to understand some of the responses in your
> > > wedding thread. You seem to have poor judgment.
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> No you guessed wrong, AGAIN.
> Lack of developed brain cells in your head.
Lack of "understanding life and death"
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> This has got to be one of the most insensitive, disrespectful posts I
> have ever seen. Completely disgusting.
LOL... you disgust me with your idiocy.
Calimero
What an asshole you are.
Max
reilloc
So, joking about a guy's dying's a laugh riot but fat wife humor's
clearly offensive? No wonder you do lists. You have no ability to sort
through proprieties short of compiling others opinions and then asking
others opinions.
Would you like to get together and play some poker for money?
LNC
Osama Bin Ladetorest
Take life nor death seriously
Superdave
how about your wife's fidelity? that doesn't matter either?
what's her hp number? I'll give her a buzz.
JG
Me, I'm no stranger to cancer or any other form of black humor, but
you've got to be *funny* if you want to pull off tasteless and not get
lambasted for it.
Osama Bin Ladetorest
the sad part is it was funny and no one got the joke. typical
humorless rst.
Superdave
why are you ignoring your wife and spending all your life in rst?
marriage on the rocks izzit?
bob
i don't like steve jobs nor his company much, but "lack of humor" over
his pancreatic cancer? sick puppy you are raj.
bob
bob
thought she was too fat for you dave?
bob
bob
you're assuming he's ignoring her and not other way around?
bob
Superdave
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Yeah. And he complains about me calling his wife fat and ugly (who he is never
paying attention to anyway since he is always here posting rubbish).
Superdave
hey, i'll do her a "mercy hump" poor thing being married to raja n all.
bob
Javier González
That's the point - it wasn't. Sticking an "i" in front of something to
make fun of Apple/SJobs was funny... for about a month after the
launch of the first iMac.
bob
it wasn't funny at all, on many levels. yet raja's still busting a gut
reading it over and over.
bob
Superdave
He's a cunt. His wife is the one fucking him. In the arse.
PeteWasLucky
Not nice!
Osama Bin Ladetorest
well it hasnt been done yet here.
Javier González
Yes, because each of us reads only RST and has no knowledge of the
internet outside this small niche of usenet... *facepalm*.
TT
Maybe it was an iJoke?
TT
That was the best I could come up with...
Fruitful ground if you like lame jokes, the ones that make you laugh
because they are soooo iLame...
Ha ha ha - I did it again!
Osama Bin Ladetorest
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Javier González
That's the problem with Raja's joke. It was just plain bad. It doesn't
do the whole "it's so bad it's good" like in really bad jokes or
movies :)
Raja, The Great
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Well if very few people liked it, it is most likely a very good joke.
Some of the best jokes have very few admirers. I told that joke to
some of my intelligent friends and also my wife and they liked it.
I think the problem here is many of you are Apple fanatics. If it was
Bill Gates you would have laughing at the joke. Apptards have no sense
of humor.
jdeluise
On 29-Aug-2011, "Raja, The Great" <zepf...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I think the problem here is many of you are Apple fanatics. If it was
> Bill Gates you would have laughing at the joke. Apptards have no sense
> of humor.
No.... I'm not a fan of Apple at all and I thought your "joke" was in pretty
bad taste (lets leave aside for a moment that it was completely unoriginal
and well worn). Then again, you've probably never had to deal with a
loved one facing that particularly nasty form of cancer. You're in for a
rude awakening when you finally grow up emotionally.
Pelle Svanslös
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> Well if very few people liked it, it is most likely a very good joke.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Osama Bin Ladetorest
> On 29-Aug-2011, "Raja, The Great" <zepflo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > I think the problem here is many of you are Apple fanatics. If it was
> > Bill Gates you would have laughing at the joke. Apptards have no sense
> > of humor.
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> No.... I'm not a fan of Apple at all and I thought your "joke" was in pretty
> bad taste (lets leave aside for a moment that it was completely unoriginal
> and well worn). Then again, you've probably never had to deal with a
> loved one facing that particularly nasty form of cancer.
If I had cancer, I would appreciate some jokes to cheer me up, even if
it is about my own cancer. I am sure Steve Jobs currently would people
like me to cheer him up, not the moral police.
>You're in for a
> rude awakening when you finally grow up emotionally.
You are a pessimist then.
jdeluise
On 29-Aug-2011, Osama Bin Ladetorest <zepf...@gmail.com> wrote:
> If I had cancer, I would appreciate some jokes to cheer me up, even if
> it is about my own cancer. I am sure Steve Jobs currently would people
> like me to cheer him up, not the moral police.
You have no idea what it's like, especially if you don't have the
mega-dollars that Jobs has...
At any rate, as others have said it would have to be funny, but your joke
was sub junior high level at best. Not your fault, that's just the level of
emotional maturity you've achieved up until now.
> You are a pessimist then.
Yes, generally I am.
Osama Bin Ladetorest
> On 29-Aug-2011, Osama Bin Ladetorest <zepflo...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > If I had cancer, I would appreciate some jokes to cheer me up, even if
> > it is about my own cancer. I am sure Steve Jobs currently would people
> > like me to cheer him up, not the moral police.
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> You have no idea what it's like, especially if you don't have the
> mega-dollars that Jobs has...
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> At any rate, as others have said it would have to be funny, but your joke
> was sub junior high level at best. Not your fault, that's just the level of
> emotional maturity you've achieved up until now.
Oh wait.. I forgot. I have to ignore you. You are only here to insult
people.
jdeluise
On 29-Aug-2011, Osama Bin Ladetorest <zepf...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Oh wait.. I forgot. I have to ignore you. You are only here to insult
> people.
And you are only here to be insulted... sounds like a fair trade.
Wile E.
> On 29-Aug-2011, Osama Bin Ladetorest <zepflo...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > Oh wait.. I forgot. I have to ignore you. You are only here to insult
> > people.
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> And you are only here to be insulted... sounds like a fair trade.
Yup, looks like Raja is craving for punishment.
Javier González
Apple fanatic? Oh boy, you couldn't be farther from the truth with me.
Here, this is one of my favorite comics:
Pelle Svanslös
Superdave
>On 29.8.2011 20:46, Wile E. wrote:
>> On Aug 29, 11:41 am, "jdeluise"<jdelu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> On 29-Aug-2011, Osama Bin Ladetorest<zepflo...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>>>> Oh wait.. I forgot. I have to ignore you. You are only here to insult
>>>> people.
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>>> And you are only here to be insulted... sounds like a fair trade.
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>> Yup, looks like Raja is craving for punishment.
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>Yeah, it's fucking creepy.
He's a true sicko.
Whisper
'icancer' went down like a lead balloon because it's in text - if an off
the cuff remark in real life it might be amusing. That's your problem I
think. Sometimes things that sound funny are not when you write them down.
Whisper
> On Aug 29, 1:07 pm, "jdeluise"<jdelu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 29-Aug-2011, "Raja, The Great"<zepflo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>> I think the problem here is many of you are Apple fanatics. If it was
>>> Bill Gates you would have laughing at the joke. Apptards have no sense
>>> of humor.
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>> No.... I'm not a fan of Apple at all and I thought your "joke" was in pretty
>> bad taste (lets leave aside for a moment that it was completely unoriginal
>> and well worn). Then again, you've probably never had to deal with a
>> loved one facing that particularly nasty form of cancer.
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> If I had cancer, I would appreciate some jokes to cheer me up, even if
> it is about my own cancer. I am sure Steve Jobs currently would people
> like me to cheer him up, not the moral police.
If your wife or kids had cancer, would you appreciate us cracking jokes
about it?
Superdave
<zepf...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Short for iGotCancer. Unfortunately no one is interested in buying.
>This is in sharp contrast to his previous model - iPod, iPhone and
>iPad which were bestsellers.
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>Are the days of Steve Jobs numbered?
I hope Nisha gets one and dies !!!
How do you like that one?
I suppose YOU think it is funny right ?
Sicko Paki Pinko.
reilloc
> Take life nor death seriously
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to convince you of anything here, but
you do not seem to have even the slightest notion of what's funny and
what's not. It's not that Jobs' croaking can't be the subject of jokes;
it's that you couldn't make a joke out of the simplest, slam-dunk
material that landed on your head. Trying to explain that to you is like
trying to describe "blue" to a person blind from birth.
LNC