The English in America had lost a lot of their slip up behind you and
slit your neck brutality that gained them a large portion of the world
and relied upon the always alarming and wild Celtic race, that was never
really tamed by the Romans or English, to pioneer the wilderness.
The English/Americans in Pennsylvania were weak bitches who had become
dandified and they had to call in the "uncontrollable" Scots/Irish to
freak out the slant eyed Indians, not the red dot ones.
Next thing you know, as family after family of these savages were PLANTED
in the wilds of Pennsylvania, the local Indians basically gave up. The
Indians wrote little letters begging the English to protect them from the
unruly, loud, uncouth, braggadocios, and brawling savages who children
were even too stupid, angry, and mischievous to be around on a regular
basis.
Naturally, the English didn't react to the Indians pleas, as they
accomplished exactly what they wanted. From there, the savage and
violent, always arguing, Scots/Irish with some extraordinary help from
real Highlanders, pioneered this country and gave us the land we live
on. Bless them for the fighting spirit as it has given us all a home we
can of be proud. Unfortunately and perhaps to be expected, most of their
descendants are now hopeless opioid addicts living in rural death holes
of despair and nothingness worse than any inner city could ever aspire to
be and no one gives one fuck about them because they are stupid and don't
matter.