Re: The Most EXECRABLE Sports Editorial I Have Ever Read

[Albany Al]

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Michael <mjd...@verizon.net> wrote:
>
> Yeah, I know it is a "Whitlock piece", but this is out of hand.

The truth usually is.

> Usually, this fellow gets his "hits rating" by stirring the racial
> pot, but he's reached a new, EXECRABLE low with this garbage. I
> wonder if this swine has an editor of any kind, or if his trash goes
> right from fingertips to publication. If he has an editor, he/she is
> just as much of a low born whore for letting this one go.

Thank God he's not a homosexual like Obama and Jerry Sandusky.

> http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/new-york-jets-rex-ryan-mark-sanchez-
> santonio-holmes-an-embarrassment-100812
>
> "If Roger Goodell wanted to erase the stench of the replacement ref
> fiasco, create a distraction to overshadow his bungling of Bountygate
> and get back in the good graces of working journalists weary of faux
> Tebowmania, the commish would cite the 2004 “Playmakers” ruling and
> cancel the rest of the New York Jets' season.
>
> Seriously. Cancel the Jets. Cancel the Jets because they’re a
> disgrace, a blight on the good name of the NFL, the worst thing to
> happen to America’s pastime since the Worldwide Leader aired 11
> dramatic episodes of “Playmakers.”
>
> Former commissioner Paul Tagliabue set the precedent. He pressured
> Disney into killing the Cougars, the fictional professional football
> squad portrayed in “Playmakers.” Tagliabue thought the Cougars were a
> “gross mischaracterization” of life in the NFL and negatively
> portrayed the league.
>
> Rex Ryan and the Jets are not gross? They’re not gross caricatures who
> negatively portray life on this planet? The Jets aren’t a real-life
> re-enactment of “Playmakers” worthy of cancellation?

The Jets are the Atlantic City Seagulls of the NFL.

> Goodell should've canceled Monday night’s episode of “Playmakers of
> New York” just to save Jon Gruden from the three hours of mental
> gymnastics trying to pretend Ryan and the Jets aren’t an X-rated
> circus act.
>
> I can’t be the only person to notice the Jets went from Super Bowl
> contenders to Super Bowl pretenders once their head coach transformed
> publicly from Rex Ryan, son of legendary defensive guru Buddy Ryan, to
> Sex Ryan, the bastard child of legendary smut kingpin Larry Flynt.
>
> Yep, after playing in back-to-back AFC Championships, the Jets have
> been an inconsistent .500 club since Deadspin.com unearthed alleged
> evidence that Rex and his wife spent their free time exploring their
> foot fetish on the Internet. In fact, since December of 2010, when the
> foot fetish controversy began, the Jets have played 28 NFL games,
> including the playoffs, that matter and they’ve lost half of them.
>
> The Jets have a clown for a coach. It’s no coincidence they play like
> clowns on the field and act like clowns off it.

Many of us think "buffoon" is more appropriate than "clown" but
New Yorkers would never figure it out.

> The starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez, completes a much higher
> percentage of passes off the field than on it. He’s gone from
> connecting with hot-to-trot teenagers to hooking up with a 37-year-old
> desperate housewife, Eva Longoria. Yep, off the field, Sanchez spreads
> the ball to a wide variety of receivers. He keeps his name relevant on
> Page 6 of the New York tabloids. Just in the past week Longoria
> publicly denied being pregnant by Sanchez even though no one asked.
>
> Is it worth mentioning that Longoria’s ex, Spurs point guard Tony
> Parker, quarterbacks a far more efficient offense and is less turnover
> prone than her latest public-relations ploy/boyfriend?

He got the pussy and dumped it. Sanchez doesn't mind eating the
sloppy 24ths of black guys.

> The team’s other quarterback, Tim Tebow, remains a cult figure because
> of his alleged Just Say No bedroom campaign. Now, Tebow was brought to
> New York to run the wildcat, but the team’s new offensive coordinator,
> Tony Sparano, is utilizing a Just Say No wildcat campaign. The San
> Francisco 49ers mocked New York’s wildcat package by unveiling a
> superior one in a 34-point mauling.
>
> Goodell should Just Say No to the Jets. Put them out of their misery.
> Spare the league the embarrassment of such a high-profile
> dysfunctional team. The Jets are doing far more damage to the NFL’s
> rep than “Playmakers” ever did.
>
> Last year, with a playoff berth on the line in the final
> regular-season game, receiver Santonio Holmes quit. This year, Holmes
> hurt his knee on a non-contact injury and intentionally fumbled the
> ball to the opposition.

Say it ain't so.

> The Jets' best player, cornerback Darrelle Revis, also hurt his knee
> on a non-contact injury this season. He tore his ACL. The injury
> ruined his season and began speculation on his next contract holdout.

It's pretty sad when the best player on an NFL team is a
cornerback.

> As best we know, New York’s other cornerback, Antonio Cromartie,
> hasn’t fathered any more illegitimate children this season ... as best
> we know. New York’s top linebacker, Bart Scott, had his most memorable
> performance this season on ESPN’s documentary “Broke.” Scott is
> perfect for the WWE. Ever since he barked “Can’t Wait!” he’s been far
> more bark than bite as a football player. Vince McMahon will love
> Scott. The contact is all fake and the trash talk is scripted in the
> WWE.
>
> New York’s owner, Woody Johnson, is on the record that Mitt Romney’s
> victory in the presidential race is a higher priority than the Jets
> winning. The Texans needed to turn in a disinterested, bumbling Barack
> Obama-like debate performance for the Jets to have any chance at
> winning. It didn't quite happen.
>
> Cancel “Playmakers of New York.” Tagliabue would"
>

Let's go back to getting rid of Obama. Once he's gone, it's
time to go eliminate all the absolute idiots who voted for him.
Permanently.