Which God can I pray to to keep my retirement account from losing 5% every week?

Cory Frost

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Oct 6, 2008, 10:15:49 AM10/6/08

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I'm willing to convert at this point.

Damn you, George W. Bush!

rwa2play (Lost mode on)

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Oct 6, 2008, 10:19:19 AM10/6/08

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On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1...@2.3> wrote:
> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

Pray to God and vote Obama.

just john

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Oct 6, 2008, 10:26:17 AM10/6/08

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On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1...@2.3> wrote:

> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

Any death god will do. once you're dead, any retirement account
details will be moot.

(WARNING: Think carefully before trying death, as it may also affect
other parts of your life, like your bowling league standings.)

Lord Gow333, Jeff Jarrett's number 238823454 fan!

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Oct 6, 2008, 11:03:15 AM10/6/08

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"rwa2play (Lost mode on)" <rwa2...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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~~~~
Yeah, THAT will fix everything...

(EYE ROLL!!!)

LG
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Rev_CHUCKkey

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Oct 6, 2008, 11:04:34 AM10/6/08

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On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1...@2.3> wrote:

> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

Just go ahead and spend it all on "Bob" and get it over with.
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Unclaimed Mysteries

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Oct 6, 2008, 11:09:28 AM10/6/08

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Over the line! ($1)

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Zapanaz

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Oct 6, 2008, 11:20:13 AM10/6/08

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Cory Frost hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

Thunder crashed, Cory Frost laughed madly, then wrote:

>I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
>Damn you, George W. Bush!

"Who is God? Have you ever wanted something more than anything else in
the world, wanted it so badly that you just closed your eyes and
wished for it? Well God is the one who ignores you."

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Torrey M. Spears

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Oct 6, 2008, 11:19:29 AM10/6/08

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On Oct 6, 10:19 am, "rwa2play (Lost mode on)" <rwa2p...@gmail.com>
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Same thing, isn't it rwa?? :)

- TMS

rwa2play (Lost mode on)

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Oct 6, 2008, 11:29:51 AM10/6/08

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Nah...only God (and that blistering Giants D line) could've made the
Pats choke. :)

Enzian

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Oct 6, 2008, 11:31:42 AM10/6/08

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On Oct 6, 7:15 am, Cory Frost <1...@2.3> wrote:
> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

Here are some to choose from: http://tinyurl.com/4gzc7w

This one might be your best bet:

CAI-SHEN: God of Prosperity and Profit.

He's the Heavenly Treasurer-in-Chief and God of Wealth, having been
elevated to Godly status after a spot of mountain meditation.

Once a mortal general named Zhao who fought for the Emperor Zhou (ZHOU-
WANG), he rode a black tiger into battle and was armed with exploding
pearls.

Fat and cheerful, CAI-SHEN still rides his black tiger and wields a
rod of iron. His Godly Accountant is a dab hand with diamonds and
pearls, and putting an image of him in your home will do your bank
balance no end of good.

tad

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Oct 6, 2008, 12:35:41 PM10/6/08

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Many would say Shiva but others would argue that praying to the god of
death is what got us in this current mess, so YMMV. Hanuman is my
goto God for practical matters, as I've been told I have much in
common with him.

Or try this:
http://compound-eye.org/rogc/radio/rogc-church-of-the-lustful-frog/

SODDI

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Oct 6, 2008, 2:50:49 PM10/6/08

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"Cory Frost" <1@2.3> wrote in message
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> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

"You can sing to my cat."
Wonko the Sane, "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish"

MoParMaN

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Oct 6, 2008, 5:05:34 PM10/6/08

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"Cory Frost" <1@2.3> wrote in message
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> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

Start will Bear Bryant, then Tom Landry, Then Jerry Jones. If one of those
can't fix you up, then you might rethink devil worship.-Steve Spurier and
his hurd of goats.

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bval...@aol.com

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Oct 6, 2008, 5:08:40 PM10/6/08

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.

> I'm willing to convert at this point.
.
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

.
Try satan.

Chris Lansdell

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Oct 6, 2008, 5:10:06 PM10/6/08

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God's a Libertarian

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Toilet Peppermintman

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Oct 6, 2008, 5:14:10 PM10/6/08

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tomato; tomatoe

Rev. Richard Skull

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Oct 6, 2008, 6:36:21 PM10/6/08

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On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1...@2.3> wrote:

> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

Easy, send what left to "Bob". He'll make wish you were losing 5% a day

bval...@aol.com

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Oct 6, 2008, 7:06:28 PM10/6/08

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> > .> I'm willing to convert at this point.
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> > > Damn you, George W. Bush!
.
> > Try satan.

.
> tomato; tomatoe
.
The first conversation between the Joker and Batman was the Clown
Prince trying to convince the Caped Crusader that they were both the
same.

Evil always demands that they are morally equal to virtue.

Jefferson N. Glapski

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Oct 6, 2008, 7:09:47 PM10/6/08

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"Cory Frost" <1@2.3> wrote in message
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> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

You can still write in Ron Paul, you know, the guy who predicted this when
everyone else was saying things were peachy.

Archie Leach

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Oct 6, 2008, 7:59:43 PM10/6/08

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ButPaul'sARacistKook! (minus $1 to Rogers)

Wordsworth de Nihil

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Oct 7, 2008, 7:33:53 PM10/7/08

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That subject just reminded me of this awesome article, "The 9 Most Badass
Bible Verses" -- see, particularly, #3.

http://tinyurl.com/32c2qo

Jefferson N. Glapski

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Oct 7, 2008, 10:15:46 PM10/7/08

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"Archie Leach" <ani...@the.opera> wrote in message
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...which is why he's mentioned Walter Williams as a cabinet possibility.

erikc

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Oct 8, 2008, 11:17:47 PM10/8/08

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On Mon, 6 Oct 2008 16:06:28 -0700 (PDT), "bval...@aol.com" <bval...@aol.com>
wrote:

I guess that explains Islamists, then.

Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."

SODDI

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Oct 8, 2008, 11:22:51 PM10/8/08

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"erikc" <fire...@airmail.net> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 6 Oct 2008 16:06:28 -0700 (PDT), "bval...@aol.com"
> <bval...@aol.com>
> wrote:
>
>>.
>>> > .> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>>.
>>> > > Damn you, George W. Bush!
>>.
>>> > Try satan.
>>.
>>> tomato; tomatoe
>>.
>>The first conversation between the Joker and Batman was the Clown
>>Prince trying to convince the Caped Crusader that they were both the
>>same.
>>
>>Evil always demands that they are morally equal to virtue.
>

> I guess that explains ANYONE WHO IS RELIGIOUS, then.

IFYPFY

OneTwoThree

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Oct 9, 2008, 6:16:36 PM10/9/08

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"Cory Frost" <1@2.3> wrote in message
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> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

what are you talking about? Bush proposed a financial giveaway... er... I
mean rescue plan that took care of this. The Dems jumped on board
immediately and passed it.

Everyone should be happy... congress has acted to solve the problem.....
right?

right?

Rev. Richard Skull

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Oct 9, 2008, 6:23:30 PM10/9/08

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On Oct 6, 10:15 am, Cory Frost <1...@2.3> wrote:

> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

Send to me and I'll invest it in Booze and Hookers for you

Zapanaz

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Oct 9, 2008, 6:31:25 PM10/9/08

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Rev. Richard Skull hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

Imagine the booze and hookers you could get for 700 billion dollars.
My head spins.

Oh wait, somebody is working out the math on that as we speak!

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pyjamarama

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Oct 9, 2008, 6:32:04 PM10/9/08

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On Oct 6, 7:15 am, Cory Frost <1...@2.3> wrote:
> I'm willing to convert at this point.
>
> Damn you, George W. Bush!

Barney Frank?

Tonawanda Kardex

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Oct 9, 2008, 7:25:18 PM10/9/08

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Is your email some kind of Roxy Music tribute?

pyjamarama

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Oct 13, 2008, 10:47:22 AM10/13/08

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Indeed it is -- bully for you!

A business associate of mine in Florida is actually a good friend of
Mrrs. Ferry, McKay and Manzenera. I met them on their 2001 US tour at
the Greek in Los Angeles. Oh, and the Great Paul Thompson as well.

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