I've heard the 1 Iron refered to as "butter knife."
Typical:
 Putter:  Wand.  Flat stick.  Scooper.  Sniff-stick.
 Irons:    Utes.  (You-tts)  I think this came from "utilities..."
              weed-whackers.  blades.  groovers.
 Driver:  ooh,boy, ya ready?  "Let the big dog eat..."
              Big Boy.  Big stick.  Emporer.  King.  (As in ...Grab the
King...")
 Woods:  Metals.  Sounders.  Pingers.  Heavy heads.
 Strange stick...such as "rescue woods..".etc.. Hmmm, come to think of it I
have not heard any knick-names on these...keep your ears open, gang.

Really.  I've heard it all!  Some names above were uttered just once in a
casual round, but hey, I've got a mind that remebers things I hear...
I only wrote the ones that were not typical.
Later,
Good luck,
Mike