Dear Tammy:

I'm a huge fan of yours.  I am a 28 year old male who loves watching
you whenever you appear on Raw and other WWF programming.  You are,
without a doubt the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth.

I believe in miracles, you sexy thing.  I want to caress your white,
silky body as we make beautiful music together in the comfort of a
luxury suite.  I plan on going to Boston for Wrestlemania.  Email me
and maybe we can make arrangements to meet up.  We could go out for
coffee -- I heard there's a lot of good coffee houses in the greater
Boston Area.

Please don't discount me as just another "mark" fan.  I have a Masters
in English, love writing poetry, and sitting by the fire next to a
beautiful lady.  I am very romantic to say the least.  I want you to
have the opportunity to feel the esctasy that is Ted Burton.

Hope to hear from you soon!

Sincerely yours,

Ted Burton