(The camera fades back into the sold out Fleet Center, where the fans are
ROCKING)
MM: WELCOME BACK UNWF FANS! IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR THE UNWF MAIN EVENT!
SW: But it’s not time yet.
MM: Well, it’s almost time.
SW: But not-
MM: Quiet, funny voice. Anyway, let’s recap the show so far. What was the
first match again?
SW: It seems like hours ago.
MM: It WAS hours ago! I think it was, yes, Scott Storm against Dan G.
(A clip of Dan G. hitting his finisher, and then pinning Scott Storm for the
victory)
SW: And then we moved on to Brian Edwards against Axel Aron.
(A clip of Edwards hitting that running piledriver twice.)
MM: That was just flat out sick.
(Chad Cassia hitting the Equilizer DDT for the victory)
SW: Chad Cassia was out to prove he was to be the main man in the
cruiserweight title picture, and he proved it tonight.
MM: El Nino still had a strong show, but just wasn’t able to hit that Low
Pressure System.
SW: I guess not.
MM: I’m going to roll the promo now, okay?
(Mike hits another button on the remote)
[Voice Over] A champion
(A clip of James holding up the UNWF World Title belt in triumph)
[Voice Over] A champion has honesty, integrity, strength, and courage.
(James now shown eliminating his share of men at the Royal Rumble)
[Voice Over] The champion has these qualities, but so does another man.
(JD Cobra’s face is shown on the screen)
[Voice Over] A man who can fight. A man who constantly has been denied by
his foes.
(A clip of Cobra eliminating himself at the Royal Rumble, followed by him
releasing his
Snakebite)
[Voice Over] A man who deserves to be champion. Who will it be tonight?
(The camera clicks back to the announcers)
MM: I liked that one!
SW: Me too! It made me feel all proud, and it gave a sense of power.
MM: Yeah, that’s what I got too. Well, there’s no use delaying what these
fans want to
see, so let’s go!
("Who Made Who" by AC\DC storms onto the P.A The crowd gets L-O-U-D! JD
Cobra comes out to the ring, once more he has already changed into his
wrestling garb. The look of determination on his face is unmistakable. He
strides down to the ring, and steps over the ropes)
MM: JD wants this so bad he can taste it. The UNWF World Title is nothing to
kid
about.
(Walk This Way" starts on over the P.A and the crowd immediately begins to
roar. The lights dim, and smoke pours out of vents along the side of the
isle. A yellow light along the isle makes the smoke golden. The fans go
INSANE! Some nice laser effects spell out "SBAG" and "Jammin" along the wall
of smoke in red and gold. "Jammin" Alan James parts the curtains, wearing
the UNWF World Title around his waist, and the crowd gets LOUDER!)
MM: This guy knows what an entrance is!
(James walks to ringside, and the rest of Steel Bars And Guitars enter
behind him. They are blocking off the entrances, so that no interferences
can be made)
SW: That’s right! James wanted there to be no interference.
MM: Yeah. He said he wanted to know if he was the best in this federation.
SW: The two men in the ring, their eyes locked on each other.
MM: You can feel the intensity from UP HERE!
SW: This crowd is ROARING!
MM: Well, I guess there will be no announcement by Aura, so, here we go!
DING! DING! DING!
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JD Cobra
vs.
"Jammin" Alan James (World Champion)
UNWF World Title
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MM: AND WE ARE UNDERWAY!
SW: You know that this is the first time a UNWF champion has ever defended
his title?
MM: Of course I know that! Anyway, the question here tonight is whether
James can hold onto the title for another week. After that, he probably won’
t have to defended unless he’d like to.
SW: What ever. After circling eachother in the ring, the two men lock up!
MM: This is going to be huge.
SW: Still locked up….. JD Cobra muscles James to the ropes!
MM: James off the ropes now, BIG CLOTHESLINE BY JD!
SW: Things are looking up for him so far.
MM: Being able to clothesline the champion is always a good thing. Back to
the action,
James is back up now.
SW: Oh, look at the intensity burning in both men!
MM: Staring at each other now. Lock-
SW: Side head-lock by James!
MM: He put that one on fast!
SW: JD trying to power out of it….
MM: That wont happen. James out weighs him by a lot. No! He’s….lifting-
SW: ATOMIC DROP! That’s how to get out of those damn side head-locks!
MM: Yeah, if you happen to be JD Cobra! James dancing around in the corner a
little, JD grabs him-
SW: LIFTS HIM INTO A VERTICAL SUPLEX! HE HITS IT!
MM: JD Cobra tearing that ring up right now! Storms over to James, lifts his
legs-
SW: FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! HE’S GOT A FIGURE FOUR ON THE CHAMPION!
MM: NO! JAMES GETS TO THE ROPES!
(The referee breaks the hold)
SW: Oh, I thought JD was going to end this one early on.
MM: A figure four can end and begin many great careers. James up now, and he
’s limping a bit from that leg lock. JD grabs him, throws him to the ropes-
SW: BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!
MM: NO! SUNSET FLIP!
SW: How the hell did-
1
2
ROPES!
MM: JD gets to the ropes! And James immediately releases the pin.
SW: How did 6 feet and 9 inches manage to pull of a sunset flip?
MM: I don’t know, but he is the champion. He’s fighting for something very
dear to him
tonight.
SW: I guess so. Anyway, JD back up-
MM: CHARGES FOR JAMES!!! RUNNING LARIAT!!!!
SW: What force! JD Cobra just hauled out and knocked James on his back!
MM: JD stands up James-
SW: SOVIET SUPLEX!
MM: NO! JAMES BLOCKS IT!
SW: JD Goes for it again-
MM: BLOCKED AGAIN! James turns-
SW: BRIDGING BACK SUPLEX!
1
2
Kickout!
MM: James came really close to pulling that one out.
SW: I’m surprised JD kicked out!
MM: I’m not, Cobra has a lot of fight in him. James standing up, he looks a
little cocky right now.
SW: Hey. When you’re the champion it’s okay to be cocky.
MM: Yeah. What ever you say. JD walks over-
SW: CHOP BY JAMES!
MM: NO! IT’S CAUGHT! He has a standing arm-bar applied!
SW: James reaching back with his opposite hand-
MM: SNAP MARE TAKEOVER! James proving that he knows what he's doing in that
ring.
SW: James grabbing the legs of JD Cobra. HE'S TRYING FOR A BOSTON CRAB!
MM: Turning, turning, turning-
SW: HE GOT IT!
MM: JAMES ROCKING BACK ON COBRA!
SW: You can HEAR his muscles strain!
MM: James pulling back now, the referee asking JD what he wants to do. No,
JD Cobra shakes his head.
SW: JAMES SLIPS!
MM: COBRA GETS THE ROPES AND JAMES RELEASES THE HOLD! What luck there by
Cobra. He knew if he just hung on in there, something good might happen.
SW: But there has already been enough bad for him. He can barely stand on
his legs, let alone-
MM: SPEAR BY COBRA! What was that you were saying about his legs?
SW: I said-
MM: Cassia stands James, BIG BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
SW: Cobra with the cover-
1
2
KICKOUT!
MM: James standing, he looks-
SW: COBRA HITS A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! THIS COULD BE IT!
1
2
Kickout!
MM: I think that surprised James, but not enough.
SW: James is the one who looks a little wobbly now. He just got two huge
suplexes put on him.
MM: Both wrestlers look at eachother once more. JD has to get moving here,
or he's going to lose the advantage,
SW: JD with a knife edged chop to James! Pushes James to the ropes, goes
there himself-
MM: COBRA HITS A FLYING BULLDOG!
SW: NO! JAMES CATCHES IT!
MM: He hooks a full nelson-
SW: FULL NELSON SLAM!!!
MM: He goes for the pin!!!
1
2
Kickout!!!
SW: JD Cobra thought he had that one down!
MM: Maybe that's why James was able to hit the full nelson slam.
SW: JD Cobra slowly getting up from the mat, and James-
MM: HITS A FLYING CLOTHESLINE! He covers!
1
Kickout!
SW: Not even a two cout, and it looks like Cobra's catching his second wind!
MM: Cassia shoots up from the ground, but into a chop by James! James throws
him to the ropes-
SW: BACK BODY DROP!!
MM: NO! SWINGING NECKBREAKER BY COBRA!!!
SW: This could be over! Cobra stands James up-
MM: POWERBOMB! COBRA POWERBOMBS THE CHAMPION!!
SW: I smell a title change!
MM: Cobra really rocking now! Grabs James-
SW: PUMPHANDLE SUPLEX! WHAT A DEVISTATING MOVE!!!
MM: Cobra going INSANE IN THERE! He throws James to the ropes-
SW: SPINEBUSTER! HE HITS A SPINEBUSTER SLAM!!!
MM: COBRA PINS JAMES!!!
1
2
KICKOUT!!!!!!
MM: How did James kick out ??!!!
SW: The match isn't over yet, but it might as well be! Cobra throws James to
the ropes-
MM: ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER!!!!
*SMACK!*
SW: NO! JAMES DRIVES COBRA'S FACE INTO THE GROUND!!!
MM: James hurting in there, but he's up for the moment! He lifts Cobra-
SW: Listen to these people in here!
MM: Can he get Cobra?
SW: Lifting-
MM: HE HITS THE ATOMIC SIDESLAM!!!!!!
SW: AND NOW THE CRUCIFIER!!!!! JAMES HOLDING THE CRUCIFIER!!!
MM: Look at Cobra in there! He hasn't submitted yet!
SW: I've never seen someone last that long against the Crucifier! He better
give up, he's got his career ahead of him!
MM: James yelling at Cobra to submit, but he's pulling the Crucifier even
more in there.
SW: Look at the pain on Cobra's face!
MM: Cobra turns, looks at the referee, and-
SW: SUBMITS!!!!!
DING! DING! DING!
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Winner: "Jammin" Alan James
James retains the UNWF World Title
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MM: JAMES RETAINS THE UNWF TITLE! FANS, WE HAVE TO GO, BUT WE'LL SEE YOU FOR
PILEDRIVER TOMORROW!!!!!
SW: We still have a few-
MM: Oh. Okay. I'm "Mean" Mike Morris for "Funny Voice" Sam Wroth saying,
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!!!
(The camera fades with James helping JD Cobra to his feet, and James holding
both of their hands in the air. The audience is loving it, and James walks
over, takes the World Title from the referee, and raises it in the air)
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