Ausfailure Grovels For Home Ref
Bluey Crackersport
After spending the last 12 months whinging about the Australian born
ref who controlled their predictable world cup final loss to New
Zealand, Ausfailure are again groveling for a ref from Ausfailure to
help them beat the powerhouse England team that dealt to the Kiwis
last week.
Clearly the green and yellow cowards from Ausfailure can see
themselves being relegated to third place after losing to England and
are doing all they can to get a much needed leg up in the final.
Ausfailure have failed to beat their opponents in 3 of the last 3
finals when the full time hooter blew.
World champion whiner Tim Sheens argued that a neutral ref was not
something Ausfailure could cope with. Neutral referees were used in
all of New Zealand's game in the Four Nations tournament.
"It's become a political thing, no doubt. I'd obviously be in favour
of the Australian referee" admitted Sheens
"It's not about having a neutral referee it's about having a good
referee." Sheens alleged
However Sheens tripped himself up with this loser argument given that
the form referee is Steve Ganson.
"It's got to go to the form referee, and for me that's Steve Ganson,"
RFL referees boss Stuart Cummings told The Guardian.
"He's the most experienced international referee in the world, and
he'll certainly get my vote for the final. We have to remember that
the NRL referees are now used to working with somebody else."
Cummings is 150% correct. Ausfailure referees share the workload with
two referees in their games but deny this is a result of laziness and
a lack of work ethic by a nation of bludgers.
Oswald P Wrong, noted anthropologist world famous for his studies of
primitive races said it was not surprising that Ausfailure wanted a
home grown referee.
"Certain groups of primates can only function properly when grouped
together with their own kind" he said.
"Baboons, Orangutans, chimpanzees and Aussies fall into this category"
Wrong explained.
"Aussies like to think they are king of the jungle and introducing an
intelligent life form into their midst can cause serious feelings of
insecurity which often sees irrational and violent outburst from the
lead apes" he said.
"Just ask Ashley Klein" Wrong concluded.
Meanwhile Ausfailure captain Darren Lockyer was full of praise for New
Zealand.
"The World Cup will always be with New Zealand until the next one is
played. It's like England winning the Ashes." he said
Ausfailure lost the ashes again to England this year in an
embarrassingly poor final.
The skipper also revealed he had serious doubts about whether
Australia would make the decider after their 20-all draw with New
Zealand in their opening match of the tournament.
This will come as no surprise to readers of crackersport.com
Bluey Crackersport said as much after Ausfailure once more failed to
beat New Zealand in the opening game of the tournament.
This will the fourth consecutive major tournament where Ausfailure has
failed to beat New Zealand when the full time hooter blows in a final.
But Lockyer's admission is the first sign we have seen of Ausfailure
facing reality for some time. He is admitting that England are good
enough to beat Ausfailure again and it's not often we see the captain
of Ausfailure predicting another inevitable loss.
No wonder Sheens want to add a bit of insurance.
Bluey Crackersport
Ausfailure's Number 1 Sports Reporter
www.crackersport.com
Andrew Dunford
"Bluey Crackersport" <ossie...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
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Stop posting this crap to the rugby newsgroup - nobody there gives a shit.
Andrew
Mike Rotch
"Andrew Dunford" <adun...@artifax.net> wrote in message
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Oswalp P Wrong
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>"Bluey Crackersport" <ossie...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
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>Stop posting this crap to the arse bandit ruggeroid newsgroup - nobody there can read.
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>Andrew
Oh I'm sorry. I will stop annoying you then.
No really.
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You're in the Wrong newsgroup
couchpotatoe
<ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote:
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> >Stop posting this crap to the arse bandit ruggeroid newsgroup - nobody there can read.
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I think you may have put your finger on the issue here ossie.
Greig Blanchett
I suppose it's amusing to some in much the same way that Morrissey and
his Daisy Cutter Sports is amusing. To some.
Saaaayy ... you're not ...?
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greig
Chris Parslow
> On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:13:41 +1300, Oswalp P Wrong
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> <ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote:
> >On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:18:23 +1300, "Andrew Dunford"
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> >>"Bluey Crackersport" <ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
> >>news:7esjf5d3kdlrpfj6o...@4ax.com...
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> >>Stop posting this crap to the arse bandit ruggeroid newsgroup - nobody there can read.
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> >>Andrew
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> >Oh I'm sorry. I will stop annoying you then.
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> >No really.
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> >You're in the Wrong newsgroup
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> I suppose it's amusing to some in much the same way that Morrissey and
> his Daisy Cutter Sports is amusing. To some.
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> Saaaayy ... you're not ...?
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> greig
No. He's not. Unless you think Mr Breen is really a kiwi...
CP