American caught having sex with picnic table
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American caught having sex with picnic table
By Ben Hazell
Last Updated: 1:04AM GMT 29/03/2008
An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly
being filmed having sex with a picnic table.
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Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on
four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour
recorded it as evidence.
The alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the
town of Bellevue in Ohio.
The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his
garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act
upon it.
Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He
would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."
Mr Price, 40, will now face up to four charges of public indecency.
Brice Jacobs, another neighbour, told local reporters he was disgusted
that Mr Price was not jailed immediately.
"He could do that again," the website of local television station
WTOL11 quoted him as saying. "Nude that close to a school. It should
be zero tolerance"
Mr Price is understood to be married with three school aged children.
Local police said they had never encountered a similar case. "Once you
think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Cpt Johnson
said.
The alleged picnic sex incident is the latest in a series of bizarre
sex stories, with people getting caught in the act with inanimate
objects.
A man got himself into strife after he apparently attempted to have
sex with a fence in Leicester Square Gardens last year. Another man
was listed on the sexual offenders' register for trying to make love
to a bicycle.
This year a Polish man got a little excited while doing the vacuum
cleaning, and decided to have some fun a Henry the Hoover. The
building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants.
Miss Anne Thrope
That's because in Ohio they generally fuck the family pet.
annika1980
cja
> Eeeewwwwww, splinters!
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It was a metal table. In March. In Ohio. May have been rather cold,
and certain moistened body parts could have a tendency to get frozen
to the inanimate object of his affection. Now _that_ would be painful.