Proof that Tiger Woods is God!
annika1980
his body in some cave with a huge boulder in front. The next day the
stone was miraculously moved aside and Jesus was gone.
Well isn't this just more evidence (as if we needed any more) that
Tiger Woods is God?
I mean, who else could command a bunch of guys to move a huge boulder
like that?
It's only happened two times in recorded history that I know of ....
Jerusalem and Phoenix.
What more proof do you heretics need?
MNMikeW
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When he walks across Rae's Creek (not using the bridge).
Mike Pearson
1. Way to keep the content current...
2. Pretty much any excavating crew will have removed larger rocks,
generally at the orders of a foreman.
BigSlicer
How utterly stupid.
Jesus is God. Jesus is the messiah. In really bad taste to make fun
otherwise.
It was said that people would turn to false Gods. Is Tiger yours?
Learn about Jesus, you might just learn more about yourself.
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Miss Anne Thrope
because his carcass had been dragged off by animals and eaten. You
can't just leave meat laying around like that.
I'm hoping Tiger's gospel ends in the same manner.
annika1980
> I've always felt that the true story of Jesus not being in the tomb was
> because his carcass had been dragged off by animals and eaten. You
> can't just leave meat laying around like that.
Interesting theory. So you could say that a little bit of Jesus is in
all of us.
Well, us meat-eaters anyway.
annika1980
>
> It was said that people would turn to false Gods. Is Tiger yours?
>
You should have your tongue cut out, Blasphemer!
tonysin
I wish people would stop resurrecting the Phoenix boulder incident.
Learn the rules, shankopotamus.
Paul Schmitz-Josten
<390860af-b956-4c85...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>:
>We've all heard the story of how Jesus was crucified and they buried
>his body in some cave with a huge boulder in front. The next day the
>stone was miraculously moved aside and Jesus was gone.
>
>Well isn't this just more evidence (as if we needed any more) that
>Tiger Woods is God?
Plus, there is further evidence:
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1st1Vw2kY>
which brings a nice story into my mind:
Jesus and Petrus play golf. At a Par 3 with a lake in front of the green,
Petrus says: "Tiger would take a 9-iron here." Jesus does so and, of
course, stays short. "I can do as well as Tiger can" he shouts and shoots
three more balls into the water. When Petrus says "Hurry up, the next group
is coming!" Jesus hesitantly takes a blob and walks forward to retrieve
his balls. Petrus hesitates, and when the next group arrives they see Jesus
walking straight onto the water.
"WTF is he doing? Does he think he's Jesus?!?" one of them exclaims.
Petrus: "No, he thinks he is Tiger Woods!"
Cheers,
Paul
John van der Pflum
wrote:
>Learn the rules, shankopotamus.
LOL! Classic.
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jvdp
Hey Annika, you'll never hold these:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rockpyle/3940732311/
Alan Baker
"BigSlicer" <a5a...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> On Nov 3 2009 12:16 PM, annika1980 wrote:
>
> > We've all heard the story of how Jesus was crucified and they buried
> > his body in some cave with a huge boulder in front. The next day the
> > stone was miraculously moved aside and Jesus was gone.
> >
> > Well isn't this just more evidence (as if we needed any more) that
> > Tiger Woods is God?
> >
> > I mean, who else could command a bunch of guys to move a huge boulder
> > like that?
> > It's only happened two times in recorded history that I know of ....
> > Jerusalem and Phoenix.
> >
> > What more proof do you heretics need?
>
> How utterly stupid.
>
> Jesus is God. Jesus is the messiah. In really bad taste to make fun
> otherwise.
>
> It was said that people would turn to false Gods. Is Tiger yours?
>
> Learn about Jesus, you might just learn more about yourself.
So it is desperately important that we all remain on topic...
...until you want to defend your invisible man in the sky.
Got it.
--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
<http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg>