Experimentation
A website entitled the T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project[15] was launched in
2000 by Christopher Scott Gouge and Todd William Stadler.[16] This
site chronicles a series of regimented scientific experiments testing,
amongst others, the insulative, electrically resistive, radioactive,
and gravitational properties of the "Standard Twinkie".
As you can see twinkies are of strategic importance to hindreds of
millions of Americans.
And, as importantly, of no use to Muslims or Pakis like Raja.