Ausfailure Cry Foul At England Win
Bluey Crackersport
Left whimpering and impotent by World Champion Rugby League team New
Zealand when they failed to beat the Kiwis 2 weeks ago Ausfailure
spent the last fortnight whinging and talking about losing yet again
to the all powerful Kiwi juggernaut.
Former hard man Jarrod Hayne even went as far to suggest there was a
conspiracy to keep Ausfailure at the bottom of international rugby
league.
Even Tim Sheens got the hanky out as he admitted the England and World
Champion New Zealand forward packs were too tough for the Ausfailure
team.
Ausfailure have failed to beat the World Champion Kiwis at the full
time whistle in 3 of the last 3 finals.
As New Zealand today prepared to return home once more unbeaten by
Ausfailure in a major tournament the powerful England team readies
itself to beat Ausfailure in the Four Nations Final next week.
Ausfailure were once more crying foul over having to play England.
"Crikey dick Shag" said one of their smallest forwards, "if these poms
can knock off the World Champion New Zealanders they are going to
waltz in playing a bunch of softcoc#s like Ausfailure" he sobbed.
Sources inside the paranoid Ausfailure camp even suggested New Zealand
deliberately threw the match, effectively a semi final, in order to
give England a chance to beat Ausfailure again.
England lowered the Ausfailure shorts in last years World Cup
tournament beating them soundly in Sydney.
The Kiwis refused to be drawn on the Ausfailure suggestions that they
rigged the outcome of the match to further frustrate Ausfailure's
attempts to actually beat New Zealand at something.
Team sources suggested anyone making such a suggestion must be on
drugs.
"If some loser suggested that I'd rewind the video footage and see if
there was any sign of white powder in their nostrils" said a Kiwi.
England are playing outstanding football at present and thoroughly
deserve their place in the final, unlike their opponents Ausfailure.
Tournament organizers were disappointed that the final included
Ausfailure.
"We'd like to have the two best teams out there competing in the final
but sadly Ausfailure will be there so we'll just have to go with what
we've got" said Ray Zerblade on behalf of the sponsor.
Meanwhile Ausfailure are sh!tting themselves leading up to the final.
They have played abysmally as usual and have been unable to cheat as
much as they would like.
"We had hoped to beat France by 50 like the World Champs did last week
but we are simply not up to that standard" said a source close to a
source.
Ausfailure's beleaguered coach Tim Sheens confirmed that Ausfailure
'played like crap' against New Zealand and no one is suggesting they
have improved since then.
The English team are thrilled to have a chance to beat Ausfailure
again, this time at home in front of a record crowd.
Ausfailure are not giving up hope just yet and it is understood that
the team will watch Trainspotting, a film about a group of losers
suffering from long term drug abuse, before going out and losing the
final.
In the film one junkie sh!ts the bed after failing to be able to get
it up with a slapper.
"I love movies that remind me of home' said a member of the Kangalose
team.
Bluey Crackersport
Ausfailure's Number 1 Sports Reporter
www.crackersport.com
Awesome Bro n Co
<ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote:
> Left whimpering and impotent by World Champion Rugby League team
Sorry to interrupt your rant here Gramps, but you have piss streaming
down your leg.
I'm shuddering at the thought of how much money you lost last night.
Especially considering your debts.
I keep telling you not to gamble, but you won't listen.
Yet another forlorn Xmas for the grandkids coming up.
AB
alvey
Awwww. Wassamatter loser? Are you being ignored in all your usual groups?
alvey
in briz, exercising the dill file.
Stomper
Luckily nobody here, or even most of the rest of the world, give two
hoots about this second rate game.
Karl aka Stomper
Oswald P Wrong
>
>"Bluey Crackersport" <ossie...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
>news:ksobf59bj3jakkdqd...@4ax.com...
>I see, at least the sheep shaggers went home with cocks in their hands to
>show what they achieved in the 4 nations comp, just in time too for the
>lambing season, some nice young fresh meat to take their frustrations out
>on.
>
Oh wow, that's really hilarious material. Did you make all that up by
yourself? Amazing.
Can I try to be as original as you now?
Thanks.
If ASR-Hell Was The SIMPSONS
Simpson Character - ASR-Hell Name
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - Slippery Sam
Grampa Abraham Simpson - Mike Burke
Marge Simpson - Merinella Zimb
Ned Flanders - Ian Stewart
Krusty The Clown - Qu0ll
Waylon Smithers - Here's Johnny
Moe Szyslak - coops
Barney Gumble - joebee
Mr Burns - Chris Parslow
Clancy Wiggum - GV
Kent Brockman - Bluey Crackersport
Mayor Joe Quimby - Oswald P Wrong
Otto Mann - Coxy
Itchy & Scratchy - Awesome Bro
Sideshow Bob - Earnest The Sheep
Thanks for the chomp though, one and all.
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Chris Parslow
<ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote:
> On Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:25:37 GMT, "joebee" <joe...@home.com> wrote:
>
Excellent!!