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You Don't Mess With a Hindu's Cows
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Ken Olson
May 1, 2017, 6:40:12 PM5/1/17
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GrtArtiste
May 1, 2017, 8:17:41 PM5/1/17
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On 5/1/2017 6:40 PM, Ken Olson wrote:
> http://www.reuters.com/article/us-india-politics-religion-idUSKBN17X17Q
If there is anything in that barbaric land that SHOULD be slaughtered by
the millions...it should be the cows. Maybe all the wailing and gnashing
of rotted teeth that would follow would mean that there would be a few
less con-artists calling me to say that "you compooter is spreading all
virus across the Internet". I had one tonight, and after telling him 3
times that I had no computer he insisted 3 times that I did. Then I told
him..."if you believe I do have one then just keep talking"...then he
hung up.
GrtArtiste
> http://www.reuters.com/article/us-india-politics-religion-idUSKBN17X17Q
If there is anything in that barbaric land that SHOULD be slaughtered by
the millions...it should be the cows. Maybe all the wailing and gnashing
of rotted teeth that would follow would mean that there would be a few
less con-artists calling me to say that "you compooter is spreading all
virus across the Internet". I had one tonight, and after telling him 3
times that I had no computer he insisted 3 times that I did. Then I told
him..."if you believe I do have one then just keep talking"...then he
hung up.
GrtArtiste
J. Hugh Sullivan
May 2, 2017, 9:26:42 AM5/2/17
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On Mon, 1 May 2017 20:16:56 -0400, GrtArtiste <nine...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
1. Tell him no one is home - that makes him pause. If he responds tell
him you are an autorobot, in a robotic voice, as often as necessary.
2. Say "no hablo" repeatedly.
3. Tell him he has reached the FBI office of scam investigations - he
has hung up quickly twice for me.
4. Tell him you want to talk about the weather each time he speaks.
5. Tell him you have dl'ed viruses and are working to eliminate them
and ask if he needs help.
6. I plan to tell him soon I am an inmate on death row in AR scheduled
in 1 hour.
7. Keep talking until he transfers you to the MS engineer who will
solve your problem for $100 - reduced to $35 if you refuse to pay -
then silence if you refuse to pay that. Taking his time costs him
money.
I wonder if , "Please stay on the line while I'm having the call
traced." would work.
Well. I'm retired and usually have the time to play with them. Asking
how you can reduce your credit card interest to less than 0% is sorta
fun. You can't beat 'em so have fun with it. Again, it's about
attitude.
Hugh
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him you are an autorobot, in a robotic voice, as often as necessary.
2. Say "no hablo" repeatedly.
3. Tell him he has reached the FBI office of scam investigations - he
has hung up quickly twice for me.
4. Tell him you want to talk about the weather each time he speaks.
5. Tell him you have dl'ed viruses and are working to eliminate them
and ask if he needs help.
6. I plan to tell him soon I am an inmate on death row in AR scheduled
in 1 hour.
7. Keep talking until he transfers you to the MS engineer who will
solve your problem for $100 - reduced to $35 if you refuse to pay -
then silence if you refuse to pay that. Taking his time costs him
money.
I wonder if , "Please stay on the line while I'm having the call
traced." would work.
Well. I'm retired and usually have the time to play with them. Asking
how you can reduce your credit card interest to less than 0% is sorta
fun. You can't beat 'em so have fun with it. Again, it's about
attitude.
Hugh
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