Lucha TV report 12/18
K. Canzanella- El hombre loco con el pecho más peludo.
AAA TV
[Alda Moreno], Cinthia Moreno, and Fabi Apache v. [La Demoledora], La
Fugitiva, and La Chola-
Sola Caida- As soon as the match starts, the Morenos and Apache
dropkick the rudas out of the ring, and as Morenos do fakeouts, Pache
follows through with a tope on the fattest one. Chola does a plancha
to one morena, and then Alda comes off the top with a plancha onto the
remaining rudos. Two more planchas later and things cool off. Nice
highspots. La Demoladora starts to control Alda with fat gal stuff,
but misses a sommersault senton and is headscissored and dropkicked
out. Alda then follows and armdrags her on the floor. Now Cinthia
takes Chola down some ranas, and a facebuster. Fugitiva and Demaladora
try to gang up on Fabi Apache, but end up gettting double armdragged,
and then spinwheel kicked. Cinthia and Chola now tag in. The rudas
start to use gang tactics, on the technicas. They eventually lose it
when Demoladora misses a plancha onto the technica, hitting her
partners. The technicas take out the sidekicks and slam and use triple
planchas on the captin. The bring in Chola and Cinthia uses a camel
clutch, so that her partners can dropkick the ruda in the face.
Fugitiva comes in and gets nearfalled with an Apache rana. From here
they go back and forth, trading nearfalls. Cinthia busts out a rolling
cradle on Fugitiva, and then later, a quebrada. Soon thereafter,
Demaladora hits Hijo del TIrantes, and as he recovers, he sees Cinthia
beating down the rudas, so he gives the rudas the DQ win.
Sicodelico Jr., Luxdor, Espriitu, and [Pathfinder] v. Los
Diabolicos[Mr Condor], and Abeja Africana(Said Boby Lee Jr., thanks to
Pete Stein for pointing this out)-
Primera Caida- The rudos almost immediatley gang up and brawl with the
technicos, however, lose their control as Luxdor dropkicks two of the
Diabolicos out, starting a rally. Things cool down enough for the
rudos to whip the technicos into the ropes, only to be armdragged or
dropkicked out. Then, Sico does a tope con hilo, Pathfinder a
corkscrew, and Luxdor a tornillio, onto the Diabolicos on the
floor(Some of the spots missed). Espriritu then does a tope con hilo
to Abeja. In the ring, Luxdor holds Condor for a springboard from
Sico, but the rudo moves, and the technicos end up in pinning fashion,
so both are pinned by the oppurtunist rudos. Pathinder is powerbombed
and pinned.
Segunda Caida- Pathfinder starts by evading the Diabolicos, so they
end up fighting in a comedy spot. Now Espiritu comes in and works some
armdrags and a quebradora with Abeja, and both men tag. A Diabolico
gang up tries to start, but they all get their whips reversed and end
up backdropping or armdragging each other. Next, Luxdor tags in. He
manages to use quebradoras on eahc Diabolico, and so one fakes a foul,
unsuccessfully. He gets hit with a clothesline though, and on a whip
to the ropes gets a spinwheel kick on Condor. He whips Condor to the
corner, but he moves, and hits his head on the buckle, so that Condor
can suplex him over. The rudo places Luxdor up top, but can't get the
superplex, and is tornado DDTed. He gives Pathfiner the chance t
finish the match, but pathfinder misses and dropkicks him out. He uses
a MD2 on a Diabolico, but misses a springboard skytwister because
Luxodr moves the rudo out of the way. A pin follows and they fight
afterwards.
Headhunter 1 and Cibernetico v. Abismo Negro and Elektro Shock-
Primera Caida- Headhunter uses a big splash to nearly Abismo, and
can't get the two count on a diving headbutt to elektro shock. They
trade brawling moves,and eventually the Headhunter tries to splash
Abismo again, but Abismo uses the trusty blowtorch to knock him off
the top rope and give Elektro Shock the pin. Abismo also fouled and
pinned Cibernetico. Afterwords the VIpers extreme ran in, as did the
Juniors Atomicos.
Maniaco, Psicosis, Histeria and [Cibernetico] v. Alebrije, Mascara
Segrada Jr., Heavy Metal, and [Latin Lover].- Psicosis 2 has the
coolest outfit with the orange and blue second Psicosis version.
Primera Caida-Long story short, the rudos beat up the technicos and
pinned Heavy Metal, and Mascara Segrada. They then played catch with
Kuije~! and threw him out onto Latin Lover.
Segunda Caida- Most of the in ring stuff was uninteresting. Only
highlight was Segrada doing a tope con hilo. Latin Lover gets the pin
on Ciber with a fast count.
Tercera Caida- It was just a big brawl, with Kickboxer running in
getting the DQ for technicos.
Overall: This wasn't very good.No matches were that interesting.
EMLL TV-
Match One: [Apollo Dantes], Mascara Ano 2k, Blue Panther, and BLACK
WARRIOR~ v. [Gigante Silva], Olimpico, and Tienieblas-
Sola Caida- Black Warrior and Olimpico are fueding now, so they try to
take it to the mat, but the rest of these crappy guys(minus Blue
Panther of course) break it up and the match becomes a big boring
brawl. The only highlight were the Laguneros doing a Steiner Bulldog,
and Silva jumping off the apron onto everyone.Olimpico Segudora'd
black warrior then rana'd him to win.
The Grand Prix- Basically a four team single elimination tournament
with six man tag teams.
Match One: Los Nuevos Infernales[Satanico] v. Felino, Antifaz del
Norte, [Negro Casas]-
Sola Caida-Starts off as a brawl, but eventually settles so Ultimo and
Antifaz can trade moves. Antifaz gets the better of him with a
frankensteiner off the top. He then takes out Satanico with a twisting
bodyblock, and Bucnero with an armdrag.From here the match goes at a
nice pace, with quick trading of moves and tags. Casas takes out
Satanico from the ring with a nice enzuigiri, and knocks down Bucnaero
with a dropkick, so Felino can do a plancha. Infernales have had
enough of fair play, so they gang up and take out Casas partners, then
force the captain to quit to a three man Gorry Special. Good match.
Match Two:SHOCKER, Scorpio Jr., and Bestia Savalje v. Niebla, Emilio
Charles Jr., and Tarzan Boy-
Rudos jump the technicos, with Shocker being the biggest jerk
basically running on Tarzan Boy's chest. They isolate Tarzan boy and
then Shocker and Scorpio do there double powerbombs spot. Scorpio
slams Emilio for a Shocker diving elbowdrop. They try and whip Niebla
into the ropes, but he moves, and the technicos start the rally. They
basically dominate to the end, with Charles using a stretch near the
ropes so Tarzan Boy can do an ugly moonsault bodyblock to pin Bestia.
Niebla does the handspring back bodyblock, and follows that up with
his fakeout just for effect.
Finals:Ultimo Guerrero, Satanico, and Rey Bucanero v. Niebla, Emilio
Charles Jr., and Tarzan Boy-
Rudos keep the trend steady by jumping the technicos. It goes to a
break and when we come back things are settled down. Emilio starts
with the no-selling clotheslines. Niebla tags in and hiptosses Rey
Bucanero over the top rope. He is ready for Satanico and quickly
dispatches him with a dropkick, then faces off against Ultimo
Guerrero, and does a perfect ring rope slingshot armdrag. Wow. Emilio
Charles and Satanico and Tarzan Boy and Bucanero's fights are short
lived. Now everyone comes in. Niebla uses a stretch on Bucanero, while
Tarzan Boy does a gordbuster to Ultimo Guerrero. As the ref checks on
this, Satanico fouls Emilio Charles, however, instead of selling the
move in the ring, Charles rolls out. Now it's three-against-two.They
spike facebuster Tarzan Boy and make him quit to a grounded careta.
One reverse superplex on Niebla later with three man pin, and the
Nuevos Infernales have won the Grand Prix. Emilio complains about the
illegal hit to the ref, but since he rolled out, the ref has no reason
to belive. The technicos challenge the rudos to a super libre match
next week.
Now they air a long skit of the children and one of the midgets
hogitieing Pierrothito and taking Pepe Pepe back.
Momentos Estarles-
1-Mano Negro Jr. uses a perfect moonsault plancha onto Virus.
2-In a match that should have aired instead of the dismal opener,
Olimpico springboard dropkicks Black Warrior, and follows with a tope
con hilo. Meanwhile, Antifaz does a near corner post tope con hilo to
Bucanero.
3-Emilio Charles does a split legged senton to Bestia Savalje
4-Shocker fouls Tarzan Boy
5-Santo Jr. uses a superplex and the camel clutch to take out Scorpio
Jr.
6-Porky does a splash on the floor on Pierroth
Main Event: Rayo de Jalisco(c) v. Universo Dos Mil for the World
Heavyweight Title(Seconds Atlantis & Apollo Dantes)
Sola Caida-They clip to where Universo does a tope onto Rayo de
Jalisco! Universo throws him back in, goes for the camel clutch, but
Rayo trips him out of it, to the floor, and follows with a tope of his
own!! Universo then uses la cavernaria(surfboard on knees), but can't
get the submission. Rayo tries a pinning thing off the ropes, but
Universo gets the reversal for two, then Rayo reverse that for another
two. Rayo then tries a clothesline, but Universo does an abdominal
strecth, which Rayo reverses, and then turns into a pin, but only gets
two. He slams Universo, and then goes up top, but misses a diving
headbutt. Universo gets a two count. he goes up top for a splash, but
misses. Rayo then uses La Tapitia, but Universo wont quit. He bridges
back and nearly gets both pinned. He throws Universo out, and does a
plancha to the floor! Back in the ring, Rayo gets a nearfall with a
small package. He then goes for el martinete!!!Howeverm Los Boriquas
attack Atlantis, and Rayo falls onto Universo, however, the ref doesnt
count. Apollo slips him the cane, Universo uses it for a foul, 1-2-3
new champ.
Overall: Well the first match sucked but the Grand Prix was good and
the main event was suprisingly good, as well. This was a good week and
next week is the gran torneo alternitivia which will showcase the
young talent with older established partners, plus Black Warrior
defending the NWA something title against Olimpico.
Hahahaha
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