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Irish Mike
Oct 5, 2012, 8:05:24 PM10/5/12
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EVERYWHERE IN SPACE-TIME SIMULTANEOUSLY—Attempting to appeal to the
widest possible demographic base as Election Day draws near, President
Obama made a surprise campaign stop Monday to visit an infinite series
of alternate universes that vibrate on a hyperdimensional plane
different from the three spatial dimensions observable in our own
universe.
Occupying an M-theory-postulated “brane,” or multidimensional
“membrane,” of either 11 or 22 dimensions depending on the chirality
of the observer, Obama urged any hypothetical sentient consciousnesses
within that multiverse to vote for him in November, or in whatever
analogous chronological period their version of space-time specifies
as extant.
“I come here today to stress the importance of finishing the work
we’ve started and moving our political discourse forward,” said the
president, his voice confident and assured despite its sound waves
propagating in wildly divergent modes incompatibly different from that
of his and our native universe, due to differences in the fundamental
physical constants guiding the alternate existence in which he stood.
“It’s time we talked about the issues that truly matter to voters, and
not just to a select few.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-makes-surprise-visit-to-quantumbranching-mul,29763/
Irish Mike
In spite all of the lies, distortions and smear attacks the Democrats
have hurled at Romney, he still has one advantage. Obama's
interdenominational dimension shifting.
widest possible demographic base as Election Day draws near, President
Obama made a surprise campaign stop Monday to visit an infinite series
of alternate universes that vibrate on a hyperdimensional plane
different from the three spatial dimensions observable in our own
universe.
Occupying an M-theory-postulated “brane,” or multidimensional
“membrane,” of either 11 or 22 dimensions depending on the chirality
of the observer, Obama urged any hypothetical sentient consciousnesses
within that multiverse to vote for him in November, or in whatever
analogous chronological period their version of space-time specifies
as extant.
“I come here today to stress the importance of finishing the work
we’ve started and moving our political discourse forward,” said the
president, his voice confident and assured despite its sound waves
propagating in wildly divergent modes incompatibly different from that
of his and our native universe, due to differences in the fundamental
physical constants guiding the alternate existence in which he stood.
“It’s time we talked about the issues that truly matter to voters, and
not just to a select few.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-makes-surprise-visit-to-quantumbranching-mul,29763/
Irish Mike
In spite all of the lies, distortions and smear attacks the Democrats
have hurled at Romney, he still has one advantage. Obama's
interdenominational dimension shifting.
bkn...@conramp.net
Oct 5, 2012, 8:26:52 PM10/5/12
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On Fri, 5 Oct 2012 17:05:24 -0700 (PDT), Irish Mike <wx...@gobot.com>
wrote:
Surely you know that The Onion is a satirical rag?
On second thought, and having read your drivel, I guess you don't.
wrote:
On second thought, and having read your drivel, I guess you don't.
JRStern
Oct 5, 2012, 9:10:12 PM10/5/12
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On Fri, 05 Oct 2012 19:26:52 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote:
>On Fri, 5 Oct 2012 17:05:24 -0700 (PDT), Irish Mike <wx...@gobot.com>
>wrote:
>
>>EVERYWHERE IN SPACE-TIME SIMULTANEOUSLY—Attempting to appeal to the
>>widest possible demographic base as Election Day draws near, President
>>Obama made a surprise campaign stop Monday to visit an infinite series
>>of alternate universes that vibrate on a hyperdimensional plane
>>different from the three spatial dimensions observable in our own
>>universe.
>>
...
>On Fri, 5 Oct 2012 17:05:24 -0700 (PDT), Irish Mike <wx...@gobot.com>
>wrote:
>
>>EVERYWHERE IN SPACE-TIME SIMULTANEOUSLY—Attempting to appeal to the
>>widest possible demographic base as Election Day draws near, President
>>Obama made a surprise campaign stop Monday to visit an infinite series
>>of alternate universes that vibrate on a hyperdimensional plane
>>different from the three spatial dimensions observable in our own
>>universe.
>>
>>
>>http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-makes-surprise-visit-to-quantumbranching-mul,29763/
>>
>>Irish Mike
>>
>>In spite all of the lies, distortions and smear attacks the Democrats
>>have hurled at Romney, he still has one advantage. Obama's
>>interdenominational dimension shifting.
>
>Surely you know that The Onion is a satirical rag?
>On second thought, and having read your drivel, I guess you don't.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/121015_2012_p465.jpg
>>http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-makes-surprise-visit-to-quantumbranching-mul,29763/
>>
>>Irish Mike
>>
>>In spite all of the lies, distortions and smear attacks the Democrats
>>have hurled at Romney, he still has one advantage. Obama's
>>interdenominational dimension shifting.
>
>Surely you know that The Onion is a satirical rag?
>On second thought, and having read your drivel, I guess you don't.
J.
Irish Mike
Oct 5, 2012, 11:16:39 PM10/5/12
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On Oct 5, 5:26 pm, bkni...@conramp.net wrote:
>
> Surely you know that The Onion is a satirical rag?
> On second thought, and having read your drivel, I guess you don't.
LOL! Your head is stuck so deep in the Obama kool aid bucket you are
>
> Surely you know that The Onion is a satirical rag?
> On second thought, and having read your drivel, I guess you don't.
incapable of looking at the facts. But here is a brief summary of
what Obama has done with four years in office:
* After 4 years in office...
* 95% more Americans are using postage stamps.
* 5 in 6 Americans live in the suburbs.
* 740,000 more Americans are talking in their sleep.
*230 million Americans are unappreciated, under-appreciated or have
quit trying to be appreciated.
* Home ownership means less aprtments being rented.
* Medical costs are still preferable to funeral costs.
* Obama has added less than $6 trillion to the national debt in more
than 4 years
* Obamacare will add an additional stanza to the national anthem.
* Gas prices have fluxuated.
*For the first time in history America's credit rating was so bad it
had to take out a pay day loan.
*America is more bi-sexual and bi-polar than at any time in the last
50 years
*150% of Americans believe the country is headed in the wrong
direction and should make an abrupt right.
Irish Mike
The only thing that is going to move "Forward" if Obama is re-elected
are the Death Camps, Slavery and the loss of Free Television.
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