Golf Care

[Hor...@net.net]

There's been a lot of wasted words in this newsgroup about health care
and health insurance.

I've decided that what we really need is Golf Care or Golf Insurance.

Here's how Horvath's Golf Insurance works. Sign up by sending me your
name, handicap, and $25. I will keep these on record. Everytime you
golf, send me your scorecard, or a copy, and $5, (filing fee.) When
you have a bad day, I will personally take strokes off you scorecard
at no cost to you. I can guarantee that you will become a better
golfer.

Be a leader, sign up now.

As a bonus, the first 100 to sign up will receive an autographed
picture of Sarah Palin.*

This offer is valid in all 57 states. And all foreign countries
including Guantonimo Bay.

*(or copy)

(This offer not valid where prohibited by law. PGA rules do not
apply. Not valid for PGA tournaments. All results verified by the law
firm of Dewey, Cheetham and Howe. Contributions are not tax
deductible.)

Vote for Palin-Ahhnold in 2012.

Hor...@Horvath.net

My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
ultimate power in the universe."