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(THE REAGAN FUNERAL) What I'D like to see

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Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~

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Jun 9, 2004, 5:51:02 PM6/9/04
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......As the Hearse enters the highway, a carload of crazed, armd
Arabs, led by Osama Bin Laden, pull alongside. A RULING~~~ Starsky&
Hutch type chase ensues......


......When, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR, like the
Undertaker, pops the lid of the casket, sits up, AK-47s in each hand,
shouts, 'I'M RON "PAYBACK" REAGAN, BITCH!!!!!! LET THE F'IN BODIES HIT
THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!". He sprays the carload of screaming Jihadist
towelheads with enough orinance to level a city. Bin Laden's head
explodes like a ripe watermelon as a sea of red appears on the windows
of the raghead car. The Hearse drives off, hopping like a lowrider as
Drowning Pools' "Bodies" booms out from the Hearse over the street.

(Seriously, God Bless, Ron. We will never see your like again. Rest
in peace.)

Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~

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Jun 9, 2004, 5:58:09 PM6/9/04
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......As the Hearse enters the highway, a carload of crazed, armd
Arabs, led by Osama Bin Laden, pull alongside. A RULING~~~ Starsky&
Hutch type chase ensues......


......When, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR, like the
Undertaker, pops the lid of the casket, sits up, AK-47s in each hand,
shouts, 'I'M RON "PAYBACK" REAGAN, BITCH!!!!!! LET THE F'IN BODIES HIT
THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!". He sprays the carload of screaming Jihadist

towelheads with enough ordinance to level a city. Bin Laden's head

Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~

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Jun 9, 2004, 6:00:42 PM6/9/04
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Tentacle Pr0n

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"Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~" <tit...@marcocable.com> wrote in message
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I would mark so much I would wee myself.


Milhouse Guidry

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Jun 9, 2004, 6:19:14 PM6/9/04
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That was so terribly amusing, you should consider posting it at least twice
more.

--Milhouse
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Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~

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Jun 9, 2004, 6:28:47 PM6/9/04
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Milhouse Guidry wrote:
> That was so terribly amusing, you should consider posting it at least
twice
> more.

I've been having a problem lately with posting. I got a number of
"server error"s when I posted it, so I hit it a few times, hence the
multiple posts. Same thing happened the other day. So if anybody sees
it multiple times, that's why.

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Zodiac69 864

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Jun 9, 2004, 7:20:19 PM6/9/04
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> ......When, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR, like the
> Undertaker, pops the lid of the casket, sits up, AK-47s in each hand,
> shouts, 'I'M RON "PAYBACK" REAGAN, BITCH!!!!!! LET THE F'IN BODIES HIT
> THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!". He sprays the carload of screaming Jihadist
> towelheads with enough orinance to level a city. Bin Laden's head
> explodes like a ripe watermelon as a sea of red appears on the windows
> of the raghead car. The Hearse drives off, hopping like a lowrider as
> Drowning Pools' "Bodies" booms out from the Hearse over the street.

That would be so cool, but make Reagan have cybernetic enhancements. See,
there was a little known provision in his will that once he dies, Reagan
would be outfited with cybernetic enhancements and a robosuit. So instead
of it just being regular Reagan pop up, have it be ROBOREAGAN!!!!! Or the
REAGANATOR!!!!! Or something. And it would all be a plot to destroy
Al-Quieda!!!!!

> (Seriously, God Bless, Ron. We will never see your like again. Rest
> in peace.)

Agreed. Reagan brought out the best in us, unless you're a reactionary
commie pinko then he brought out the worst.

Zodiac69
the future of RSPW
864's most promising blue chipper


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Zodiac69 864

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Jun 9, 2004, 7:35:02 PM6/9/04
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> > Reagan brought out the best in us, unless you're a
> > reactionary commie pinko
>
> A complete and total ignorant contradiction in terms.
>
> Obviously, you never got anywhere near Poli Sci 101.

And the great white whale is reeled in!!!!!!

It was actually called Political Science 110, so silence tubby.

By the way, did you ever go to the Salt Lake Library and research that quote
of Reagan supposedly saying "the N word" regarding Muhammad Ali? What's
that? Huh?

Yeah, I thought so bigot. Dance for me.

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Zodiac69 864

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Jun 9, 2004, 7:50:10 PM6/9/04
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> I sure did, and the book is currently checked out. I have it reserved, and
> I'll be spanking your cracker ass with it soon enough.

Ahhh, I see. What's the title of it? All I really need is the title, the
ISBN number, etc. You posting a random quote without that information
proves absolutely nothing.

> > Dance for me.
>
> People who have run Chad-socks are disqualified from parroring back the
> Chad catchphrases in a lame attempt to "get over".
Keep dancing for me and you might burn enough carbs to reach your ideal
weight!

> Shut your cock holster, Reagan-blower.
I would shut MY cock holster, but you live all the way out in Utah and gas
is too high for me to come over there and sew your mouth shut. And I don't
have enough frequent flyer miles with Northwest saved, so sorry. My cock
holster will remain open as long as you continue to spout your ignorant
opinions.

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Zodiac69 864

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Jun 9, 2004, 8:02:59 PM6/9/04
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Dance, Dance Revolution

You can dance if you want to...

Dance of Death

http://www.tarddance.com

Who Says Elephants Can't Dance? Inside IBM's Historic Turnaround

Paula Abdul's Get Up and Dance!

The Wedding Dance

Zodiac69
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864's most promising blue chipper

"The Chad" <the...@chadbryant.cjb.net> wrote in message
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> "Zodiac69 864" wrote:
>
> DPD~
> DPD~
> DPD~
> DPD~
>
> --
> The Chad - stupid honky bitch


Ca!nman

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Jun 9, 2004, 11:06:37 PM6/9/04
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See, this is why I killfiled that little shit.

Ca!nman

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Jun 9, 2004, 11:07:32 PM6/9/04
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"Zodiac69 864" <phantom_s...@nospamyahoo.communistsarebad> wrote in
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> > > Reagan brought out the best in us, unless you're a
> > > reactionary commie pinko
> >
> > A complete and total ignorant contradiction in terms.
> >
> > Obviously, you never got anywhere near Poli Sci 101.
>
> And the great white whale is reeled in!!!!!!


I wonder if his nameless African-American history professor who is a former
Black Panther also taught Poli Sci 101 on the side?

Ca!nman

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Jun 9, 2004, 11:10:20 PM6/9/04
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"Zodiac69 864" <phantom_s...@nospamyahoo.communistsarebad> wrote in
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> > I sure did, and the book is currently checked out. I have it reserved,
and
> > I'll be spanking your cracker ass with it soon enough.
>
> Ahhh, I see. What's the title of it? All I really need is the title, the
> ISBN number, etc. You posting a random quote without that information
> proves absolutely nothing.


Oh come on. You really think Chad is going to give you a title so you can
get a copy of the book for yourself off of Amazon, Ebay, or any other
countless hundreds of sources?


>
> > > Dance for me.
> >
> > People who have run Chad-socks are disqualified from parroring back the
> > Chad catchphrases in a lame attempt to "get over".
> Keep dancing for me and you might burn enough carbs to reach your ideal
> weight!
>
> > Shut your cock holster, Reagan-blower.
> I would shut MY cock holster, but you live all the way out in Utah and gas
> is too high for me to come over there and sew your mouth shut. And I
don't
> have enough frequent flyer miles with Northwest saved, so sorry. My cock
> holster will remain open as long as you continue to spout your ignorant
> opinions.


"cock holster"

That and the fact that he sent another man a picture of him holding his
erection pretty much confirms Chad as a gay man.

Not that that would be a surprise to anyone.

Travman333 with Particle Man

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Jun 9, 2004, 11:46:10 PM6/9/04
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>From: "Zodiac69 864" phantom_s...@nospamyahoo.communistsarebad

>Dance, Dance Revolution

/me marks


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Froggy in the [mWo]

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Jun 10, 2004, 1:11:01 AM6/10/04
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"Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~" <tit...@marcocable.com> wrote in message
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> ......As the Hearse enters the highway

...Big Bossman is revealed as the driver, and drags the casket around while
Michael Reagan rides on top like a surfboard.

I'd pay to see that.

-Froggy
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[mWo] fa-fa-fa lyfe


Froggy in the [mWo]

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Jun 10, 2004, 1:15:33 AM6/10/04
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"The Chad" <the...@chadbryant.cjb.net> wrote in message
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> "Zodiac69 864" wrote:
>
> DPD~
> DPD~
> DPD~
> DPD~
>
> --
> The Chad - stupid honky bitch

Since you snipped it all and went for the redundant catchphrases, I'll do
the asking in a polite way.

>> By the way, did you ever go to the Salt Lake Library and research that
> > quote of Reagan supposedly saying "the N word" regarding Muhammad Ali?

> I sure did, and the book is currently checked out. I have it reserved, and


> I'll be spanking your cracker ass with it soon enough.

What's the title of the book? Who's the author? Someone else may be able to
verify this information.

-Froggy
Asking nicely. And removing CCs and redirects.

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