In article <oe5iri$rdl$
1...@dont-email.me>, "wolfie" <
bgbd...@gte.net>
wrote:
> "Michael Press" wrote
>
> > Show us some of the exchanges she won so far.
>
> You just posted one.
She got schooled on technical points.
WOLFIE: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
WOLFIE: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
WOLFIE: I've had worse.
> > Remember this from the Vanity Fair article?
>
> No, but I'm not obsessed with her.
Of course not.
> > Sounds perfect for a dating profile
>
> I remember hearing something about her
> getting married.
Observe how her husband does not interrupt her.
I wrote a letter to President Reagan when I was five to voice my
opposition to his visit to the Bitburg cemetery in Germany,
because Nazis were buried there. I didn’t think an American
president should honor a group of soldiers that included Nazis.
President Reagan still went, but at least I had tried in my own
small way.
Ah, yes, that reminds me of when I was four and I wrote to
Senator John Warner about grain tariffs, arguing that trade
barriers unfairly decreased consumer choice.
At first glance, of course, Chelsea seems to be boasting that at
age five she was interpreting the news with the maturity of an
adult. But we should consider whether it’s instead a confession
that as an adult she still interprets the news with the maturity
of—well, let’s just submit that perhaps she thinks what other
people tell her to think.
--
Michael Press