Stargate SG-1 has the lamest aliens EVER
livin...@yahoo.com
http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture2/30fam06.jpg
http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture1/22serp09.jpg
http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture2/30fam12.jpg
http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture2/28char19.jpg
http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture3/66nem32.jpg
http://www.sg-online.net/database.php?action=dbimage&id=122
http://www.sg-online.net/database.php?action=dbimage&id=192
It's hard finding pics of Stargate aliens that actually look like
aliens, since most of the "aliens" on the show look exactly like human
beings in bad RenFaire clothing.
Which reminds me, aliens aren't the only reason Stargate sucks. There's
also the fact that over half of every episode the main characters are
sitting around headquarters talking, the art design is non existant,
they use cheap cameras and crappy lighting, every alien in the universe
can speak perfect English, and the main characters wear baggy army
fatigue costumes that look like they were bought at the Salvation Army.
Old Dr Who episodes had better production values than this show.
Lio Convoy
news:1111785884....@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
> It's hard finding pics of Stargate aliens that actually look like
> aliens, since most of the "aliens" on the show look exactly like human
> beings in bad RenFaire clothing.
>
> Which reminds me, aliens aren't the only reason Stargate sucks. There's
> also the fact that over half of every episode the main characters are
> sitting around headquarters talking, the art design is non existant,
> they use cheap cameras and crappy lighting, every alien in the universe
> can speak perfect English, and the main characters wear baggy army
> fatigue costumes that look like they were bought at the Salvation Army.
> Old Dr Who episodes had better production values than this show.
As trolls go, you really suck.
Starshine Moonbeam
livin...@yahoo.com (livin...@yahoo.com) dropped a +5 bundle of
words...
> http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture1/08nox19.jpg
I just sprayed for those last week. Fuckers get into everything.
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David B
ack
"Starshine Moonbeam" <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
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>
> > http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture1/08nox19.jpg
>
> I just sprayed for those last week. Fuckers get into everything.
I had a real bad infestation of these:
http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture3/66nem32.jpg
but recently they suddenly turned to dust!
They were eating EVERYTHING!
Ack
Lio Convoy
Lio Convoy
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> I had a real bad infestation of these:
>
> http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture3/66nem32.jpg
>
> but recently they suddenly turned to dust!
>
> They were eating EVERYTHING!
>
Same thing happened to my pet at the same time.......
damn SG teams.
Gerald Meazell
>Old Dr Who episodes had better production values than this show.
>
>
>
Perhaps you'd be happy if they travelled to other worlds IN A GODDAMNED
PHONEBOOTH!
--
Gerald
right
from earth by the Gou'ld long ago. And you can't talk about aliens in star
trek since there idea of a costume is to apply a nose, forehead or ear
attachment, how original. O yeah, I forgot, SG1 will be starting a season
9, Enterprise last how long. I though so.
Also SG1 "baggy costumes" are 1000 times better then the trek world, were
everone wears body hugging jumpsuits.
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Eva
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<bad, oh so bad trolling snipped>
You forgot the lack of pro wrestling. One mention of ladies mud wrestling
just isn't enough on a wrestling-orientated show like "Stargate SG-1"...
Eva
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Captain Murphy
>O yeah, I forgot, SG1 will be starting a season
>9, Enterprise last how long. I though so.
Okay, first of all, these "our show is better than your show" arguments are
juvenile and idiotic, and just give fodder to the rest of the world who
consider sci-fi fans to be geeks without lives. The cool thing about
entertainment is that there's something for everyone. Personally, I think
Farscape, Lexx, and Space: Above and Beyond were all only slightly better
in entertainment value than Land of the Lost. Luckily, that doesn't matter
-- those of you who like them can still like them regardless of what I
think, and I can still enjoy the shows I want, regardless of what anyone
else thinks.
Putting all that aside, though, you have GOT to be kidding with that last
quote. Yes, Voyager and Enterprise were weak -- many Trek fans openly
acknowledge that -- but you can't possibly be adding up seasons as a way to
prove Trek a loser. Star Trek ran a total of 30 seasons on television
between the 5 live-action and 1 animated series. 30 seasons. That's
unprecedented. Yes, Trek has a lot of flaws -- all TV shows do -- but if
you're talking longevity, you're in the wrong boat.
Michael Alan Chary
If you think the BBC poduction department is going to spring for
sulphurous yellow smoke, you're nuts...
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Sweet Ol' Bob (SOB)
Alan Chary) wrote:
>If you think the BBC poduction department is going to spring for
>sulphurous yellow smoke, you're nuts...
They will spring for it if it has gay overtones.
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"What is the State? The State is people - people who believe
they have a right to rule others. These people are the thieving,
murdering brutes responsible for war, conscription, taxation,
massacres, slave camps, gas chambers, killing fields, nuclear
missles, and endless death stretching back ten thousand years.
Luckily for all, the State is only people. And, generally, the
least competent of people. They are the ones who cannot innovate,
only steal. They cannot reason, only kill. They are brutes who
see the greatest efforts of mankind as loot to seize and control.
Yet when they seize the creations of greater minds, the works
crumble in their hands, for they cannot control what they are
incapable of understanding."
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Jay Hova
Meazell <gmea...@swbell.net> wrote:
It's not a phone booth, damned by God or not. It's a Police Callbox, a
completely different thing. Also a nostalgic antique nowdays.
--
Conceit is God's gift to little men.
-- Bruce Barton
Captain Murphy
>It's not a phone booth, damned by God or not. It's a Police Callbox, a
>completely different thing.
Completely different? Hardly. Different? Yes.
Rockboy
>>livin...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>>>Old Dr Who episodes had better production values than this show.
>>
>>Perhaps you'd be happy if they travelled to other worlds IN A GODDAMNED
>>PHONEBOOTH!
>
> It's not a phone booth, damned by God or not. It's a Police Callbox, a
> completely different thing.
Yes, the box with a phone in it is completely different from the box
with a phone in it.
--
Rockboy
We've brought someone in to shut you up
It's a life's work
Rockboy
> Star Trek ran a total of 30 seasons on television
> between the 5 live-action and 1 animated series. 30 seasons. That's
> unprecedented.
That's right, unprecedented. Just ignore every single soap opera in
existence that's been going twice as long. Unprecedented!
Captain Murphy
>Captain Murphy wrote:
>> Star Trek ran a total of 30 seasons on television
>> between the 5 live-action and 1 animated series. 30 seasons. That's
>> unprecedented.
>That's right, unprecedented. Just ignore every single soap opera in
>existence that's been going twice as long. Unprecedented!
Stay on target, Rockboy. We're talking science fiction, not TV in general.
Yes, it's unprecedented, and no one else is likely to come close any time
soon.
Sweet Ol' Bob (SOB)
<Omega...@BeyondEternity.gov> wrote:
>> Perhaps you'd be happy if they travelled to other worlds IN A GODDAMNED
>> PHONEBOOTH!
>It's not a phone booth, damned by God or not. It's a Police Callbox, a
>completely different thing. Also a nostalgic antique nowdays.
So are the cops in Britain.
Sweet Ol' Bob (SOB)
>Yes, the box with a phone in it is completely different from the box
>with a phone in it.
One is connected to the telephone company, where someone can help you.
The other is connected to a police station, where no one can help you.
Zimri
news:4429419lk85hug7v2...@4ax.com...
> On 25 Mar 2005 13:24:44 -0800, in alt.tv.stargate-sg1,
> livin...@yahoo.com arranged some
> electrons, so they looked like this :
-> ... Which reminds me, aliens aren't the only reason Stargate sucks.
There's
> ... also the fact that over half of every episode the main characters are
> ... sitting around headquarters talking, the art design is non existant,
> ... they use cheap cameras and crappy lighting, every alien in the
> universe
> ... can speak perfect English, and the main characters wear baggy army
> ... fatigue costumes that look like they were bought at the Salvation
> Army.
> ... Old Dr Who episodes had better production values than this show.
>
> NOW he tells me...
Do cross-posted trolls suffer like Jesus did? - and if not, WHY not?
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at global net
.
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Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor
> "Star Trek ran a total of 30 seasons on television between the 5
> live-action and 1 animated series. 30 seasons. That's
> unprecedented."
>
> going to be specific about that genre, Doctor Who ran for like 26
> years or something like that, as one continuous series. Your
> "unprecedented" just got ununprecedented.
Since when is 26 > 30?
Albeit, Dr. Who certainly has its *own* precedent, but -- the Star
Trek genre has it outnumbered.
Starshine Moonbeam
(jcam...@sbcglobal.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
That Raid Purple Worm Motel works like a charm.
>
> They were eating EVERYTHING!
>
I hate that.
Jay Hova
<seala...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Tomato, tomatoe. Try making a long distrance call from one.
Jay Hova
<seala...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Speaking of Dr. Who, how long was that on?
whodunit
> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 01:50:38 GMT, in alt.tv.stargate-sg1, "Zimri"
> <zim...@SBCspammlesforglobal.net> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
>
> ... "Magda" <unesou...@coldmail.hey> wrote in message
> ... news:4429419lk85hug7v2...@4ax.com...
> ... > On 25 Mar 2005 13:24:44 -0800, in alt.tv.stargate-sg1,
> ... > livin...@yahoo.com arranged some
> ... > electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... -> ... Which reminds me, aliens aren't the only reason Stargate sucks.
> ... There's
> ... > ... also the fact that over half of every episode the main characters are
> ... > ... sitting around headquarters talking, the art design is non existant,
> ... > ... they use cheap cameras and crappy lighting, every alien in the
> ... > universe
> ... > ... can speak perfect English, and the main characters wear baggy army
> ... > ... fatigue costumes that look like they were bought at the Salvation
> ... > Army.
> ... > ... Old Dr Who episodes had better production values than this show.
> ... >
> ... > NOW he tells me...
> ...
> ...
> ... Do cross-posted trolls suffer like Jesus did? - and if not, WHY not?
>
> Because, in order to suffer, one needs a brain.
>
There is a major difference between brain *dead* and brain *damaged*.
Dillon Pyron
>"Magda" <unesou...@coldmail.hey> wrote in message
>news:4429419lk85hug7v2...@4ax.com...
>> On 25 Mar 2005 13:24:44 -0800, in alt.tv.stargate-sg1,
>> livin...@yahoo.com arranged some
>> electrons, so they looked like this :
>-> ... Which reminds me, aliens aren't the only reason Stargate sucks.
>There's
>> ... also the fact that over half of every episode the main characters are
>> ... sitting around headquarters talking, the art design is non existant,
>> ... they use cheap cameras and crappy lighting, every alien in the
>> universe
>> ... can speak perfect English, and the main characters wear baggy army
>> ... fatigue costumes that look like they were bought at the Salvation
>> Army.
>> ... Old Dr Who episodes had better production values than this show.
>>
>> NOW he tells me...
>
>
>Do cross-posted trolls suffer like Jesus did? - and if not, WHY not?
They do seem to rise from the dead. I kill them and they return.
--
dillon
"When the French are against it, you know we can't
be far wrong." - Adm. Bobbie Ray Inman
Dillon Pyron
>On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 20:16:06 GMT, Rockboy <roc...@rockboy.net> wrote:
>
>>Yes, the box with a phone in it is completely different from the box
>>with a phone in it.
>
>One is connected to the telephone company, where someone can help you.
>The other is connected to a police station, where no one can help you.
NYPD? From London?
Captain Murphy
>>Yes, the box with a phone in it is completely different from the box
>>with a phone in it.
>One is connected to the telephone company, where someone can help you.
>The other is connected to a police station, where no one can help you.
LOL! Now THAT was funny.
Captain Murphy
>>>That's right, unprecedented. Just ignore every single soap opera in
>>>existence that's been going twice as long. Unprecedented!
>> Stay on target, Rockboy. We're talking science fiction, not TV in general.
>> Yes, it's unprecedented, and no one else is likely to come close any time
>> soon.
>"Star Trek ran a total of 30 seasons on television between the 5
>live-action and 1 animated series. 30 seasons. That's unprecedented."
Haven't been following the conversation, I take it? It's about science
fiction series. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what I
meant, Mr. Semantic.
>Besides, if you're going
>to be specific about that genre, Doctor Who ran for like 26 years or
>something like that, as one continuous series. Your "unprecedented"
>just got ununprecedented.
Ah, I see. So 26 is now greater than 30. Must be that new math everyone's
been talking about. See my assessment in an earier e-mail.
Captain Murphy
>One show lasting 26 years beats 6 shows with an average lifespan of 5 years.
Since we've already established that you're an idiot, your point is moot.
And in any case, keep up with the conversation -- we're talking number of
seasons, not spans.
Sweet Ol' Bob (SOB)
<seala...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>Yes, the box with a phone in it is completely different from the box
>>>with a phone in it.
>>One is connected to the telephone company, where someone can help you.
>>The other is connected to a police station, where no one can help you.
>LOL! Now THAT was funny.
In Britain, it is also true.
When are people going catch on that the first line of defense against
violent crime is the armed citizen, and not the police. I suppose they
will catch on when the crime rate gets out of hand, like in Britain
and about 15 hellholes in America where citizens are prohibited from
defending themselves with guns.
Sweet Ol' Bob (SOB)
>Twenty six
>straight years shows a hell of a lot more longevity than six ejaculatory
>spurts here and there.
But Dr. Who was artificially insemminated with tax money. ST was
naturally conceived with capital investment. That has to count for
something.
Rocky Frisco
> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:40:19 -0500, Captain Murphy
> <seala...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>Yes, the box with a phone in it is completely different from the box
>>>>with a phone in it.
>>>One is connected to the telephone company, where someone can help you.
>>>The other is connected to a police station, where no one can help you.
>>LOL! Now THAT was funny.
> In Britain, it is also true.
>
> When are people going catch on that the first line of defense against
> violent crime is the armed citizen, and not the police. I suppose they
> will catch on when the crime rate gets out of hand, like in Britain
> and about 15 hellholes in America where citizens are prohibited from
> defending themselves with guns.
The gun-grabbers will wake up right after the Muslims adopt Ghandi's
methods of non-violence.
There's no convincing a human who knows (s)he is *right*.
BTW, the hatred of self-defense is not universal in England; most of my
friends there have a strongly libertarian attitude about it.
-Rock http://www.rocky-frisco.com
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James Ascher
> http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture1/08nox19.jpg
> http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture2/30fam06.jpg
> http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture1/22serp09.jpg
> http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture2/30fam12.jpg
> http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture2/28char19.jpg
> http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture3/66nem32.jpg
> http://www.sg-online.net/database.php?action=dbimage&id=122
> http://www.sg-online.net/database.php?action=dbimage&id=192
>
> It's hard finding pics of Stargate aliens that actually look like
> aliens, since most of the "aliens" on the show look exactly like human
> beings in bad RenFaire clothing.
>
> Which reminds me, aliens aren't the only reason Stargate sucks. There's
>
James
Sweet Ol' Bob (SOB)
<ro...@rocky-frisco.com> wrote:
>>BTW, the hatred of self-defense is not universal in England; most of my
>friends there have a strongly libertarian attitude about it.
There was a survey conducted which was published in the Telegraph a
month ago in which 71% of respondents wanted a Make My Day law and 81%
wanted no civil liability from using deadly force in home invasion. An
MP named Mercer introduced a Members Bill to enact Make My Day.
Emperor Tony used his majority in Parliament to quash the bill.
So much for participatory govt in Britain, eh. So much for the govt
effecting the will of the people, eh.
Britain is a totalitarian dictatorship despite the absense of
goose-stepping SS troops in the street. The leftist queers have
infiltrated every major institution in Britain and have perverted a
millennium of proud AngloSaxon tradition such as Common Law, RKBA,
Work Ethic, Educational Excellence.
Now all they have is a godless collectivist clockwork orange hellhole
dominated by foxhugging perverts, where Good is considered evil and
Evil is considered good. And the really sad thing is that America is
not far behind.
--
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"If you build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. If you
set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life."
Captain Murphy
>Twenty six straight years shows a hell of a lot more longevity
>than six ejaculatory spurts here and there.
Please leave your masturbatory fantasties out of this.
Dillon Pyron
>Sweet Ol' Bob (SOB) wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:40:19 -0500, Captain Murphy
>> <seala...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>Yes, the box with a phone in it is completely different from the box
>>>>>with a phone in it.
>
>>>>One is connected to the telephone company, where someone can help you.
>>>>The other is connected to a police station, where no one can help you.
>
>>>LOL! Now THAT was funny.
>
>> In Britain, it is also true.
>>
>> When are people going catch on that the first line of defense against
>> violent crime is the armed citizen, and not the police. I suppose they
>> will catch on when the crime rate gets out of hand, like in Britain
>> and about 15 hellholes in America where citizens are prohibited from
>> defending themselves with guns.
>
>The gun-grabbers will wake up right after the Muslims adopt Ghandi's
>methods of non-violence.
>
>There's no convincing a human who knows (s)he is *right*.
>
>BTW, the hatred of self-defense is not universal in England; most of my
>friends there have a strongly libertarian attitude about it.
They will soon be protected from knives. I predict stick control
within three years. I don't know if stones will come first, though.
>
>-Rock http://www.rocky-frisco.com
Rockboy
>>Twenty six straight years shows a hell of a lot more longevity
>>than six ejaculatory spurts here and there.
>
> Please leave your masturbatory fantasties out of this.
You can't refute my points. I win.
Rtavi
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Sweet Ol' Bob (SOB)
<dmpyron...@austin.rr.com> wrote:
>>BTW, the hatred of self-defense is not universal in England; most of my
>>friends there have a strongly libertarian attitude about it.
>They will soon be protected from knives.
They already are. Just ask Dean Payne.
He was put in jail for having a knife in his car that he used on his
job as a newspaper distributor who had to cut the bundle open.
http://freespace.virgin.net/old.whig/fl26jott.htm
>I predict stick control
>within three years. I don't know if stones will come first, though.
In Britain one cannot use anything for self defense if it can be used
as an offensive weapon. That includes sticks and stones. People have
been arrested for carrying a screwdriver in public.
Britain is a perfect example of what happens when you let leftist
queers take over all your major institutions - everything becomes
totally perverted.
--
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http://home.houston.rr.com/rkba/mmm.html
"If you build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. If you
Rocky Frisco
I doubt that it's a fantasy.
Pleeeeeeeeze stop crossposting! Don't you know it was a cross that
killed Jesus?
Captain Murphy
>Pleeeeeeeeze stop crossposting! Don't you know it was a cross that
>killed Jesus?
Actually, no, that's an historical inaccuracy resulting from a Biblical
mistranslation. It was actually food poisoning.
Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor
news:8mP1e.819871$Xk.264883@pd7tw3no...
> Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor wrote:
>>>"Star Trek ran a total of 30 seasons on television between the 5
>>>live-action and 1 animated series. 30 seasons. That's
>>>unprecedented."
>>>
>>>Doesn't say science fiction anywhere in there. Besides, if you're
>>>going to be specific about that genre, Doctor Who ran for like 26
>>>years or something like that, as one continuous series. Your
>>>"unprecedented" just got ununprecedented.
>>
>>
>> Since when is 26 > 30?
>
> 2001-2005
>
> One show lasting 26 years beats 6 shows with an average lifespan of
> 5 years.
as they said in THHGTTG, iirc, "I always KNEW there was something
fundamentally wrong with the Universe..."
GMAN
>http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture1/08nox19.jpg
>http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture2/30fam06.jpg
>http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture1/22serp09.jpg
>http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture2/30fam12.jpg
>http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture2/28char19.jpg
>http://rdanderson.com/stargate/capture3/66nem32.jpg
>http://www.sg-online.net/database.php?action=dbimage&id=122
>http://www.sg-online.net/database.php?action=dbimage&id=192
>
>It's hard finding pics of Stargate aliens that actually look like
>aliens, since most of the "aliens" on the show look exactly like human
>beings in bad RenFaire clothing.
>
They are mostly supposed to look like us since they are related to us!!!
>Which reminds me, aliens aren't the only reason Stargate sucks. There's
>also the fact that over half of every episode the main characters are
>sitting around headquarters talking, the art design is non existant,
>they use cheap cameras and crappy lighting, every alien in the universe
>can speak perfect English, and the main characters wear baggy army
>fatigue costumes that look like they were bought at the Salvation Army.
>Old Dr Who episodes had better production values than this show.
>
Stagate on its worse days still tromps Enterprise on its best days. Both in
viewership and ratings.