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Don Del Grande

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Nov 14, 2009, 12:18:32 AM11/14/09
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In commemoration of the sale of Alpha Crucis Radio by "Chuckie" to the
new mysterious, nameless, owners of Procyon Broadcasting, who,
somehow, share the exact political positions and geographic mistakes
that Chuckie of did, I am going to start a new series here called,
"You Might Be A Chuckie," to help the new owners keep from making the
mistakes that led to Chuckie having to sell in the first place.

(Note that people who reply with false answers are Chuckies, and will
be branded as such, with the full authority and sanction of Known
Netcops.)

#1: If you think Australia has ever won a gold medal in figure
skating, you might be a Chuckie.

Don Del Grande

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Nov 14, 2009, 12:54:31 PM11/14/09
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#3: If you think there is a competitive-level figure skater named
Brandon Miroz (not to be confused with St. Louis, USA-born and
USA-representing Brandon Mroz), you might be a Chuckie.

Zaphod Beeblebrux

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Nov 15, 2009, 6:05:56 PM11/15/09
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On Nov 13, 9:18 pm, Don Del Grande <del_grande_n...@earthlink.net>
wrote:

> In commemoration of the sale of Alpha Crucis Radio by "Chuckie" to the
> newmysterious, nameless, owners of Procyon Broadcasting, who,

> somehow, share the exact political positions and geographic mistakes

Well, its been grand here at Lake Placid, and no problems with dgs or
any of his security goons, because we know how to not get caught. As I
said before, those topmost rows are very dark, so nobody is going to
see anything. I, myself, will cuttting out of here in a bit to drive
back to Montreal to catch the flight to Toronto in the morning.

I would like to say that Procyon Broadcasting has had a good week here
in Lake Placid. So long everyone, and see you all next week in
Kitchener at Skate Canada

Don Del Grande

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Nov 15, 2009, 7:33:56 PM11/15/09
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He Who Claims Not To Be Chuckie wrote:

>Well, its been grand here at Lake Placid, and no problems with dgs or
>any of his security goons, because we know how to not get caught. As I
>said before, those topmost rows are very dark, so nobody is going to
>see anything.

First of all, since it's audio only, who would notice if you were
closer to the ice? Just hide a microphone in your pocket or
something.

Second, wouldn't it be easier if you just stayed at home and watched
the coverage on, for example, IceNetwork? It's not as if you have to
be there to interview the skaters or anything (not that "Procyon
Broadcasting" could get a media credential in the first place). Who
would know the difference?

And you still haven't explained where you get all of the money to (a)
fly to every skating event, (b) buy blocks of tickets (especially for,
say, the Ladies Free Skate at the 2010 Olympics, where even the
nosebleed seats are C$150 each (that's A$153 at the current rate), and
(c) rent planes to fly over the sites to look for open Wi-Fi networks.

-- Don

Don Del Grande

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Nov 15, 2009, 7:37:10 PM11/15/09
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5. If you STILL think there was a major figure skating event, much
less an ISU Grand Prix event, in Doha, Qatar, you might be a Chuckie.

Thomas Groom

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Nov 16, 2009, 3:03:34 PM11/16/09
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in article
cc73c210-2c45-475c...@r24g2000yqd.googlegroups.com, Zaphod
Beeblebrux at Zapho...@rocketmail.com wrote on 11/15/09 3:05 PM:

> Well, its been grand here at Lake Placid, and no problems with dgs or
> any of his security goons, because

You've never actually been to Lake Placid. Provide proof or shut up.

Don Osterizer

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Nov 16, 2009, 8:33:28 PM11/16/09
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Zaphod Beeblebrux wrote:
> On Nov 13, 9:18 pm, Don Del Grande <del_grande_n...@earthlink.net>
> wrote:
>> In commemoration of the sale of Alpha Crucis Radio by "Chuckie" to the
>> newmysterious, nameless, owners of Procyon Broadcasting, who,
>> somehow, share the exact political positions and geographic mistakes
>
>
> Well, its been grand here at Lake Placid

You wouldn't know that, Chuckie, because it's already been well-
established you weren't there. You're a moronic pile of dog turds,
Chuckie.

And you didn't address the post above, in your usual dissembling,
childish, idiotic manner, Chuckie. The new "owners" of Prolapsed
Chuckiepantscrapping somehow share the exact political positions and
geographic mistakes that you've already posted, Chuckie. Yes,
Chuckie, of course you also pretended to be the anonymous "program
manager" who somehow didn't make the same mistakes. Funny how that
"program manager" just disappeared, isn't it, Chuckie?

You're a lying sack of shit, Chuckie, and you need to get your
skull caved in with a sledgehammer.

> I would like to say that Prolapsed Pantscrapping is a hoax run by
> a lying sack of shit who won't be at Kitchener at Skate Canada

It will be similarly shown, Chuckie, that you aren't there. You
can't hide, Chuckie. You're a lying piece of shit, Chuckie. It's
all you are capable of being, Chuckie.

Zaphod Beeblebrux

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Nov 16, 2009, 9:07:01 PM11/16/09
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On Nov 16, 5:33 pm, Don Osterizer <d...@oztiriser.tv> wrote:
> Zaphod Beeblebrux wrote:
> > On Nov 13, 9:18 pm, Don Del Grande <del_grande_n...@earthlink.net>
> > wrote:
> >> In commemoration of the sale of Alpha Crucis Radio by "Chuckie" to the
> >> newmysterious, nameless, owners of Procyon Broadcasting, who,
> >> somehow, share the exact political positions and geographic mistakes
>
> > Well, its been grand here at Lake Placid
>
> You wouldn't know that, Chuckie, because it's already been well-
> established you weren't there.  You're a moronic pile of dog turds,
> Chuckie.

I am not Chuckie, and Chuckie is no longer with this station. And we
were in Lake Placid

Tom Groom

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Nov 16, 2009, 5:00:03 PM11/16/09
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In article
<2725b9c5-4e41-4a9a...@d5g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,
Charles Newman <Zapho...@toiletstallradio.com> wrote:

> I am not Chuckie, and Chuckie is no longer with this station. And we
> were in Lake Placid

Are you going to offer proof, or are you going to keep stomping your
feet and yelling louder? Entertain us, Chuckie.

Joe Gunchey

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Nov 17, 2009, 8:33:12 AM11/17/09
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On 11/16/2009 6:07 PM Chuckie Chuckiechux ignored two million years of human evolution to write:

> I am Chuckie, and Chuckie is crapping his pants. And we, including the voices in my head,
> were never in Lake Placid

Drop fucking dead, Chuckie. LEAVE NOW!

hlwdjsd

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Nov 17, 2009, 12:18:30 PM11/17/09
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On Nov 16, 6:07 pm, Zaphod Beeblebrux <ZaphodB4...@rocketmail.com>
wrote:

Unless you provide actual evidence, nobody's going to believe anything
you say.

Chuckie.

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