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jay birdsong

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Apr 19, 2013, 4:51:54 PM4/19/13
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2252 West 1st Street
Vancouver, BC

A tiny 400 sq. ft., dirty, run down, roach infested shit box.

BAR

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Apr 20, 2013, 12:19:52 AM4/20/13
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In article <kksajh$6j4$1...@dont-email.me>, jaybi...@aol.com says...
>
> 2252 West 1st Street
> Vancouver, BC
>
> A tiny 400 sq. ft., dirty, run down, roach infested shit box.

Are you trying to get a date with him?

KenPitts

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Apr 20, 2013, 6:39:18 AM4/20/13
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I hear Vancouver has some of the best Chinese places.

Ken

jay birdsong

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Apr 20, 2013, 12:05:13 PM4/20/13
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"BAR" wrote in message
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No, not at all. You can rest easy, I'm not a threat to your
relationship with him.

BTW: Which one of you is the man?

la...@pivotforpower.com

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Apr 21, 2013, 8:01:58 PM4/21/13
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Pretty decent digs for an unemployed dropout likely being supported by his mother. Likely a few bean-bag chairs, a mat to sleep on, a little old TV, a rickety old computer and there he is, 15 hours a day, 7 days a week, hunched over that thing just posting away to a dozen+ chat groups and discussion groups.

50 year old Alan is an object lesson to all of us. His failure should be a warning. Stay in school. Finish your homework and when you get a job, work hard so you get promoted.

Larry

Alan Baker

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Apr 22, 2013, 4:25:10 AM4/22/13
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In article <38a56788-154f-4e0d...@googlegroups.com>,
Oh, Larry...

What a pity for you that your lies are so transparent.

:-)

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

William Clark

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Apr 22, 2013, 8:16:28 AM4/22/13
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In article <alangbaker-A7614...@news.shawcable.net>,
Alan Baker <alang...@telus.net> wrote:

> In article <38a56788-154f-4e0d...@googlegroups.com>,
> "la...@pivotforpower.com" <la...@pivotforpower.com> wrote:
>
> > On Friday, April 19, 2013 1:51:54 PM UTC-7, jay birdsong wrote:
> > > 2252 West 1st Street
> > >
> > > Vancouver, BC
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > A tiny 400 sq. ft., dirty, run down, roach infested shit box.
> >
> > Pretty decent digs for an unemployed dropout likely being supported by his
> > mother. Likely a few bean-bag chairs, a mat to sleep on, a little old TV,
> > a
> > rickety old computer and there he is, 15 hours a day, 7 days a week,
> > hunched
> > over that thing just posting away to a dozen+ chat groups and discussion
> > groups.
> >
> > 50 year old Alan is an object lesson to all of us. His failure should be a
> > warning. Stay in school. Finish your homework and when you get a job,
> > work
> > hard so you get promoted.
> >
> > Larry
>
> Oh, Larry...
>
> What a pity for you that your lies are so transparent.
>
> :-)

Well perhaps LLarry can finally tell us where he "stayed in school". He
has claimed over and over again to have an engineering degree, but seems
unable to come up with the name of any institution that graduated him.

Could it possible be another Lllarry lie? Oh, my!

jay birdsong

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Apr 22, 2013, 8:31:20 AM4/22/13
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"William Clark" wrote in message
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Neat! One worthless "Class 'A' dick" slapping another on the back!
Get a room, Cunts.

jay birdsong

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Apr 22, 2013, 8:40:10 AM4/22/13
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
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In article <38a56788-154f-4e0d...@googlegroups.com>,
"la...@pivotforpower.com" <la...@pivotforpower.com> wrote:

> On Friday, April 19, 2013 1:51:54 PM UTC-7, jay birdsong wrote:
> > 2252 West 1st Street
> >
> > Vancouver, BC
> >
> >
> >
> > A tiny 400 sq. ft., dirty, run down, roach infested shit box.
>
> Pretty decent digs for an unemployed dropout likely being supported
> by his
> mother. Likely a few bean-bag chairs, a mat to sleep on, a little
> old TV, a
> rickety old computer


> and there he is, 15 hours a day, 7 days a week, hunched
> over that thing just posting away to a dozen+ chat groups and
> discussion
> groups.
>
> 50 year old Alan is an object lesson to all of us. His failure
> should be a
> warning. Stay in school. Finish your homework and when you get a
> job, work
> hard so you get promoted.
>
> Larry

>Oh, Larry...

"Oh, Larry". You sound like a woman.

>What a pity for you that your lies are so transparent.

OK - lets sum up. On the Mac group you "never said you were wealthy",
here you imply you are. So which is it, Dick?

Widdle baby Alwin wants it both ways?


jay birdsong

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Apr 22, 2013, 8:41:01 AM4/22/13
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wrote in message
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On Friday, April 19, 2013 1:51:54 PM UTC-7, jay birdsong wrote:
> 2252 West 1st Street
>
> Vancouver, BC
>
>
>
> A tiny 400 sq. ft., dirty, run down, roach infested shit box.

Pretty decent digs for an unemployed dropout likely being supported by
his mother. Likely a few bean-bag chairs, a mat to sleep on, a little
old TV, a rickety old computer and there he is, 15 hours a day, 7 days
a week, hunched over that thing just posting away to a dozen+ chat
groups and discussion groups.

In trying to impress people who don't give a hot shit if he lives or
dies, he stupidly posted a video walking out of his "roach motel"
apartment, where you can plainly see the dirty ripped up carpets and
all the chipped paint on the walls and doors.

Then driving from his hovel, he was too stupid to realize he videoed
the cross street signs.

When he was outted (different from outed) he quickly pulled it. Wadda
Dick.

William Clark

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Apr 22, 2013, 9:44:57 AM4/22/13
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In article <kl3ad1$tfh$1...@dont-email.me>,
"jay birdsong" <jaybi...@aol.com> wrote:

> "William Clark" wrote in message
> news:clark-AF64D2....@newsfeed.aioe.org...
>
> In article <alangbaker-A7614...@news.shawcable.net>,
> Alan Baker <alang...@telus.net> wrote:
>
> > In article <38a56788-154f-4e0d...@googlegroups.com>,
> > "la...@pivotforpower.com" <la...@pivotforpower.com> wrote:
> >
> > > On Friday, April 19, 2013 1:51:54 PM UTC-7, jay birdsong wrote:
> > > > 2252 West 1st Street
> > > >
> > > > Vancouver, BC
> > > >
> > > >
> >
> > Oh, Larry...
> >
> > What a pity for you that your lies are so transparent.
> >
> > :-)
>
> >Well perhaps LLarry can finally tell us where he "stayed in school".
> >He
> >has claimed over and over again to have an engineering degree, but
> >seems
> >unable to come up with the name of any institution that graduated
> >him.
>
> >Could it possible be another Lllarry lie? Oh, my!
>
> Neat! One worthless "Class 'A' dick" slapping another on the back!
> Get a room, Cunts.

Does Mummy know you are playing on her computer?

jay birdsong

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Apr 22, 2013, 11:05:23 AM4/22/13
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"William Clark" wrote in message
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Does DaDa know you're playing with Alan's dick?

Do you know your wife is sucking your neighbors dick?

bkn...@conramp.net

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Apr 22, 2013, 12:08:40 PM4/22/13
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Horvath is another who refuses to tell us where he got his degree.
Says that's private information. Generally, if it's an accredited
university everyone is proud to reveal that.

Frank Ketchum

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Apr 22, 2013, 12:16:33 PM4/22/13
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<bkn...@conramp.net> wrote in message
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His degree cost him several thousand Marlboro points.


bkn...@conramp.net

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Apr 22, 2013, 12:28:53 PM4/22/13
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On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:05:23 -0400, "jay birdsong"
Do you know you don't have one?

jay birdsong

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Apr 22, 2013, 12:55:37 PM4/22/13
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wrote in message news:l9pan8tp376jfugph...@4ax.com...
Why, you thought you bit it off? You confused me with someone else,
Queen.

la...@pivotforpower.com

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Apr 22, 2013, 12:56:13 PM4/22/13
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I an near 72 years old. 7 handicap golfer. I was a SENIOR VP with one of the largest engineering companies in the world. Before that I was a GS-15 in the NRC and before that 24 years in nuclear subs. I have advanced degrees in Nuclear engineering and political science. As can easily be discerned by my erudite writing, I have benefited from MANY courses in both scientific writing and composition. I was good at it. I wrote our proposals and we won the projects. I live in Rancho Santa Fe, CA because I made a LOT of money consulting to the nuclear power and government nuclear weapons complex. My specialty was nuclear safety.

Your turn.

Larry

Frank Ketchum

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Apr 22, 2013, 1:06:26 PM4/22/13
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<la...@pivotforpower.com> wrote in message
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- - -

No actually it's still your turn. Does this engineering company have a
name? What might it be? From where are your degrees? I've never seen
anyone with a degree refuse to name from where they got it other than
Horvath. If that's your idea of good company, then by all means continue
on.


Alan Baker

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Apr 22, 2013, 1:39:19 PM4/22/13
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In article <9e8df9d1-7a20-495a...@googlegroups.com>,
Probably true.

> 7 handicap golfer.

Utter nonsense.

> I was a SENIOR VP with one of
> the largest engineering companies in the world. Before that I was a GS-15 in
> the NRC and before that 24 years in nuclear subs. I have advanced degrees in
> Nuclear engineering and political science. As can easily be discerned by my
> erudite writing, I have benefited from MANY courses in both scientific
> writing and composition. I was good at it. I wrote our proposals and we won
> the projects. I live in Rancho Santa Fe, CA because I made a LOT of money
> consulting to the nuclear power and government nuclear weapons complex. My
> specialty was nuclear safety.

And the business you kept insisting was not a little one-man show you
ran out of your basement has disappeared completely.

delmardata.com

Care to explain?

>
> Your turn.
>
> Larry

Alan Baker

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Apr 22, 2013, 1:40:22 PM4/22/13
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In article <kl3atj$19n$1...@dont-email.me>,
I'm not implying that I'm wealthy, Michael.

>
> Widdle baby Alwin wants it both ways?

Horva...@net.net

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Apr 22, 2013, 3:24:34 PM4/22/13
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On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:08:40 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
crap:

>
>Horvath is another who refuses to tell us where he got his degree.
>Says that's private information. Generally, if it's an accredited
>university everyone is proud to reveal that.

Where I got my degree is on a need-to-know basis. You don't need to
know.


This signature is now the ultimate
power in the universe

bkn...@conramp.net

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Apr 22, 2013, 4:14:23 PM4/22/13
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On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:24:34 -0400, Horva...@net.net wrote:

>On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:08:40 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
>crap:
>
>>
>>Horvath is another who refuses to tell us where he got his degree.
>>Says that's private information. Generally, if it's an accredited
>>university everyone is proud to reveal that.
>
>Where I got my degree is on a need-to-know basis. You don't need to
>know.
>

You don't have a collage degree. It's patently obvious, but keep on
blustering because I doubt that anyone believes you anyway.

Moderate

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Apr 22, 2013, 7:53:27 PM4/22/13
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bkn...@conramp.net Wrote in message:
The great mind reader has spoken. What an ass. LOL
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bkn...@conramp.net

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Apr 22, 2013, 8:01:33 PM4/22/13
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On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:53:27 -0500 (CDT), Moderate <nos...@nomail.com>
wrote:

>bkn...@conramp.net Wrote in message:
>> On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:24:34 -0400, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:08:40 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
>>>crap:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Horvath is another who refuses to tell us where he got his degree.
>>>>Says that's private information. Generally, if it's an accredited
>>>>university everyone is proud to reveal that.
>>>
>>>Where I got my degree is on a need-to-know basis. You don't need to
>>>know.
>>>
>>
>> You don't have a collage degree. It's patently obvious, but keep on
>> blustering because I doubt that anyone believes you anyway.
>>
>
>The great mind reader has spoken. What an ass. LOL

You'd back any liar if he was a right wing zealot.
Schmuck. You probably didn't graduate junior high school.

la...@pivotforpower.com

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Apr 22, 2013, 8:08:56 PM4/22/13
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Everyone with a brain would refuse to put details of his life up on the Internet, especially among hostile nutcases like some here. They might assiduously dig for any possible way to embarrass. Alan Baker for example, contacted Golf Labs after I hired that company to evaluate one of my golf inventions. He URGED that commercial company to change their evaluation results. Golf Labs called me and told me a "nutcase" had called them. I would own everything he had. I would have sued him out of existence for unlawful business interference, but I learned that he owns virtually nothing of value.

So what might a seething hate-filled moron do if he knew which institutions I had attended and been employed by? No limit!

But don't let me stop you! If you feel froggy, post your personal information. Alan is waiting.

Larry

Horva...@net.net

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Apr 22, 2013, 8:14:59 PM4/22/13
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On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:14:23 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
crap:

>>Where I got my degree is on a need-to-know basis. You don't need to
>>know.
>>
>
>You don't have a collage degree. It's patently obvious, but keep on
>blustering because I doubt that anyone believes you anyway.

I posted a picture of myself in a military uniform. You don't get to
be an officer without a degree. That's a fact, jack.

gpsman

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Apr 22, 2013, 8:33:52 PM4/22/13
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On Apr 22, 8:14 pm, Horvath1...@net.net wrote:
>
> I posted a picture of myself in a military uniform.  You don't get to
> be an officer without a degree.  That's a fact, jack.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlefield_promotion
-----

- gpsman

Horva...@net.net

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Apr 22, 2013, 8:42:56 PM4/22/13
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On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:33:52 -0700 (PDT), gpsman
<gps...@driversmail.com> wrote this crap:
First, I was never in combat. And second, battlefield promotions are
only temporary. Once the conflict is over you revert to your
permanent rank. Sucks to be you.

Alan Baker

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Apr 22, 2013, 9:09:11 PM4/22/13
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In article <4919237c-97ea-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>,
That is nothing but a flat out lie told by an inveterate, unapologetic
liar.

Here is Gene Parente's actual response to my simple question about
whether or not they were endorsing your product as your web site implied:

"Alan,

Thanks for the email. We did conduct a test for RU Late? However we do
not as a policy endorse any company's product.

Gene"

My email that generated that response? It went like this:

"Subject: Did you "verify" the effectiveness of this swing trainer?

Are you endorsing this product?

<http://www.rulate.org/>

Because now it really looks like you are...

Alan Baker"

The end. Full stop.

Then there's the big successful company Del Mar Data that Larry insisted
wasn't just a one-man shop he ran out of his basement (despite him being
the only contact listed) that suddenly disappeared...

Larry Whitaker of Rancho Santa Fe, California is a bald-faced liar.

:-)



>
> So what might a seething hate-filled moron do if he knew which institutions I
> had attended and been employed by? No limit!
>
> But don't let me stop you! If you feel froggy, post your personal
> information. Alan is waiting.

If you feel froggy with your brand-new 7 handicap...

...honour the match you challenged me to play.

la...@pivotforpower.com

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Apr 22, 2013, 9:53:41 PM4/22/13
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Probably cruel, but it is fun to bait a fish, ha. Look at what the idiot wrote, revealing his hatred to everyone here. Only Alan Baker keeps a catalog of our posts to be used against us in the future. How FUCKED UP is that? Wow.


jay birdsong

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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
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LOL.


Moderate

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Apr 22, 2013, 10:24:50 PM4/22/13
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Junior High stunts and lying are
your thing.

Alan Baker

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Apr 23, 2013, 1:29:57 AM4/23/13
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In article <fe4caeae-76a7-41e1...@googlegroups.com>,
Really? In what words did I reveal this "hatred". Was it the part where
I calmly refuted your bullshit?

I spoke the truth, Larry. I would think the "hatred" would be the one
who has to make up lies.

Oh, and BTW, I don't "keep a catalog". I guess you still haven't figured
out this thing called the "Internet" and "Google Groups". That's some
great thinking from a self-proclaimed university graduate...

Dene

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Apr 23, 2013, 4:08:22 AM4/23/13
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So you now admit Larry lives in Rancho Santa Fe. For years you lied
about this until a certain AP reporter interviewed him. And didn't you
promised the group that you would no longer interact with Larry.

Another lie.

-Greg

Alan Baker

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Apr 23, 2013, 4:31:19 AM4/23/13
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In article
<934fa201-5540-442b...@i20g2000pbq.googlegroups.com>,
LOL

I love your hypocrisy...

Moderate

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Apr 23, 2013, 6:36:59 AM4/23/13
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Alan Baker <alang...@telus.net> Wrote in message:
Dene is spot on. There is something wrong with you.

gpsman

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Apr 23, 2013, 7:39:02 AM4/23/13
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On Apr 22, 8:42 pm, Horvath1...@net.net wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:33:52 -0700 (PDT), gpsman
> <gps...@driversmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
> >On Apr 22, 8:14 pm, Horvath1...@net.net wrote:
>
> >> I posted a picture of myself in a military uniform.  You don't get to
> >> be an officer without a degree.  That's a fact, jack.
>
> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlefield_promotion
>
> First, I was never in combat.

No kidding?

>  And second, battlefield promotions are
> only temporary.

Don't be silly.

> Once the conflict is over you revert to your
> permanent rank.

There is no such animal as "permanent" rank.

> Sucks to be you.

I don't have to pretend I'm a veteran on Usenet to boost my self-
esteem...
-----

- gpsman

William Clark

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Apr 23, 2013, 8:30:47 AM4/23/13
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In article <kl3jdt$216$1...@dont-email.me>,
"jay birdsong" <jaybi...@aol.com> wrote:

> "William Clark" wrote in message
> news:clark-2C7571....@newsfeed.aioe.org...
>
> In article <kl3ad1$tfh$1...@dont-email.me>,
> "jay birdsong" <jaybi...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > "William Clark" wrote in message
> > news:clark-AF64D2....@newsfeed.aioe.org...
> >
> > In article <alangbaker-A7614...@news.shawcable.net>,
> > Alan Baker <alang...@telus.net> wrote:
> >
> > > In article
> > > <38a56788-154f-4e0d...@googlegroups.com>,
> > > "la...@pivotforpower.com" <la...@pivotforpower.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Friday, April 19, 2013 1:51:54 PM UTC-7, jay birdsong wrote:
> > > > > 2252 West 1st Street
> > > > >
> > > > > Vancouver, BC
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > Oh, Larry...
> > >
> > > What a pity for you that your lies are so transparent.
> > >
> > > :-)
> >
> > >Well perhaps LLarry can finally tell us where he "stayed in
> > >school".
> > >He
> > >has claimed over and over again to have an engineering degree, but
> > >seems
> > >unable to come up with the name of any institution that graduated
> > >him.
> >
> > >Could it possible be another Lllarry lie? Oh, my!
> >
> > Neat! One worthless "Class 'A' dick" slapping another on the back!
> > Get a room, Cunts.
>
> >Does Mummy know you are playing on her computer?
>
> Does DaDa know you're playing with Alan's dick?
>
> Do you know your wife is sucking your neighbors dick?

Enough is enough of this moronic little baby.

*PLONK*

William Clark

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Apr 23, 2013, 8:32:59 AM4/23/13
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In article <alangbaker-A2396...@news.shawcable.net>,
Well, we never have found out what and where his "advanced degrees" came
from, in spite of repeated requests for the information. Another Larry
lie, we must conclude.

William Clark

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Apr 23, 2013, 8:34:26 AM4/23/13
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In article <06edt.4791$ak7....@newsfe23.iad>,
Frank, for once I find we are 100% in agreement on this charlatan.

Horva...@net.net

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Apr 23, 2013, 8:54:35 AM4/23/13
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On Tue, 23 Apr 2013 04:39:02 -0700 (PDT), gpsman
<gps...@driversmail.com> wrote this crap:

>On Apr 22, 8:42 pm, Horvath1...@net.net wrote:
>> On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:33:52 -0700 (PDT), gpsman
>> <gps...@driversmail.com> wrote this crap:
>>
>> >On Apr 22, 8:14 pm, Horvath1...@net.net wrote:
>>
>> >> I posted a picture of myself in a military uniform.  You don't get to
>> >> be an officer without a degree.  That's a fact, jack.
>>
>> >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlefield_promotion
>>
>> First, I was never in combat.
>
>No kidding?
>
>>  And second, battlefield promotions are
>> only temporary.
>
>Don't be silly.
>
>> Once the conflict is over you revert to your
>> permanent rank.
>
>There is no such animal as "permanent" rank.

You are really stupid.

MNMikeW

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Apr 23, 2013, 9:57:53 AM4/23/13
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Moderate wrote:
> bkn...@conramp.net Wrote in message:
>> On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:24:34 -0400, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:08:40 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
>>> crap:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Horvath is another who refuses to tell us where he got his degree.
>>>> Says that's private information. Generally, if it's an accredited
>>>> university everyone is proud to reveal that.
>>>
>>> Where I got my degree is on a need-to-know basis. You don't need to
>>> know.
>>>
>>
>> You don't have a collage degree. It's patently obvious, but keep on
>> blustering because I doubt that anyone believes you anyway.
>>
>
> The great mind reader has spoken. What an ass. LOL
>
A legend in his own mind

MNMikeW

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Apr 23, 2013, 10:06:22 AM4/23/13
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Guy is fucking nuts. He can't NOT "interact" with Larry. His lack of
self esteem wont allow it.

MNMikeW

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Apr 23, 2013, 10:07:09 AM4/23/13
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Moderate wrote:
> Alan Baker <alang...@telus.net> Wrote in message:
>> In article
>> <934fa201-5540-442b...@i20g2000pbq.googlegroups.com>,
>> Dene <gds...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> So you now admit Larry lives in Rancho Santa Fe. For years you lied
>>> about this until a certain AP reporter interviewed him. And didn't you
>>> promised the group that you would no longer interact with Larry.
>>>
>>> Another lie.
>>>
>>> -Greg
>>
>> LOL
>>
>> I love your hypocrisy...
>>
>
> Dene is spot on. There is something wrong with you.
>
The DC from BC needs to be on a no-fly list. El-nutso.

jay birdsong

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wrote in message
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On Monday, April 22, 2013 10:06:26 AM UTC-7, Frank Ketchum wrote:
> <la...@pivotforpower.com> wrote in message

> Alan Baker for example, contacted Golf Labs after I hired that
> company to evaluate one of my golf inventions. He URGED that
> commercial company to change their evaluation results. Golf >Labs
> called me and told me a "nutcase" had called them. I would own
> everything he had. I would have sued him out of existence for
> unlawful business interference, but I learned that he >owns
> virtually nothing of value.


Alwin Baker - Scumbag par excellence. A "nothing". A " Zero".


jay birdsong

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Apr 23, 2013, 10:18:07 AM4/23/13
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
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Wadda worthless dick.

jay birdsong

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Apr 23, 2013, 10:19:41 AM4/23/13
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"William Clark" wrote in message
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One worthless dick agreeing with another. How cute. Get a room
girls.

bkn...@conramp.net

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Apr 23, 2013, 11:23:17 AM4/23/13
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On Tue, 23 Apr 2013 05:36:59 -0500 (CDT), Moderate <nos...@nomail.com>
wrote:

>Alan Baker <alang...@telus.net> Wrote in message:
>> In article
>> <934fa201-5540-442b...@i20g2000pbq.googlegroups.com>,
>> Dene <gds...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> So you now admit Larry lives in Rancho Santa Fe. For years you lied
>>> about this until a certain AP reporter interviewed him. And didn't you
>>> promised the group that you would no longer interact with Larry.
>>>
>>> Another lie.
>>>
>>> -Greg
>>
>> LOL
>>
>> I love your hypocrisy...
>>
>
>Dene is spot on. There is something wrong with you.

LOL. Turn that spotlight inward sicko.

Alan Baker

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Apr 23, 2013, 12:05:01 PM4/23/13
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In article <kl5o82$a5m$2...@speranza.aioe.org>,
Moderate <nos...@nomail.com> wrote:

> Alan Baker <alang...@telus.net> Wrote in message:
> > In article
> > <934fa201-5540-442b...@i20g2000pbq.googlegroups.com>,
> > Dene <gds...@aol.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> So you now admit Larry lives in Rancho Santa Fe. For years you lied
> >> about this until a certain AP reporter interviewed him. And didn't you
> >> promised the group that you would no longer interact with Larry.
> >>
> >> Another lie.
> >>
> >> -Greg
> >
> > LOL
> >
> > I love your hypocrisy...
> >
>
> Dene is spot on. There is something wrong with you.

Whether he's spot on your not isn't the point.

Alan Baker

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Apr 23, 2013, 12:05:21 PM4/23/13
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In article <atnisd...@mid.individual.net>,
Why, exactly? Be specific...

Alan Baker

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Apr 23, 2013, 12:06:15 PM4/23/13
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In article <atniqu...@mid.individual.net>,
LOL

And Greg can't NOT "interact" with me...

KenPitts

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Apr 23, 2013, 6:35:14 PM4/23/13
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Same thing with me Mike. It is coming up on ten years now since the round of golf in Bellingham WA.

Ken

Alan Baker

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Apr 23, 2013, 7:02:11 PM4/23/13
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In article <4837ddce-9c93-4ab6...@googlegroups.com>,
LOL

My ribbing of you has absolutely NOTHING to do with any round of golf,
Ken.

jay birdsong

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Apr 24, 2013, 8:17:54 AM4/24/13
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Who does stuff like this except a brain damaged 52 yo Dick?




"Alan Baker" wrote in message
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Alan Baker

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Apr 24, 2013, 12:00:31 PM4/24/13
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In article <kl8ibn$jla$1...@dont-email.me>,
"jay birdsong" <jaybi...@aol.com> wrote:

> Who does stuff like this except a brain damaged 52 yo Dick?

Who believes anything you say?

Dene

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Apr 24, 2013, 1:10:10 PM4/24/13
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So it was 10 years ago when Alwin lied about your helicoptering a
club, then commenced stalking you....even posting private email.

You'd think he'd tire of this obsession by now.

-Greg

Alan Baker

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Apr 24, 2013, 2:12:18 PM4/24/13
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In article
<5e967863-a016-4603...@k8g2000pbf.googlegroups.com>,
I didn't lie. Ken did throw a club. Even he admits it. The fact that I
used hyperbole in a newsgroup (imagine that! HYPERBOLE!) doesn't make it
a lie.

> club, then commenced stalking you....even posting private email.

So then you're stalking me as well, huh?

>
> You'd think he'd tire of this obsession by now.

LOL

Nashton

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Apr 24, 2013, 2:27:20 PM4/24/13
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Unbelievable. I read the whole thread and many others authored by bakr.
There must be a screw(s) loose, otherwise why would someone advocate and
lie through his rotten teeth for a tax-dodging Chinese multinational?

Alan Baker

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Apr 24, 2013, 2:29:09 PM4/24/13
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In article <kl9864$uun$3...@speranza.aioe.org>, Nashton <na...@na.ca>
wrote:
Again, what criteria do you apply to Apple that makes them a
"tax-dodging Chinese multinational" that doesn't equally apply to any
other computer/digital device maker?

jay birdsong

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Apr 24, 2013, 2:37:46 PM4/24/13
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
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In article <kl8ibn$jla$1...@dont-email.me>,
"jay birdsong" <jaybi...@aol.com> wrote:

> Who does stuff like this except a brain damaged 52 yo Dick?

>Who believes anything you say?

I only copied the post from the guy you tried to screw. You really
are a worthless piece of shit.

jay birdsong

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Apr 24, 2013, 3:54:52 PM4/24/13
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
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In article <fe4caeae-76a7-41e1...@googlegroups.com>,
"la...@pivotforpower.com" <la...@pivotforpower.com> wrote:

> On Monday, April 22, 2013 6:09:11 PM UTC-7, Alan Baker wrote:
> > In article
> > <4919237c-97ea-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>,
> >
> > "la...@pivotforpower.com" <la...@pivotforpower.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > > assiduously dig for any possible way to embarrass. Alan Baker
> > > for
> > > example,
> >
> > > contacted Golf Labs after I hired that company to evaluate one
> > > of my golf
> >
> > > inventions. He URGED that commercial company to change their
> > > evaluation
> >
> > > results. Golf Labs called me and told me a "nutcase" had called
> > > them. I
> >
> > > would own everything he had. I would have sued him out of
> > > existence for
> >
> > > unlawful business interference, but I learned that he owns
> > > virtually
> > > nothing
> >
> > > of value.
> >
> >
> >
> > > So what might a seething hate-filled moron do if he knew which
> > > institutions I
> >
> > > had attended and been employed by? No limit!
> >
> > >
> >
> > > But don't let me stop you! If you feel froggy, post your
> > > personal
> >
> > > information. Alan is waiting.
> >
> >
> >
> > If you feel froggy with your brand-new 7 handicap...
> >
> >
> >
> > ...honour the match you challenged me to play.
> >
> >
> >
> > :-)
> >
> >
> >
> > --
> >
> > Alan Baker
>
> Probably cruel, but it is fun to bait a fish, ha. Look at what the
> idiot
> wrote, revealing his hatred to everyone here. Only Alan Baker keeps
> a
> catalog of our posts to be used against us in the future. How
> FUCKED UP is
> that? Wow.

>Really? In what words did I reveal this "hatred". Was it the part
>where
>I calmly refuted your bullshit?

>I spoke the truth, Larry. I would think the "hatred" would be the one
>who has to make up lies.

>Oh, and BTW, I don't "keep a catalog". I guess you still haven't
>figured
>out this thing called the "Internet" and "Google Groups".

You are FOS and a lying POS. It's not a ten second deal to dig that
info up. Of course you have a catalogue. It must really suck to be
you. Get a life.


jay birdsong

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Apr 24, 2013, 4:00:02 PM4/24/13
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"MNMikeW" wrote in message news:atniqu...@mid.individual.net...
He's like a frenzied Jack in the box, jumping back and forth between
half a dozen groups. He hides behind a keyboard like the coward he
is. He wouldn't dare pull shit like this face to face with anyone
except his mother. I've got to wonder how many small animals this
waste has tortured.

jay birdsong

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Apr 24, 2013, 4:01:57 PM4/24/13
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"Dene" wrote in message
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He's a worthless waste without a life. Did you know he's the "Top
Usenet Poster" in history? 35,000 posts.

jay birdsong

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Apr 24, 2013, 4:02:57 PM4/24/13
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"William Clark" wrote in message
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One Dick, sucking another Dicks dick.

Frank Ketchum

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Apr 24, 2013, 4:13:18 PM4/24/13
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<la...@pivotforpower.com> wrote in message
news:4919237c-97ea-4b9b...@googlegroups.com...
Everyone with a brain would refuse to put details of his life up on the
Internet, especially among hostile nutcases like some here. They might
assiduously dig for any possible way to embarrass. Alan Baker for example,
contacted Golf Labs after I hired that company to evaluate one of my golf
inventions. He URGED that commercial company to change their evaluation
results. Golf Labs called me and told me a "nutcase" had called them. I
would own everything he had. I would have sued him out of existence for
unlawful business interference, but I learned that he owns virtually nothing
of value.

So what might a seething hate-filled moron do if he knew which institutions
I had attended and been employed by? No limit!

But don't let me stop you! If you feel froggy, post your personal
information. Alan is waiting.

- - -

I have posted from where I earned my engineering degree. I post under my
real name and I've posted where I live.

I have nothing to hide.


jay birdsong

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Apr 24, 2013, 5:15:34 PM4/24/13
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
news:alangbaker-478FB...@news.shawcable.net...

In article <kl5o82$a5m$2...@speranza.aioe.org>,
Moderate <nos...@nomail.com> wrote:

> Alan Baker <alang...@telus.net> Wrote in message:
> > In article
> > <934fa201-5540-442b...@i20g2000pbq.googlegroups.com>,
> > Dene <gds...@aol.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> So you now admit Larry lives in Rancho Santa Fe. For years you
> >> lied
> >> about this until a certain AP reporter interviewed him. And
> >> didn't you
> >> promised the group that you would no longer interact with Larry.
> >>
> >> Another lie.
> >>
> >> -Greg
> >
> > LOL
> >
> > I love your hypocrisy...
> >
>
> Dene is spot on. There is something wrong with you.

>Whether he's spot on your not isn't the point.

BWAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

You're even more stupid than I thought possible.

bkn...@conramp.net

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Apr 24, 2013, 5:42:59 PM4/24/13
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You really have a mental problem if you think that LLLLLarrry is
someone who is believable. But then your ass is so full of throwing
shit at Alan, anyone who happens to agree with any little thing he
says is anathema to you.

Get a life.

jay birdsong

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Apr 24, 2013, 6:15:08 PM4/24/13
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wrote in message news:m9kgn81m4s3cp9ikb...@4ax.com...
Oh my. I insulted your man friend, Alwin, and you are cross. So
sorry.

Might I suggest: Eat shit and choke, you fucking asswipe.

bkn...@conramp.net

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Apr 24, 2013, 6:40:06 PM4/24/13
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No, dickhead. It has nothing to do with Alan as far as I'm concerned.
Your message was to William Clark who was discussing the inveterate
liar LLLLLLLarrry. But you, with your psychological instability, had
to make it something about Alan.

>
>Might I suggest: Eat shit and choke, you fucking asswipe.

Might I suggest: ask a psychologist if it's normal to post 15 times a
day just to make shitty slurs. I guess you have nothing better to do,
but with an IQ of 70 I guess it's understandable.

KenPitts

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Apr 24, 2013, 9:06:01 PM4/24/13
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On Wednesday, April 24, 2013 12:10:10 PM UTC-5, Dene wrote:

> So it was 10 years ago when Alwin lied about your helicoptering a
>
> club, then commenced stalking you....even posting private email.
>
>
>
> You'd think he'd tire of this obsession by now.
>
>
>
> -Greg

Not quite 10 years. The event in Bellingham was in 2004. Don't know if I told you before, I actually met the troll.

Ken

Alan Baker

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Apr 24, 2013, 9:08:00 PM4/24/13
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In article <kl98ju$ilq$1...@dont-email.me>,
"jay birdsong" <jaybi...@aol.com> wrote:

> "Alan Baker" wrote in message
> news:alangbaker-D900B...@news.shawcable.net...
>
> In article <kl8ibn$jla$1...@dont-email.me>,
> "jay birdsong" <jaybi...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > Who does stuff like this except a brain damaged 52 yo Dick?
>
> >Who believes anything you say?
>
> I only copied the post from the guy you tried to screw. You really
> are a worthless piece of shit.

Larry's like you and no one believes anything he says either.

:-)

Alan Baker

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Apr 24, 2013, 9:16:36 PM4/24/13
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In article <fada952f-fd17-48ba...@googlegroups.com>,
Yup. And you came off as a spoiled brat...

...which is quite unbecoming for a man of your advanced years.

Alan Baker

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Apr 24, 2013, 9:16:56 PM4/24/13
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In article <kl9d4g$eiq$1...@dont-email.me>,
LOL

Dene

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Apr 25, 2013, 12:51:29 AM4/25/13
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Yep...I remember you describing him as a scraggly.

-Greg

Alan Baker

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Apr 25, 2013, 4:13:25 AM4/25/13
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In article
<c2d1a629-88c6-49fa...@g5g2000pbp.googlegroups.com>,
Yeah... ...because that's an important factor.

William Clark

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Apr 25, 2013, 8:00:09 AM4/25/13
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In article <i1Xdt.12583$Ep5....@newsfe29.iad>,
Actually, LLLarry, you have NEVER posted any details about your
"engineering degree", even though you have repeatedly been asked
/challenged to do so.

Well, here's your chance to put the record straight, by telling us all
where you DID get your "engineering degree" from.

But I think the silence will be deafening. Or another evasion.

Horva...@net.net

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Apr 25, 2013, 9:43:18 AM4/25/13
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On Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:00:09 -0400, William Clark
<cl...@nospammatsceng.ohio-state.edu> wrote this crap:
I think I saw him a few times when I was at MIT. Maybe it was someone
who looked like him. Maybe it wasn't MIT, probably Oxford.


This signature is now the ultimate
power in the universe

bkn...@conramp.net

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:23:02 AM4/25/13
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It's much more likely to be NIU for both of you.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Northern Imaginary University.

MNMikeW

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:27:00 AM4/25/13
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A normal person uses a killfile.

MNMikeW

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:28:29 AM4/25/13
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I picture Shaggy on Scooby-Doo, but without the balls.

bkn...@conramp.net

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:41:29 AM4/25/13
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Then gets crap for it.

MNMikeW

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:55:09 AM4/25/13
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Not for OBVIOUS trolls.

bkn...@conramp.net

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Apr 25, 2013, 11:07:53 AM4/25/13
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I'm sure you'll let me know who I should KF in the future.

jay birdsong

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Apr 25, 2013, 11:27:40 AM4/25/13
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"MNMikeW" wrote in message news:atsspk...@mid.individual.net...
Some people love to be abused. That’s why BJKnight will always answer
my posts. He and his alter ego, Alwin Baker.

MNMikeW

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Apr 25, 2013, 11:36:52 AM4/25/13
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Well, if you have to reply to 15 posts a day with shitty slurs you must
have nothing better to do. Have fun.

bkn...@conramp.net

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Apr 25, 2013, 11:42:52 AM4/25/13
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Are you kidding? Those 15 post weren't replied to by me. Birdshit
and Alan swapped them. I only pointed it out. Since you called
Birdshit an OBVIOUS troll I supposes you've kill filed him.

MNMikeW

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Apr 25, 2013, 12:35:34 PM4/25/13
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Duh.

Dene

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Apr 25, 2013, 5:13:14 PM4/25/13
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Raggee
Raaaaaggeeeee

la...@pivotforpower.com

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Apr 25, 2013, 5:34:06 PM4/25/13
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Hey big guy! You first! Post where you went to college so Alan Baker can contact them about you. If he learns anything negative or funny, he will post it right here.

Alan is waiting. Go!

Larry

Alan Baker

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Apr 25, 2013, 5:43:05 PM4/25/13
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In article <af3be0f3-fb69-4e1a...@googlegroups.com>,
LOL

Why would I do that, Larry?

You tried to imply that a company that never provides endorsements was
endorsing your POS training gadget; one which you, yourself, admitted
was actually useless.

I was just curious to see if they had actually endorsed it despite it
quite obviously being a piece of junk, so I asked... ...politely and to
the point. I never once suggested that they DO anything. And what I got
was a polite reply from Mr. Gene Parente...

...and you changed the text on your website.

I bet you got quite an earful from Golf Labs, huh?

:-)

Flint

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Apr 25, 2013, 6:54:07 PM4/25/13
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On 4/24/2013 2:29 PM, Alan Baker wrote:
> In article <kl9864$uun$3...@speranza.aioe.org>, Nashton <na...@na.ca>
> wrote:
>
>> On 04-24-13 9:17 AM, jay birdsong wrote:
>>> Who does stuff like this except a brain damaged 52 yo Dick?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Alan Baker" wrote in message
>>> news:alangbaker-71B40...@news.shawcable.net...
>>>> Alan Baker for example,
>>>> contacted Golf Labs after I hired that company to evaluate one of my golf
>>>> inventions. He URGED that commercial company to change their evaluation
>>>> results. Golf Labs called me and told me a "nutcase" had called them. I
>>>> would own everything he had. I would have sued him out of existence for
>>>> unlawful business interference, but I learned that he owns virtually
>>>> nothing
>>>> of value.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Unbelievable. I read the whole thread and many others authored by bakr.
>> There must be a screw(s) loose, otherwise why would someone advocate and
>> lie through his rotten teeth for a tax-dodging Chinese multinational?
>
> Again, what criteria do you apply to Apple that makes them a
> "tax-dodging Chinese multinational" that doesn't equally apply to any
> other computer/digital device maker?

It's obvious Alan fails to realize that bad behavior on the part of
one corporation doesn't justify another's bad behavior.


--
MFB

Alan Baker

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Apr 25, 2013, 6:55:47 PM4/25/13
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In article <klcc0h$d5n$1...@dont-email.me>,
I couldn't disagree more.

What I'm asking is why the troll applies his standards differently to
different corporations.

Snit

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Apr 25, 2013, 7:00:42 PM4/25/13
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On 4/25/13 3:54 PM, in article klcc0h$d5n$1...@dont-email.me, "Flint"
<agen...@section-31.net> wrote:

>>> Unbelievable. I read the whole thread and many others authored by bakr.
>>> There must be a screw(s) loose, otherwise why would someone advocate and
>>> lie through his rotten teeth for a tax-dodging Chinese multinational?
>>
>> Again, what criteria do you apply to Apple that makes them a
>> "tax-dodging Chinese multinational" that doesn't equally apply to any
>> other computer/digital device maker?
>
> It's obvious Alan fails to realize that bad behavior on the part of
> one corporation doesn't justify another's bad behavior.

The US legal system pretty much encourages this type of BS. *THAT* is not
Apple's fault. Nor MS's. Nor Google's.

The laws are broken and should be fixed.


--
Proof Mark Bilk's http://cosmicpenguin.com/911/ is nothing but silly
fiction: <http://bit.ly/12GULa6>
Using Bilk's own "logic" he posts his lies because the Underground
Marshmallow People pay him to.

Horva...@net.net

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Apr 25, 2013, 7:27:16 PM4/25/13
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On Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:54:07 -0400, Flint <agen...@section-31.net>
wrote this crap:

>> Again, what criteria do you apply to Apple that makes them a
>> "tax-dodging Chinese multinational" that doesn't equally apply to any
>> other computer/digital device maker?
>
>It's obvious Alan fails to realize that bad behavior on the part of
>one corporation doesn't justify another's bad behavior.

Let it go.

jay birdsong

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Apr 25, 2013, 8:19:19 PM4/25/13
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
news:alangbaker-67988...@news.shawcable.net...
Why would you do a thing like that? Is it because you're a mean
spirited scumbag POS?



>I never once suggested that they DO anything. And what I got
>was a polite reply from Mr. Gene Parente...

>...and you changed the text on your website.

>I bet you got quite an earful from Golf Labs, huh?

So you did say something. Now it comes out what a worthless,
contemptible, POS loser you are.

Alan Baker

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Apr 25, 2013, 8:25:12 PM4/25/13
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In article <klch08$1k4$1...@dont-email.me>,
It amused me.

:-)

>
>
>
> >I never once suggested that they DO anything. And what I got
> >was a polite reply from Mr. Gene Parente...
>
> >...and you changed the text on your website.
>
> >I bet you got quite an earful from Golf Labs, huh?
>
> So you did say something. Now it comes out what a worthless,
> contemptible, POS loser you are.

I said precisely what I've already mentioned:

"Subject: Did you "verify" the effectiveness of this swing trainer?

Are you endorsing this product?

<http://www.rulate.org/>

Because now it really looks like you are..."

That is the sum total of my communication with Golf Labs.

jay birdsong

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Apr 25, 2013, 9:19:00 PM4/25/13
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
news:alangbaker-3D505...@news.shawcable.net...
IOW: you're a mean spirited scumbag POS. A coward, really.

>
>
>
> >I never once suggested that they DO anything. And what I got
> >was a polite reply from Mr. Gene Parente...
>
> >...and you changed the text on your website.
>
> >I bet you got quite an earful from Golf Labs, huh?
>
> So you did say something. Now it comes out what a worthless,
> contemptible, POS loser you are.

>I said precisely what I've already mentioned:

>"Subject: Did you "verify" the effectiveness of this swing trainer?

>Are you endorsing this product?

<http://www.rulate.org/>

>Because now it really looks like you are..."

>That is the sum total of my communication with Golf Labs.


Only a low does shit like that. Can anyone you know stomach you?

Alan Baker

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Apr 25, 2013, 9:20:28 PM4/25/13
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In article <klckg5$fib$1...@dont-email.me>,
What is low about it?

If Larry's being above board, then there would have been no problem. If
he's a liar and misusing Golf Labs, then I'm sure they are grateful to
discover it.

:-)

jay birdsong

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Apr 25, 2013, 9:22:10 PM4/25/13
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"Alan Baker" wrote in message
news:alangbaker-3D505...@news.shawcable.net...

Alan Baker

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Apr 25, 2013, 9:24:49 PM4/25/13
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In article <klckm3$gd8$1...@dont-email.me>,
"jay birdsong" <jaybi...@aol.com> wrote:

Nothing, apparently, except for the subject line.

So what lie is it that I'm supposed to have told, Michael?
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