Open Message to Tamara "Sunny" Sytch
Ted Haliburton Burton
Dear Tammy:
I'm a huge fan of yours. I am a 28 year old male who loves watching
you whenever you appear on Raw and other WWF programming. You are,
without a doubt the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth.
I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. I want to caress your white,
silky body as we make beautiful music together in the comfort of a
luxury suite. I plan on going to Boston for Wrestlemania. Email me
and maybe we can make arrangements to meet up. We could go out for
coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater
Boston Area.
Please don't discount me as just another "mark" fan. I have a Masters
in English, love writing poetry, and sitting by the fire next to a
beautiful lady. I am very romantic to say the least. I want you to
have the opportunity to feel the esctasy that is Ted Burton.
Hope to hear from you soon!
Sincerely yours,
Ted Burton
XxMr 420xX
ROFLMAO... now this guy REALLY needs help. Please reply and tell us this
wasn't a serious post. First, I doubt very seriously that Sunny reads this
newsgroup. Second, it sounds like YOU'RE the one "feeling the esctasy that is
Ted Burton". And finally, Sunny already told me that we're going out for
coffee after Wrestlemania... sorry chump ; )
>Dear Tammy:<BR>
><BR>
>I'm a huge fan of yours. I am a 28 year old male who loves watching<BR>
>you whenever you appear on Raw and other WWF programming. You are,<BR>
>without a doubt the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth.<BR>
><BR>
>I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. I want to caress your white,<BR>
>silky body as we make beautiful music together in the comfort of a<BR>
>luxury suite. I plan on going to Boston for Wrestlemania. Email me<BR>
>and maybe we can make arrangements to meet up. We could go out for<BR>
>coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater<BR>
>Boston Area.<BR>
><BR>
>Please don't discount me as just another "mark" fan. I have a Masters<BR>
>in English, love writing poetry, and sitting by the fire next to a<BR>
>beautiful lady. I am very romantic to say the least. I want you to<BR>
>have the opportunity to feel the esctasy that is Ted Burton.<BR>
><BR>
>Hope to hear from you soon!<BR>
><BR>
>Sincerely yours,<BR>
><BR>
>Ted Burton<BR>
Mr. 420 (Chris B.)
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Ted "Haliburton" Burton wrote in message <34ef2bf3...@203.116.75.66>...
>Dear Tammy:
>
>I'm a huge fan of yours. I am a 28 year old male who loves watching
>you whenever you appear on Raw and other WWF programming. You are,
>without a doubt the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth.
>
>I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. I want to caress your white,
>silky body as we make beautiful music together in the comfort of a
>luxury suite. I plan on going to Boston for Wrestlemania. Email me
>and maybe we can make arrangements to meet up. We could go out for
>coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater
>Boston Area.
>
>Please don't discount me as just another "mark" fan. I have a Masters
>in English, love writing poetry, and sitting by the fire next to a
>beautiful lady. I am very romantic to say the least. I want you to
>have the opportunity to feel the esctasy that is Ted Burton.
>
>Hope to hear from you soon!
>
>Sincerely yours,
>
>Ted Burton
Translation: I'm a sociopath and I'm going to kill you.
Henry Ford
MansonOzz
lol!!! hahaha...I give credit to this guy for his endeavor, but i doubt it'll
get him anywhere...is Sunny *engaged* or *married* to Chris Candido?? i know
its one of 'em...
SPIT4MONEY
He did say Open Message. But SUnny probably doesn't know what a computer is.
MAXtheAxJD
i think ol mr. haliburton just caught the limit, hook line and sinker...
THE ICON THAT CAN GO
SUNNY
>Dear Tammy:
>
>I'm a huge fan of yours. I am a 28 year old male who loves watching
>you whenever you appear on Raw and other WWF programming. You are,
>without a doubt the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth.
>
>I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. I want to caress your white,
>silky body as we make beautiful music together in the comfort of a
>luxury suite. I plan on going to Boston for Wrestlemania. Email me
>and maybe we can make arrangements to meet up. We could go out for
>coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater
>Boston Area.
>
>Please don't discount me as just another "mark" fan. I have a Masters
>in English, love writing poetry, and sitting by the fire next to a
>beautiful lady. I am very romantic to say the least. I want you to
>have the opportunity to feel the esctasy that is Ted Burton.
>
>Hope to hear from you soon!
>
>Sincerely yours,
>
>Ted Burton
FUCK OFF!!
yours truly, Sunny
Apu
Ted Haliburton Burton wrote:
> Dear Tammy:
>
> I'm a huge fan of yours. I am a 28 year old male who loves watching
> you whenever you appear on Raw and other WWF programming. You are,
> without a doubt the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth.
>
> I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. I want to caress your white,
> silky body as we make beautiful music together in the comfort of a
> luxury suite. I plan on going to Boston for Wrestlemania. Email me
> and maybe we can make arrangements to meet up. We could go out for
> coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater
> Boston Area.
>
> Please don't discount me as just another "mark" fan. I have a Masters
> in English, love writing poetry, and sitting by the fire next to a
> beautiful lady. I am very romantic to say the least. I want you to
> have the opportunity to feel the esctasy that is Ted Burton.
>
> Hope to hear from you soon!
Better hope Chris Candido ain't around
Red & Rusty
Chris, are you reading this?
Ted "Haliburton" Burton <tbu...@veltect.com> wrote in article
<34ef2bf3...@203.116.75.66>...
> Sincerely yours,
>
> Ted Burton
>
Hoss
This person claims to hold a Master's degree in English, yet I don't
think he would want me to whip out the red pencil and start marking up
his post.
Master's in English my ass.
Hoss
NYRanger81
SHE"S MARRIED TO SKIP, a.ka. CHRIS CANDIDO> TED < YOU ARE BIG DUFUS.
ONE who doesn't have masters in english.
Patrick
Apu wrote:
>
> Ted Haliburton Burton wrote:
>
> > Dear Tammy:
> >
> >
> >
> > Please don't discount me as just another "mark" fan. I have a Masters
> >
>
Why Candido is a shrimp. But, this guy has really got to pull his head
out of his ass.
Tona
BruiserB wrote:
>
> On Sat, 21 Feb 1998 19:33:09 GMT, tbu...@veltect.com (Ted
> "Haliburton" Burton) wrote:
>
>
>
> As much as your post warmed my heart, I still wouldn't piss on your
> head if your hair was on fire.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Sunny
>
> (posting from my honey BruiserB's account!)
:) LOL :)
Mark Roulley
I have a doctorate in lovemaking..But I like Candido so I wouldn't roll
him under the bus like that..
Jazzman
Sorry... just wanted to see what it looked like in print. Btw, where do you
get that Master's in English without studying grammar?
Patrick wrote in message <34EF66...@acs.tamu.edu>...
>Apu wrote:
>>
>> Ted Haliburton Burton wrote:
>>
>> > Dear Tammy:
>> >
>> > I'm a huge fan of yours. I am a 28 year old male who loves watching
>> > you whenever you appear on Raw and other WWF programming. You are,
>> > without a doubt the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth.
>> >
>> > I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. I want to caress your white,
>> > silky body as we make beautiful music together in the comfort of a
>> > luxury suite. I plan on going to Boston for Wrestlemania. Email me
>> > and maybe we can make arrangements to meet up. We could go out for
>> > coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater
>> > Boston Area.
>> >
>> > Please don't discount me as just another "mark" fan. I have a Masters
>> > in English, love writing poetry, and sitting by the fire next to a
>> > beautiful lady. I am very romantic to say the least. I want you to
>> > have the opportunity to feel the esctasy that is Ted Burton.
>> >
>> > Hope to hear from you soon!
>>
Jazzman
He's not just another "mark" fan.
Danny Petty
Patrick wrote:
>
> Apu wrote:
> >
> > Ted Haliburton Burton wrote:
> >
> > > Dear Tammy:
> > >
> > > I'm a huge fan of yours. I am a 28 year old male who loves watching
> > > you whenever you appear on Raw and other WWF programming. You are,
> > > without a doubt the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth.
> > >
> > > I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. I want to caress your white,
> > > silky body as we make beautiful music together in the comfort of a
> > > luxury suite. I plan on going to Boston for Wrestlemania. Email me
> > > and maybe we can make arrangements to meet up. We could go out for
> > > coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater
> > > Boston Area.
> > >
> > > Please don't discount me as just another "mark" fan. I have a Masters
> > > in English, love writing poetry, and sitting by the fire next to a
> > > beautiful lady. I am very romantic to say the least. I want you to
> > > have the opportunity to feel the esctasy that is Ted Burton.
> > >
> > > Hope to hear from you soon!
> >
> > Better hope Chris Candido ain't around
>
> Why Candido is a shrimp. But, this guy has really got to pull his head
> out of his ass.
letter?
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Jason Hartl
Sorry Ted, Chef from South Park is gonna make sweet love to Sunny in
front of the fireplace.
Michael Cloutier
This guy has to be the dumbest fuck on the internet.
Rob Blake
Ted Haliburton Burton wrote:
>
> Dear Tammy:
>
> I'm a huge fan of yours. I am a 28 year old male who loves watching
> you whenever you appear on Raw and other WWF programming. You are,
> without a doubt the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth.
>
> I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. I want to caress your white,
> silky body as we make beautiful music together in the comfort of a
> luxury suite. I plan on going to Boston for Wrestlemania. Email me
> and maybe we can make arrangements to meet up. We could go out for
> coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater
> Boston Area.
>
> Please don't discount me as just another "mark" fan. I have a Masters
> in English, love writing poetry, and sitting by the fire next to a
> beautiful lady. I am very romantic to say the least. I want you to
> have the opportunity to feel the esctasy that is Ted Burton.
>
> Hope to hear from you soon!
>
>
> Ted Burton
I can't stop laughing....
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Chris L!
In article <34ef2bf3...@203.116.75.66>,
Ted "Haliburton" Burton <tbu...@veltect.com> wrote:
>the esctasy that is Ted Burton.
>
not dissimilar to the Cocoon of Horror that is Peter McNeeley.
-C
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>
>I'm a huge fan of yours. I am a 28 year old male who loves watching
>you whenever you appear on Raw and other WWF programming. You are,
>without a doubt the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth.
>
>I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. I want to caress your white,
>silky body as we make beautiful music together in the comfort of a
>luxury suite. I plan on going to Boston for Wrestlemania. Email me
>and maybe we can make arrangements to meet up. We could go out for
>coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater
>Boston Area.
>
>Please don't discount me as just another "mark" fan. I have a Masters
>in English, love writing poetry, and sitting by the fire next to a
>beautiful lady. I am very romantic to say the least. I want you to
>have the opportunity to feel the esctasy that is Ted Burton.
>
>Hope to hear from you soon!
>
>Sincerely yours,
>
>Ted Burton
a.k.a. South Park's 'Chef' !
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MansonOzz
her name is Tammy Fytch...not Sytch
post this again with the right name, so she knows its her!!!
=)
MansonOzz
>We could go out for
> >coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater
> >Boston Area.
you heard wrong...Boston coffee houses blow...then again, i'm yet to find a
good coffee house....
=Ş
Daniel Bradshaw
>Sorry Ted, Chef from South Park is gonna make sweet love to Sunny in
>front of the fireplace.
"Damn, Sunny, I just gave you sweet lovin' 5 minutes ago. Are you trying
to kill me?"
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Danny Petty wrote in message <34EF84...@earthlink.net>...
>Can anyone picture Barry White singing in the background throughout that
>letter?
Nah, Barry can actually turn women on. Maybe Barry *Manilow*.
nb, sneaking and starting rumors that me and Crow are the same guy - too bad
so few will really get it.
-=Zipp=-
I hate to tell you this...but Sunny's real last name is actually
Sytch.
-=Zipp=-
"If we really want to love, we must learn to forgive."- Mother Teresa
"There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love."- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Cyris J. Blackmon
I must say.. the posts in this thread have my sides splitting from
laughter.. let's keep this one alive for years.. LOL..
Cyris
Ted "Haliburton" Burton wrote in message <34ef2bf3...@203.116.75.66>...
>Dear Tammy:
*snip snip*
Ted Kruelski
Ted Haliburton Burton wrote:
>
> Dear Tammy:
>
> I'm a huge fan of yours. I am a 28 year old male who loves watching
> you whenever you appear on Raw and other WWF programming. You are,
> without a doubt the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth.
>
> I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. I want to caress your white,
> silky body as we make beautiful music together in the comfort of a
> luxury suite. I plan on going to Boston for Wrestlemania. Email me
> coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater
> Boston Area.
>
> in English, love writing poetry, and sitting by the fire next to a
> beautiful lady. I am very romantic to say the least. I want you to
> have the opportunity to feel the esctasy that is Ted Burton.
>
> Hope to hear from you soon!
>
> Sincerely yours,
>
> Ted Burton
Let's all review that chant from Queens, with a little spin.....
"Chris is gonna kill you, Chris is gonna kill you, Chris is gonna kill
you!"
Nice knowing you, pal :)
MansonOzz
>I hate to tell you this...but Sunny's real last name is actually
>Sytch.
my bad? hehe
D'...@brown.edu
Cyris J. Blackmon wrote:
>
> I must say.. the posts in this thread have my sides splitting from
> laughter.. let's keep this one alive for years.. LOL..
>
I don't think we have a choice in that matter. You just can't contain
"the ecstacy that is Ted Burton"
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