Drugs will turn you into a fat, paranoid punching bag

[The Brad]

[22:01] -Dave_Z:@#rspwtalk- jeez chad is thick he can't see a joke a
mile away
[22:01] -> Ops #rspwtalk: yes, he is also fat
[22:01] <chad_bryant> maybe he could even start putting the sayings on
his trunks again
[22:01] -Dave_Z:@#rspwtalk- yes and he is also a bad father
[22:01] <chad_bryant> like he did in '94
[22:01] <chad_bryant> "JUST WIN BABY"
[22:01] <chad_bryant> "DRAGONSLAYER"
[22:01] <[Drazic]> he needs different music too
[22:02] <[Drazic]> dragonslayer, yeah that was cool
[22:02] *TentaclePorn RSPWtalk* I bet he smells bad too
[22:02] <chad_bryant> hey, WWF owns all of WCW's sh1t now
[22:02] -> Ops #rspwtalk: and he lies
[22:02] <chad_bryant> fire up the old Stunning Steve music
[22:02] <chad_bryant> or get Jim Johnston to update it
[22:02] <chad_bryant> I'd mark like a pedo in a pre-school for that
[22:02] <TentaclePorn> all you have to have him do is actually
'wretle' the crowd hates anyone that has talent
[22:02] -> Ops #rspwtalk: omg
[22:02] -> Ops #rspwtalk: what a hiporcrite
[22:03] *TentaclePorn RSPWtalk* isn't that against his religion to say
stuff like that
[22:03] -Dave_Z:@#rspwtalk- chad's dennis miller ripoffs are
disturbing
[22:03] *** [Drazic] changes topic to '<chad_bryant> I'd mark like a
pedo in a pre-school for that'
[22:03] <chad_bryant> mizark
[22:03] <[Drazic]> yes chad
[22:03] <TentaclePorn> cizunt
[22:03] <[Drazic]> i am a mark
[22:03] <[Drazic]> yawn
[22:03] <Dave_Z> yeah you say disturbing things and we ar "mizarks"
[22:04] <[Drazic]> "haha, i worked you into putting something into the
topic"
[22:04] <chad_bryant> yep, you're catching on
[22:04] <[Drazic]> ugh, shut up man
[22:04] <[Drazic]> for once i wasnt even mocking you
[22:04] <[Drazic]> but now i shall
[22:04] <chad_bryant> uh huh
[22:04] <TentaclePorn> go moonsault into a pile of bricks
[22:04] <chad_bryant> ouch
[22:04] -> Ops #rspwtalk: lets make him freakout again
[22:04] <TentaclePorn> I moonsaulted
[22:04] <chad_bryant> that would hurt
[22:05] -> Ops #rspwtalk: freeeeakout
[22:05] -Dave_Z:@#rspwtalk- yes but how this time?
[22:05] -> Ops #rspwtalk: dave, you are usually a good insigator
[22:05] *TentaclePorn RSPWtalk* oh boy here comes Krispy
[22:05] *** Joins: [K]rusty
[22:05] <[Drazic]> K~
[22:05] <TentaclePorn> hi Krusty
[22:05] *** [Drazic] sets mode: +o [K]rusty
[22:05] <[K]rusty> hey draz!
[22:05] <[K]rusty> tp
[22:05] -Dave_Z:@#rspwtalk- yeah but i need a good thing to start on
[22:05] *** Dave_Z sets mode: +o [EDC]_IS_DEAD
[22:06] <TentaclePorn> hi
[22:06] *TentaclePorn RSPWtalk* hmmmmmmmmmmmm
[22:06] -> Ops #rspwtalk: call him a fatty
[22:06] *TentaclePorn RSPWtalk* ror
[22:06] -> Ops #rspwtalk: ask about a previous lie
[22:06] *TentaclePorn RSPWtalk* what about his website saying he
weighs 205
[22:06] <[K]rusty> man, I'm so not slammed at work
[22:06] <Dave_Z> so chad tell us about the time your high school
tapped your phone line
[22:06] <TentaclePorn> ror
[22:06] -> Ops #rspwtalk: haha, good one man
[22:07] <[Drazic]> ugh
[22:07] <[Drazic]> i had too many pain pills today
[22:07] <[Drazic]> i think i will pull a louis
[22:07] <TentaclePorn> your high school tapped you phone line?
[22:07] <TentaclePorn> a Louis Cypher?
[22:07] <TentaclePorn> a Louis Tulley
[22:07] <[Drazic]> spiccoli
[22:07] <[Drazic]> tulley, loh
[22:07] <TentaclePorn> I know
[22:07] <[Drazic]> cmon The Chad, tell us
[22:07] <Dave_Z> Mr_420> <chadbryant> I KNOW my phone has been tapped
in the past
[22:07] <Dave_Z> <Mr_420> <chadbryant> my HS had my phone tapped
[22:07] <TentaclePorn> lol
[22:07] <Dave_Z> thats from a august '98 log
[22:08] <[Drazic]> dave is a fountain of loggage
[22:08] <TentaclePorn> why did they tap your phone?
[22:08] * [K]rusty wonders when his pr0n dvd arrives
[22:08] <chad_bryant> not the HS, per se
[22:08] <chad_bryant> but one of the administrators
[22:08] <[Drazic]> why were you being tapped?
[22:08] <[Drazic]> are you The Chad Bryant, Superspy?
[22:08] <TentaclePorn> why were they tapping you?
[22:08] <chad_bryant> very long story
[22:08] <[K]rusty> <homer>mmmmmm...multicamera angles...mmmm</homer>
[22:08] <[Drazic]> tell us
[22:08] <[Drazic]> we have aaaaaaaaaaall night
[22:08] * [Drazic] taps his foot
[22:08] <TentaclePorn> Were you plotting a covert Communist takeover
of the school?
[22:09] <chad_bryant> you'd have to be familiar w/ the people
involved, which you're not
[22:09] <[Drazic]> was it beth frindell?
[22:09] <chad_bryant> no
[22:09] <Dave_Z> so did this HS administrator just go and tap your
phone line on their own, or did they hire the stonemasons to do it?
[22:09] <TentaclePorn> and how could a school administrator get the
authorization to tap a line
[22:09] <chad_bryant> they didn't
[22:09] <[Drazic]> so what kind of super secret stuff do you say on
the phone?
[22:09] <chad_bryant> we started getting a ton of line noise
[22:09] <chad_bryant> so we called the telco
[22:09] <chad_bryant> they came out and looked
[22:10] -Dave_Z:@#rspwtalk- paranoia~~~~~
[22:10] *** Quits: Fro (f...@wi-84-24.willkie.indiana.edu ) (Write
Error: Connection reset by peer )
[22:10] <chad_bryant> then they had a sh1tfit because someone had
tampered with the junction box
[22:10] <Dave_Z> <telephone guy> looks like the work of a high school
administrator to me
[22:10] <TentaclePorn> lol
[22:10] <TentaclePorn> tampered with?
[22:10] <chad_bryant> in which they found a nice little device
[22:10] *** Joins: Fro` (f...@wi-84-24.willkie.indiana.edu)
[22:10] *** [Drazic] sets mode: +o Fro`
[22:10] <TentaclePorn> You were trying to get free phone service
[22:10] <[K]rusty> fro
[22:11] <chad_bryant> nope
[22:11] <chad_bryant> it was a bug
[22:11] <[K]rusty> you see my reply to your post?
[22:11] <TentaclePorn> roror
[22:11] -Dave_Z:@#rspwtalk- omg this is hilarious
[22:11] <TentaclePorn> YOU LIES TO ME
[22:11] <[Drazic]> were you having phonesex back in those days, or it
that a more recent thing?
[22:11] <Dave_Z> what sort of "bug" was it chad?
[22:11] <TentaclePorn> like a grasshopper?
[22:11] <chad_bryant> with a nice thumbprint from one of the HS campus
rent-a-cops
[22:11] <TentaclePorn> roror
[22:11] -> Ops #rspwtalk: this is shaping up to be an all time classic
log
[22:11] <TentaclePorn> thumbprint?
[22:11] <[Drazic]> ?o?
[22:11] <chad_bryant> who was promptly fired when we pressed charges
[22:11] -Dave_Z:@#rspwtalk- right this is after they fingerprinted all
the campus cops
[22:11] <[Drazic]> so why did he bug you?
[22:11] <[Drazic]> ANSWER ME
[22:11] <chad_bryant> he pleaded guilty, but refused to tell why he
did it
[22:12] <Dave_Z> wow this one goes all the way to the top
[22:12] <TentaclePorn> so they found this bug. Then they said "This
has to be someone from the school" and they fingerprinted everyone?
[22:12] <[Drazic]> chad, you have been in as many lawsuits as pee
diddly
[22:12] <chad_bryant> no, the cops started asking neighbors questions
[22:12] <[Drazic]> did they take dna from the phone to make sure it
wasnt The Zodiac
[22:12] <TentaclePorn> haha
[22:12] <TentaclePorn> the Zodiac~! (n. Bruti)
[22:12] <chad_bryant> the neighbors reported seeing the campus cop's
car on my street several times when the line noise started
[22:13] <chad_bryant> I've never been involved with a law suit, Draz
[22:13] <[Drazic]> what about the shoplifting?
[22:13] <[Drazic]> when you got $40,000k
[22:13] <[Drazic]> oops
[22:13] <[Drazic]> 40k
[22:13] <TentaclePorn> so if this is all true, why were they tapping
you. In a nutshell.
[22:13] <chad_bryant> they thought I was dealing drugs
[22:14] <TentaclePorn> haha
[22:14] <[Drazic]> what about the shoplifting?
[22:14] <TentaclePorn> but a school security guy did it and not a
policeman
[22:14] <chad_bryant> because I had a cordless phone & a pager
[22:14] <[Drazic]> ?o?
[22:14] <[Drazic]> like that chick on the real world
[22:14] <Dave_Z> derek b is rolling over in his grave
[22:14] <[Drazic]> obscure reference~
[22:14] <chad_bryant> the 'shoplifting' BS didn't go to court
[22:14] <[Drazic]> ?o?
[22:15] <TentaclePorn> why wouldn't they call the police? Everytme
drugs were thought to be around in our school the cops were involved
[22:15] <TentaclePorn> not any loser rent-a-cop
[22:15] <Dave_Z> because TP you are talking about stuff that ACTUALLY
HAPPENS
[22:15] <chad_bryant> because the idiots at my HS liked playing cops &
robbers, for the most part
[22:15] <TentaclePorn> oh yeah
[22:15] <TentaclePorn> I forgot
[22:15] <TentaclePorn> dreams != reality
[22:16] <TentaclePorn> I keep forgetting
[22:16] <chad_bryant> LOL...if you think a HS administrator isn't
capable of pulling crazy stunts, you have lived a sheltered life
[22:16] <[Drazic]> the toy cows here are small, the ones outside are
*far-away*
[22:16] <[Drazic]> i am a sheltered limey :(
[22:16] <[Drazic]> i never had my phone tapped
[22:16] <Dave_Z> righ chad
[22:16] <Dave_Z> go back to the gutters of buckingham palace
[22:16] <TentaclePorn> I dont know about a administrator but I bet an
assistant comptroller could pull lots of stuff
[22:16] <chad_bryant> my HS assumed that anyone ever seen w/ a pager
was a drug dealer
[22:16] <[Drazic]> although the fbi have tunneled under my floorboards
[22:17] <[Drazic]> why did you have a oager?
[22:17] <Dave_Z> that's what comptrolling is all about tp
[22:17] <[Drazic]> incase max needed phonesex real quick?
[22:17] <Dave_Z> that and presenting oversized novelty cheques
[22:17] <TentaclePorn> yes
[22:17] <chad_bryant> because I was working for my uncle, and he gave
me one
[22:17] <Dave_Z> you were the man from UNCLE?
[22:17] <[Drazic]> uncle same?
[22:17] <[Drazic]> sam
[22:17] <TentaclePorn> Uncle Kracka
[22:17] <[Drazic]> uncle tom
[22:17] <Dave_Z> uncle ben
[22:17] <[Drazic]> god
[22:18] <[Drazic]> you were working for meth
[22:18] <[Drazic]> it all makes sense
[22:18] <[Drazic]> IT ALL FITD
[22:18] <TentaclePorn> Uncle Fukka
[22:18] <[Drazic]> FITS
[22:18] <chad_bryant> no, I don't wax Randy Berkland's Pinto
[22:18] <[Drazic]> obsession reference #1
[22:18] <TentaclePorn> [chad_bryant] no, I wax Randy Berkland's helmet
[22:18] -> Ops #rspwtalk: $5 a "pedo stevie" comment is on its way
[22:18] <chad_bryant> LOL
[22:19] -Dave_Z:@#rspwtalk- we've got to the point where playing with
chad is like the part in the matrix at the end where they figure out
how to manipulate the matrix
[22:19] <Dave_Z> TP you mizark
[22:19] <[Drazic]> chad, take the blue pill, youre not the one
[22:19] *TentaclePorn RSPWtalk* except that Chad is waaaaaaaaaaay
bigger than the Matrix
[22:19] <TentaclePorn> yes I am
[22:19] <chad_bryant> no pills for me, but thanks anyway
[22:19] <Dave_Z> you got sucked in to chad's pathetic stories ha ha
stupid
[22:19] <[Drazic]> uh oh, i hope nobody sees this log
[22:20] <TentaclePorn> I know
[22:20] <[Drazic]> people will thnk i am a drug dealer and tap my
phone
[22:20] <Dave_Z> chad doesn't do pills
[22:20] <chad_bryant> can I be serious for a second?
[22:20] <[Drazic]> i meant blue penis
[22:20] <Dave_Z> he's more of a cooker and a snorter
[22:20] <TentaclePorn> wait, I see a Yellow Cab out by my phone box
[22:20] <[Drazic]> sure lance
[22:20] <TentaclePorn> I think they are tapping my line
[22:20] * [Drazic] rises for the utah national anthem
[22:20] <[Drazic]> that pizza van has been there all week
[22:21] <Dave_Z> I think RIAA is tapping my modem because i use
napster
[22:21] <chad_bryant> normally, I wouldn't care what the majority of
you think about something I say
[22:21] <[Drazic]> oh, they just drove off
[22:21] <[Drazic]> troll
[22:21] <chad_bryant> but I will say something in regards to this
[22:21] -> Ops #rspwtalk: lunatic
[22:21] <TentaclePorn> Maybe D_Law's postman was really stealing his
DVD's all this time.
[22:21] <TentaclePorn> I think we were all wrong
[22:21] <[Drazic]> its all inter-connected
[22:21] <Dave_Z> yeah
[22:21] <Dave_Z> i seen some black helicopters killing cows too
[22:22] <[Drazic]> yeah, then flying into loch ness
[22:22] <TentaclePorn> OH NO. HENRY KISSINGER, THE HEAD OF THE
ILLUMINATI, IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
[22:22] <TentaclePorn> wait
[22:22] <Dave_Z> yeah thats where sasquatch was riding nessie in a
fight against oogooppoogoo being ridden by the jersey devil
[22:22] <TentaclePorn> Chad needs to finish
[22:22] <chad_bryant> if you honestly think that a school
administrator would never over-step legal and ethical boundaries in a
crazed campaign of 'law & order', you haven't been in a public school
lately
[22:22] <[Drazic]> but if i had been in a public school, you would
call me a pedo or something
[22:23] <[Drazic]> you paranoid lunatic
[22:23] <chad_bryant> administrators are in such a fit over
'security', they're doing outrageous things
[22:23] <TentaclePorn> Where does on eaquire a phone tap?
[22:23] <TentaclePorn> aquire?
[22:23] <[Drazic]> and were you dealing drugs?
[22:23] <TentaclePorn> I mean you can just go to the hardware store
and get one
[22:23] <[Drazic]> i bet youve taken more than your share of illegal
substances in your time chad
[22:23] <chad_bryant> and the students are left with little or no
rights that they're guaranteed by our Constitution
[22:23] -> Ops #rspwtalk: lets get a few druglies
[22:23] <chad_bryant> Draz: I've used, but never sold
[22:23] -> Ops #rspwtalk: lets get a few drug-lies
[22:24] -> Ops #rspwtalk: ror
[22:24] <[Drazic]> used what?
[22:24] <Dave_Z> did you snort coke off a black chick's ass once?
[22:24] <[Drazic]> heroin~
[22:24] <chad_bryant> and as far as a tap goes, there are places you
can go to get them
[22:24] <chad_bryant> pot & cocaine, actually
[22:24] <[Drazic]> wow, big man
[22:24] <[Drazic]> isnt that against your religion?
[22:24] <chad_bryant> and I'm not proud, and I wouldn't tell anyone to
do it
[22:25] <Dave_Z> everything chad does is against his religion
[22:25] <[Drazic]> filthy cocaine abuser
[22:25] <TentaclePorn> cmon, I used to take a hit off the bong and
snort a line to get going in the morning. WHat real drugs have you
done?
[22:25] <[Drazic]> did you drop acid with paul heyman
[22:25] <[Drazic]> oh wait
[22:25] <TentaclePorn> pcp?
[22:25] <TentaclePorn> lsd?
[22:25] <[Drazic]> thats the other guy
[22:25] <TentaclePorn> Ketamine?
[22:26] <chad_bryant> the rent-a-cop that pulled the stunt was a
retired sheriff's deputy...those guys can get their hands on anything
[22:26] <[Drazic]> i never even sipped alcohol
[22:26] <chad_bryant> nope, just pot & coke
[22:26] <[Drazic]> only drug i ever took was painkillers
[22:26] <TentaclePorn> crap
[22:26] <TentaclePorn> I must leave
[22:26] <chad_bryant> which I haven't touched in almost 10 years
[22:26] <[Drazic]> so how old were you?
[22:26] <Dave_Z> so you did coke when you were 12?
[22:26] <TentaclePorn> so you were 12 when you did coke?
[22:26] <TentaclePorn> ror
[22:26] -> Ops #rspwtalk: some more to add to the list huh
[22:27] -> Ops #rspwtalk: Chads Big Book Of Lies just got another 3
chapters
[22:27] <chad_bryant> I'll be 25 in May
[22:27] <[Drazic]> must...reappraise...lie
[22:27] <chad_bryant> do the math
[22:27] <TentaclePorn> ok so you were 15?
[22:27] <[Drazic]> like 15 is any better
[22:27] <TentaclePorn> lol
[22:27] <Dave_Z> was this before or after you had a 3 way whilst
drinking zima?
[22:27] <[Drazic]> what kind of crackhouse did you grow up in
[22:27] <chad_bryant> LOL
[22:27] <TentaclePorn> no, this was after his teacher gave him head
[22:28] <TentaclePorn> in 4th grade
[22:28] <chad_bryant> drugs are out there, if you want them
[22:28] <[Drazic]> if you want them, you are weak
[22:28] <chad_bryant> it wasn't a teacher
[22:28] <chad_bryant> ewwww
[22:28] <Dave_Z> did you steal money from that person you babysat for
to supply your coke habit?
[22:28] *** Parts: TentaclePorn (____@209.131.227.142)
[22:28] <[Drazic]> beth frindell
[22:28] <chad_bryant> no, I didn't have a habit
[22:28] <[K]rusty> yeah
[22:28] <[K]rusty> drugs are out there
[22:28] <[K]rusty> if you want them
[22:28] <[Drazic]> but you snorted coke when you were 15
[22:28] <[Drazic]> ?o?
[22:28] <[Drazic]> anything is out there if you want it bad enough,
that isnt an excuse
[22:28] <[K]rusty> I just thought I'd add to the conversation
[22:29] <chad_bryant> just say 'lol', Draz
[22:29] <[Drazic]> uh, no
[22:29] <Dave_Z> yeah drowsy
[22:29] <chad_bryant> no need for cute inside jokes that 2 people get
[22:29] <Dave_Z> you stupid limey
[22:29] <[Drazic]> he will be calling me "virgin" next huh
[22:30] <chad_bryant> shut up jealous virgins

[]v[etaphoid]

The Brad was thinking very hard :

ROFL!

[]v[etaphoid]

The Brad was thinking very hard :

Ahh-huh!

So this is why you think I'm Zimmermann? One of the evil henchmen who
laid the "my school super wire tapped my phone" trap...

[]v[etaphoid]

The Brad wrote :

Zimmermann strikes again!