(OT) Wobby obviously did not follow Fat Chad's advice

[Scott Oof]

1. Move out of mom's house.

No woman wants to date a guy in his mid-30s who is still under the
watchful eye of El Madre. You're not Jewish, and it's not endearing or
cute; it's creepy. You can get a decent apartment and live how you
choose
with no oversight. Decorate it how you like! Have your own bathroom!

2. Buy your own clothes.

No woman wants to date a guy in his mid-30s who still has his mom buy
clothes for him. You can subscribe to a monthly service that helps you
expand your wardrobe. If you own any "tighty-whities", set them on
fire
and buy underwear that an actual well-adjusted adult male would wear.

3. Cultivate some culture in your life.

Use Coursera or classes at your local community college. Buy a
nice sound
system and listen to better music. Program your local NPR station
on your
car stereo. Don't be afraid to watch PBS or TED Talks. Pick up a
turntable and spin some vinyl. Embrace the classics - Dave Brubeck
& John
Coltrane will never do you wrong.

4. Buy a pair of Florsheim boots.

They cost a bit more than the average shoe. They're worth it.

5. Learn to cook well.

You'll eat better, and be that much more impressive in polite company.

6. Read more.

Get a library card or a Kindle. Once again, search out the classics.
Subscribe to decent magazines like Esquire or Utne Reader. They're
informative *and* decorative. (OTOH, stay away from garbage like
Maxim.
You're not a dudebro, are you?)

7. Don't listen to shiftless losers like "Unifarva" or "%".

They've never gone anywhere in life. Don't YOU want to go somewhere in
life?

8. Never, EVER attempt to speak to Lisa/"Meangirl" ever again.

You creeped her out. She doesn't like you. For you, she's a lost
cause.
Move forward.

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On Tuesday, May 2, 2017 at 4:25:26 PM UTC-4, Scott Oof wrote:



Hi, Chadlee.