> Lol this guy knows nothing about my life
>
(1) You're celibate
(2) You're lacking a college education
(3) You desperately cling to Biblical mythology
(4) Your conservative worldview is a product of your lack of
proper education
(5) You work in an unskilled occupation
(6) You live with your Bible-banging mother
(7) No one in your immediate family has a proper college education
(8) You have no children
(9) You have no fashion sense
(10) You look like you stepped out of the 90s, e.g. dated
hairstyle, glasses, lack of facial hair, etc.
(11) You have an odd fetish for terrible 80s music
(12) You eat food more suitable for a child
(13) Your gut indicates that you are overweight stemming from your
aforementioned poor diet
(14) You lack age appropriate social and interpersonal skills
(15) You are uncultured and unsophisticated