Where is everybody?

Uncle Dave

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Dec 25, 2009, 7:34:31 AM12/25/09

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I get a bit of time off and so I come along to see what's happening in
the old homestead and what do I find? Nothing! There's no rugby on
today, so it can't be that...

UD

didgerman

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Dec 25, 2009, 8:39:18 AM12/25/09

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I opened my presents, had breakfast, bucks fizz, then had a snooze.
Right now, I'm sitting here with my hair crimped, kids.....

Chris Parslow

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Dec 26, 2009, 3:17:10 AM12/26/09

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Spent all day fixing fucking computers, something I am particularly
ill-qualified and generally unwilling to do. Fuggen poor way to
spend Boxing Day.

Anyhow, hope you have an enjoyable time...

CP

BrritSki

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Dec 26, 2009, 7:38:35 AM12/26/09

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Hair ? Looxury.

didgerman

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Dec 26, 2009, 6:21:04 PM12/26/09

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It was mainly round the back of my head. People think my hair is falling
out, but actually I'm constantly very surprised.....

Simon S-B

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Dec 27, 2009, 12:05:27 PM12/27/09

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"didgerman" <didg...@rfu.com> wrote in message
news:hh65p5$t4e$1...@news.eternal-september.org...

My pillowcase needs changing far more often these days.

Mike

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Dec 27, 2009, 5:19:36 PM12/27/09

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Teeth marks?

Mike

Klitty

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Dec 27, 2009, 5:30:24 PM12/27/09

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Mike <mikelovescham...@googlemail.com> writes:

nah, he changes it with his pyjamas and quilt cover whenever there's a
new forward picked for England. I believe his "Big Joe Worsley" matching
flannel set never got opened :-;

Uncle Dave

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Dec 28, 2009, 7:16:59 AM12/28/09

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On Dec 27, 10:30 pm, Klitty <mitti...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Mike <mikeloveschampagneandru...@googlemail.com> writes:
> > Simon S-B wrote:
>

> >> "didgerman" <didger...@rfu.com> wrote in message

"Quilt cover"? Have you not discovered duvets yet?!

UD

Klitty

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Dec 28, 2009, 7:34:27 AM12/28/09

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Uncle Dave <david...@t-online.de> writes:

Is a "continental quilt" not the same as a duvet?

Uncle Dave

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Dec 28, 2009, 7:42:31 AM12/28/09

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On Dec 28, 12:34 pm, Klitty <mitti...@gmail.com> wrote:

Ah. I see...

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Greig Blanchett

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Dec 29, 2009, 4:32:45 AM12/29/09

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Duvet?

Bleedin' DUVET?!

I bet you're the kind of bloke what calls a bacon and egg pie a
quiche, and all.

--
greig

Klitty

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Dec 29, 2009, 4:41:46 AM12/29/09

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Greig Blanchett <gre...@nNzOrSfPu.AcMom> writes:

You know. I bet he does. And he gladly eats ones made by the "Gay
couple" who just opened up the local Brasserie ....

Uncle Dave

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Dec 29, 2009, 12:32:55 PM12/29/09

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There is a world of difference between a bacon and egg pie and a
quiche. Evidently, you have not encountered one of my wife's quiches
for if you had you wouldn't be so flippant. Now go to your bacon and
egg pie. Why not have some of those frozen yorkshire puddings with
it? You might as well ya poor, undernourished sap. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha "bacon and egg pie" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.

UD