My name is Veronica Squankus, and I am a practicing lesbian.
I am a big fan of LPGA golfer Anna Rawson, and I would very
much like to take a look at her poo hole. I was hoping that
some of you here may have some experience working with the
LPGA on issues like this, and can offer some advice.
Should I contact the player relations department of the
LPGA itself to set up a time and date for my poo hole
inspection, or would it be better to contact Anna's agent?
Or - would it be easier if I were to simply attend a
tournament where she is playing, and aske her directly?
If, for any reason, Ms. Rawson is unavailable, I would be
equally content to take a look at the poo holes of either
Paul Creamer or Natalie Gulbis.
Thanks in advance for any assistance.
Veronica Squankus
When's your first game?
cb
Huh?