Gun Control (HA!)

[J. Hugh Sullivan]

Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are
120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is
80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner
is .0000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI


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So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor.

This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a
doctor as by a gun owner!!!

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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large,
We withheld the statistics on lawyers
for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!

Posted by Hugh


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[Some dued]

I like how it says statistics are from the FBI, but figures a link to alleged statistics is too much to ask.

[J. Hugh Sullivan]

On Fri, 2 Jun 2017 10:52:36 -0700 (PDT), Some dued
<theodo...@gmail.com> wrote:

>I like how it says statistics are from the FBI, but figures a link to alleged statistics is too much to ask.

"It's a joke, son."