Lucha TV Report 4/4
Hollywood SHOCKER
[Apollo Dantes], Pierroth, Fuerza Guerrera v. Tinieblas Jr., [Mr.
Niebla], Lizmark- Notice if you will that the rudo team is made up of
two of the Boriquas, and the captain is their rival, Apollo Dantes of
Los Capos.
Primera Caida- Immediately Apollo Dantes leaves the ring and never
reenters during the whole match. Since this match happens to be three
on two, Pierroth and Fuerza really never had the chance, and spent
this entire fall taking turns being smacked around by the technicos
with breif flurries of offense thrown in. The highlight of the fall
was Lizmark powerbombing the much larger Pierroth. The other cool part
was Fuerza G. doing a funny comedy spot with Tinieblas where Tinieblas
would put him in a headlock, Fuerza would go for the whip to the
ropes, but Tinieblas who is much taller would just stand still. Fuerza
is pinned with two quebradoras and Tinieblas gives Pierroth a big
powerbomb to win.
Segunda Caida- The rudos nearly get the fall when Pierroth gives
Tinieblas an early foul, however, Apollo Dantes pulls him out. They
brawl with Apollo having the advantage, and then Fuerza comes out to
help, however, Pierroth knocks him down with a big right hand. While
the Boriqua look bewildered on the outside, Apollo Dantes rolls in the
ring and *allows the technicos to pin him, ending the match![He did
this probably because even though he is a rudo he is from Mexico and
so letting his fellow people pin him would give Mexico the win over
Puerto Rico, or maybe just to get back at Pierroth for causing him to
lose his hair]*. Good angle and not that bad of a match. [1.0]
Pierroth after the match says the loss wasn't important because in the
end all he wants is to beat up Tinieblas and his father, and says
he'll knock out all the rudos and technicos. Fuerza says they lost
cause it was 4 v. 2.
Mr. Mexico[second: Violencia] v. Tony Rivera[second: Mr. Niebla]
[CABARELLA contra CABARELLA]-
Primera Caida- Tony goes right after the rudo and attacks him outside,
then uses a double underhook backbreaker and goes up top. He tries a
senton, but Mr. Mexico moves out of the way. Seizing the oppurtunity,
he uses a brutal looking powerbomb(Tony landed onto his upper
shoulders and kicked his legs up, the way it should be done), and gets
the technico to give up to a variation of his Scorpion deathlock where
he pins the legs in position under his thigh(Like Dos Caras) and also
pins the arm with his other leg, freeing his hands to pose. Cool.
Segunda Caida- The rudo goes on attack on the outside, ramming Tony's
face into the post real hard, and making him bleed. He rolls him back
in the ring and uses some clotheslines and running kicks. Then the
rudo takes him back outside and traps his leg in a folding chair and
kicks it, hoping Tony would be too stuck to get in, but he is able to
make it back in time. The technico now gets in control, getting his
leg up in the corner, and then using a missile dropkick and a jacknife
cradle, for two. Mr. Mexico whips him to the ropes, but his hiptoss is
reveresed into an abdominal stretch, tony grabs the leg to make the
Swastika, and gets the second fall.
Tercera Caida- Both guys are now tired, with audible "Tony" chants.
Mr. mexico uses the Cavernaria, but Tony wont quit, so Mr. Mexico
yanks back on his hair, and the ref breaks the move. The rudo tries
for a camel clutch but can't get it on, so Rivera trips him over. Both
guys get to their feet, Mexico charges, Tony gets the spin into a Gory
Special, and the rudo is forced to quit. Pretty good match but it was
too clipped and so we only saw the finishes. Maybe that's for the
better since Mr. Mexico seemed to be in control a lot and he's not
that good. (The result was good though, Tony Rivera deserves this push
and IMO should be higher on the card, in an ideal situation EMLL would
make a stable of Tarzan Boy, Rivera, and Ricky Marvin and fued them
with the Infernales and trios champs)[.75] After the match Rivera
talks about how this is his fifth hair taken, and next he is going
after Los Nuevos Infernales.
Momentos Estarles-
La Combinacion(The combination)- Ultimo Dragoncito does a moonsault
plancha over Cicloncito Ramierez' apron tope through the corner post.
Lo Impresionante(Impressive)- Sangre Azteca gives Ricky Marvin two
straight Tajiri style tree of woe dropkicks. Either Marvin sold that
perfectly or Azteca really booted him in the face.
[these are all from 3/17 I assume]
Lo Doloroso(Painful)- Sangre Azteca destroys Marvin with a jumping
version of the Damien/Juventud neckbreaker where you put the opponent
upside down on your shoulder and hook the legs, then kneel or jump
crushing his neck.
El Lance(The Move(I guess in this context since it means like 20 other
things)- Antifaz does his corkscrew plancha.
El Trifuno(The Triumph)- Ultimo Guerrero pins Olimpico in the torneo
XXI with his reverse superplex.[On a side note I could have sworn I
heard the announcers call it the Devastador, or devastator]
La Plancha(The plancha)- Super Porky does a flying bodypress halfway
across the ring to pin all three Dinimitia.
Skit- Villanos 4 & 5 console Villano III with his loss of the
legendary mask, and he says thank you to the fans and his father and I
guess passes down the tradition. On a side note, if you look at his
forehead it looks like a cave painting with all the deep scars from
blading.
Main Event: SHOCKER, [Villano III], Bestia Savaljev. Perro Aguayo,
[Atlantis], and Rayo de Jalisco Jr.-
Primera Caida- The rudos immediatley try to anger the crowd by
attacking Perro and kicking him out of the ring. After some taunting
the match starts, and Villano and Atlantis trade moves, reversal for
reversal. Atlantis wins the first exchange by armdragging V3 nearly
out, and Shocker is ready to spring over the ropes, but V3 tells him
not to. They have a small disagreement and Shocker motions for him to
start striking I think. After another exchange, Shocker cheapshots
Atlantis, so VIII tells him not to again(You see where this is
going?), and offers to tag in Bestia Savalje, sending El Rudo del
Milenio up the ramp in a fit. V3 and Atlantis go back to there moves,
and pick up the pace with a quick pinfall reversal. Finally Shocker
is tagged in to face Rayo. Rayo does some comedy spots, with Shocker
being on the end of the joke, and Bestia is tagged in to face Pero.
They do a lame chop exchange so Shocker comes into assist, giving the
rudos the advantage. Rayo then enters and stops Bestia but iss cut off
with a spinwheel kick. Shocker whips him to the corner, Rayo springs
out with a back headbutt, then does the lame ass topes de
Jalisco(multiple miniheadbutts while the opponent is on the floor), to
pin Shocker. Meanwhile Perro pins Bestia with a double stomp.
Segunda Caida- This fall was either clipped directly to the end or I
forgot to tape it, but it ends with a Shocker low punt on Perro
Aguayo. After the match, Villano goes to the back and (rough
translation) says the fans have recieved him as a technico after he
lost the mask, and then criticizes his partners, saying they don't
know how to wrestle, obviously annoyed that he couldn't have a
straight match but the match turned into a brawl when Shocker and
Bestia got control. Shocker goes up the ramp and asks what the hell he
is talking about, and asks if he is is a rudo or technico. He then
goes back to kick around the fallen Perro some more, and the show ends
as Shocker is kicking Perro while VIllano looks on from the ramp. [.25
for the match, .50 for the angle which seems to be forming].
Overall: Two and a half out of three- I really liked this week, the
matches weren't that clipped rushed crap Galavision throws together
too often, and the booking was well thought out, though it could have
used some better wrestling.
AAA TV-
Rocky Marvin and Mini Abismo Negro v. Octagoncito and Mascarita
Segrada 2000-
Primera Caida- Marvin starts the match with MS2000. Marvin uses a tree
of woe dropkick, Abismo enters to press slam the technico, then Marvin
comes off the top rope with a big splash for two. Octagoncito breaks
up the rudos double teams with a quebradora on Abismo. Now Marvin
faces Octagoncito, and whips him to the corner, however, Octagoncito
does the Ultimo Dragon headstand, and flips over to the apron as
Marvin charges, so he smacks his head into the buckles. Octagoncito
uses a springboard armdrag, Marvin goes into a kungfu pose, and gets
dropkicked out. Octagoncito tries to dive but MAN enters so he slows
up with a handspring, and the rudo ducks out of the way. Ms2000 gets
tagged in and kicked around, however, gets to uses lots of
headscissors and armdrags that were beautiful. Abismo gets up,
charges Ms2000 near the ropes, the midget moves, and Abismo goes
through the ropes with a Fuerza bump. Mascarita then uses a stunning
dive, a slingshot sommersault turned into flying headscissors on the
floor!!! He goes right back in the ring, and uses a rana, for two. He
then uses a victory roll and gets the three. Abismo is counted out.
Segunda Caida- Clipped to finish. Abismo gets Octagoncito with a
ligerbomb, and Marvin pins Mascarita with a gedo clutch.
Tercera Caida- Joined in progress. Abismo and Octagoncito are brawling
on the apron, so the rudo knocks him down, but gets a monkey flip as
he charges(It always amazes me why people charge when the do this
spot. What move could you possibly hit?), and the rudito smacks his
head into the post, and goes into the corner of the outside. As he
gets up, Mascarita jumps off the top and takes him over with a mini
frankensteiner from the top rope, ala Rey and Psicosis!!! Holy shit!
In the ring, Marvin misses a corner spear, and goes to the outside, so
Octagoncito jumps onto him with a flying crossbody. Abismo and ms200
go back in, and Ms2000 tries a flying frankensteiner, but the MAN
counters with a ligerbomb, and gets the three. Now Octagoncito and
Abismo fight, Octagoncito kicks and has his foot caught, does a
backflip, then surprises Abismo with a perfect fast rana for the three
count. Now it's down to Octagoncito and Rocky Marvin. Marvin uses a
powerbomb, and climbs up top, but Octagoncito is there, and uses a low
blow, then a top rope powerslam, goes up top for the moonsault, Mini
Abismo illegally enters(During the whole time the ref was checking on
Ms2000), uses his own low blow, throws Octagoncito off the top and
puts Rocky Marvin on top, ref turns around, and does a slow three
count. Los rudos los rudos los rudoooooooooos!!!!!!!! Yet another
great mini's match. Mascarita Segrada 2000 has already proven himself
as a nutcase, those headscissor dives were insane, and looked awesome.
[1.0]
[Apache], Charly Manson, Angel Mortal v. Extasis, [Oscar Sevilla], and
Billy Boy-
Primera Caida- The match begins with a rudo dominated brawl. Apache
focuses on Oscar and uses all his cool throws, and puts him away with
a running crucifix powerbomb.
Segunda Caida- Extasis makes rudo Angel Mortal run into Apache, and
knock him from the ring, then uses a dropkick that misses him
completely. The rudos argue but eventually stop. The match clips and
Billy Boy is on the apron, and tries a springboard, and falls off the
rope. Manson has to stand there foolishly while he jumps back up, and
blows the move again, trying a flying reverse cradle or something but
not hitting it at all. Now Apache and Sevilla are at it, Sevilla uses
a flying swinging DDT, then puts Apache up top for a superplex, but
backflips off, Apache makes sure to make him pay for his showboating
with a dropkick off the second. Apache slams him, goes for a top rope
move, but Sevilla gets up, and uses a top rope headscissor throw. He
goes for a twisting senton off the top, Apache moves, uses a
powerbomb, but Sevilla flips it into a faceslam. Apache goes out and
Sevilla tags to Charly Manson. Now the match becomes a brawl with the
rudos triple teaming Sevilla, Apache uses a low blow that the refs
see, and the technicos take it.
Tercera Caida- This fall starts with the spots where everyone uses a
stretch on or quick pin on someone that is broken. Mortal ends up
fighting Extasis, and takes a backdrop over the ropes and plancha.
Manson follows with a great tope, and Billy Boy with a sommersault
dive. This leaves Apache and Sevilla. The refs turn their backs,
Sevilla tries a rana and Apache kicks low, then fakes a like he had
the same done to him, and they believe the rudos, getting the DQ win.
This wasn't a very good match. Each technico blew a spot, and there
was too much cheating and lame brawling. [.10]
Cobarde, Texano, [Sangre Chicana], and Espectro Jr. v. La Parka Jr.,
Hector Garza, Pero Aguayo Jr., and [Heavy Metal]-
Primera Caida- The rudos control for a huge portion of the match with
lots of brawling but no wrestling, however the technicos are able to
mount an offense when Texano miscommunicates and hits Pirata Morgan
with a flying back elbow. After some more brawling, they actually get
to the wrestling, as Perro outquicks Texano, dropkicks him out and
leaps onto him with the diving thesz press. Garza jumps onto Espectro
with a tope con hilo. In the ring, Metal ties up and defeats Chicana
with a double armbar, meanwhile, La Parka Jr. runs the ropes with
Pirata and gets Tirantes to sunset flip and pin him!!
Segunda Caida- Chicano starts with Heavy Metal, and Metal uses a
handspring bodyblock and a headbutt to take him out. Espectro faces La
Parka Jr., and they do a comedy spot, where La Parka tricks the rudos
making them look at something on the mat he makes believe he found!!
The rudos take it out on Tirantes, and leave the ring. Back to the
action, Perro Aguayo Jr. uses a tornado DDT and headscissors to take
Texano out, and teases diving onto him with the tope of doom. La Parka
Jr. takes out Pirata with an over the top tope. The rudos have enough
of the comedy spots, so they start the brawling stuff again, using
wooden boards and Texano chops up Perro with a fork. The ref Tirantes
has enough of after a while and DQs the rudo team. [.50] Match had
it's moments but also had too much of the weak lucha brawling.
Overall: 1 3/5 out of 3- The minis match was great but the rest of the
show wasn't all that good.
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